cat_lover

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On Feb 17, 2020:

  • cat_lover replied to "Daytona 500" at 10:57 pm

  • That was a terrible looking wreck. Hoping for a full recovery for Ryan Newman.

On Feb 14, 2020:

On Feb 12, 2020:

  • cat_lover replied to "OSU Football 2019" at 05:31 pm

  • Per Coach Day: Riep and Wint have been dismissed from the football team.

     

On Feb 11, 2020:

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On Jan 30, 2020:

  • cat_lover repped a post in "Who's got jokes?" at 08:21 pm

  • I like my jokes to be short and sweet like this one:

    Dad: Stop jacking off, son. It’ll make you go blind. 
    Son: I’m over here, dad. 
     

    I’m also a good Dad joke teller (aka Groaners) like these:

    A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says “You can come in, but don’t you start anything’. 
     

    What happened to the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?  He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog. 
     

    Little Johnny tells the teacher that his father has been helping him learn to count. 
    Teacher: What comes after 3?

    Johnny: 4

    Teacher: Good. What comes after 7?

    Johnny: 8

    Teacher: Very good. What comes after 10?

    Johnny: Jack


    Cop: OK, buddy, where were you between 4 and 6?

    Suspect: in kindergarten 

     

    All the toilets seats were stolen at the police station. The cops have nothing to go on. 
     

    Judge: You are here for drinking. 
    Defendant: Well let’s get started. 
     

    A blind man walks into the grocery produce department, picks up his service dog by the tail and swings it around over his head. The shocked manager rushes over and says “Sir, sir can help you?”.  The blind man says “no thanks, I’m just looking around”. 
     

    Enough for now. 

  • cat_lover repped a post in "Who's got jokes?" at 08:16 pm

  • Saw this one on r/golf this morning.

    Saint Peter asks him if he has anything to confess. “Yes, I do.” Says the golfer. “I cussed out on the golf course.” Saint Peter says “tell me about it”.
    Golfer:” I was on a par 3, and I hit a beautiful high draw that was going right at the stick, but my ball hit a bird, and dropped 30 yards short.”}
    St Peter: “Well, that’s totally forgivable that you would cuss about that “.
    Golfer: “ No, I didn’t cuss then. My next shot, I lofted in my 60 degree wedge- headed right for the hole, but it hit the stick and bounced 6 inches away.”
    St Peter: “Aw man! What a terrible break- i can see why you would cuss at that. “
    Golfer: “ No, I didn’t cuss then either.”
    St Peter: “Wait. Don’t tell me you missed the fucking putt..”

On Jan 29, 2020:

  • cat_lover repped a post in "What are you listening to? [general music thread]" at 08:09 pm
  • posted by justincredible

    I got through Iron Maiden, 'The Number of the Beast' today. That was a great album, I think the only song I knew was Run to the Hills.

    Most everything by Maiden rocks!

On Jan 28, 2020:

  • cat_lover replied to "What are you listening to? [general music thread]" at 05:27 pm

  • I like all types of music and I'm not the biggest metal head but most of the groups I like (Sabbath,Maiden,Priest,Megadeth and Metallica) were heavy on the list as for newer metal I like Tool,Mastodon and Gojira.

On Jan 23, 2020:

  • cat_lover replied to "NFL Playoff Pick’em" at 10:58 pm

  • Chiefs
    Over
    Over
    Over
    0
    38
    Kelce
    101
    Mahomes

    21 points

     

     

     

     

     

     

On Jan 16, 2020:

  • cat_lover replied to "2020 MLB Thread" at 08:03 pm

  • Beltran's was fired by the Mets today.

On Jan 15, 2020:

On Jan 14, 2020:

  • cat_lover replied to "Ohio State Basketball 2019/20 thread" at 06:20 pm

  • Luther Muhamed and Dwayne Washington suspended for tonight's game against Nebraska for not meeting program expectations.

  • cat_lover replied to "Cavs Season 19/20 Thread" at 01:22 pm

  • Cavs beat the Pistons and Nuggets and lost to the Lakers.
    The march to 20 wins continues!!