I like my jokes to be short and sweet like this one:
Dad: Stop jacking off, son. It’ll make you go blind.
Son: I’m over here, dad.
I’m also a good Dad joke teller (aka Groaners) like these:
A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says “You can come in, but don’t you start anything’.
What happened to the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
Little Johnny tells the teacher that his father has been helping him learn to count.
Teacher: What comes after 3?
Teacher: Good. What comes after 7?
Teacher: Very good. What comes after 10?
Cop: OK, buddy, where were you between 4 and 6?
Suspect: in kindergarten
All the toilets seats were stolen at the police station. The cops have nothing to go on.
Judge: You are here for drinking.
Defendant: Well let’s get started.
A blind man walks into the grocery produce department, picks up his service dog by the tail and swings it around over his head. The shocked manager rushes over and says “Sir, sir can help you?”. The blind man says “no thanks, I’m just looking around”.
Enough for now.