Pets are not people. I take good care of my dog, but my wife and sons come first if I have to choose. Someone who has to give up a pet because of a new human family member is not a horrible person.
"Seinfeld" was pretty funny, even if I never watched it much.
jjhuddle going to $12 bucks a year wasn't a big deal. I got more than my money's worth of entertainment during the football season alone before it went back to being free.
Avocadoes are great. You can't make guacamole without them.
Anise (black licorice) and green peppers are the two worst-tasting things on this planet.