friendfromlowry

Cavs win by 30 on the road on opening night 

1. Chiefs. Defense and coaching bails out bad QB play!!!!! Jk, kind of. 
2. Lions. Still think they're best team in NFL potentially.
3. Ravens. Everything humming.
4a. Steelers. May have something figured out with the offense.
4b. Bills. Continue looking solid. Tough game this Sunday at Seattle.
4c. Vikings. Cant drop them too much for barely losing to the second best team.
7. Packers.  Beat a top ten last weekend. Now they get the poor Jags this weekend. 
8. Commanders. But they may be missing Jayden Daniels for a game or two. Too bad, they have Chicago this weekend so the Daniels/Williams showdown could have been fun.
9. Texans. Not living up to the hype so far.
10. Seahawks. Thought they could have been toast but they stomped the Falcons.
--First dropoff--
11. Bears. Still wonder if they crash back to earth soon.
12. Eagles. Still giving them benefit of doubt for the talent they have
13. Falcons. 
14. Colts. Weekly who cares team. Barely beat Miami without Tua.
15. Broncos. Panthers this week, Baltimore in two weeks. 
16. Bengals. Coaching will never let this team have a complete, good game.
17. Cardinals. Good win vs Chargers last night.
18. Buccaneers. Lost Evans for a while and Godwin for the season. Not looking great going forward.
19. Chargers. Herbert threw for well over 300 yards, but no touchdowns and they lost. I thought a couple weeks ago they could start climbing these rankings but they dont want to.
20. 49ers. Injuries injuries injuries.
21. Rams. 
22. Cowboys. Hopefully a bye week got them right. 
23. Jets. Is there anyone else they can trade for or fire?
24. Giants. Steelers get to beat them by 30 on MNF. 
25. Saints. Is Carr coming back anytime soon hopefully?

-- Second drop off. Honestly, any of these teams could be #32.--
26. Jaguars. Woo another win. 
27. Titans. Another who cares team. Idk who the QB even is. Is it still Levis?
28. Dolphins.  Seriously Tua, don't do it. 
29. Browns. Their QB got hurt and everyone is happy. 
30. Raiders. I'm sick of watching Minshew. He sucks. And he was benched for O'Connell who is hurt, so Minshew has to play. 
31. Patriots. Terrible. 
32. Panthers. Lost by 33 points to Mariotta basically. 

posted by Ironman92

1-3 are obvious…don’t mess it up

1. Chiefs

2. Lions

3. Dolphins because Tua is coming back

Power rankings late Tuesday Ironman fyi 

I can confidently say it’ll be KC vs Baltimore in the AFC championship again

I was wondering after Zuerlein had his attempt blocked last night where the fault lays with that. It’s not necessarily his fault right? Offensive line doesn’t hold the defensive line back enough? Or D-Line player just makes a hell of a play that also combines a lot of luck? 

I think most fans weren’t thrilled to have him, but there were also plenty with “whatever, he wasn’t convicted, they just wanted his money, every other team has bad guys, too, blah blah” Those fans better have kept their mouths shut yesterday. 

I wouldn’t cheer for any player getting hurt. And I get the Browns players have to defend their guy. But Garrett can fuck all the way off with his model citizen and “does everything right” BS. 

Browns in an interesting spot. Season is over. No one should pretend with 8-2 they could potentially do this or that, especially with games against Pittsburgh x2, KC, Chargers, etc. But with Winston coming in they could still win some games and shoot their draft positioning in the foot. 

Jets defense looks awful 

Justin if the jets lose you should fight Ironman. 

Sweet catch Wilson

I can’t believe Watson really blew out his achilles. 

So, is it a big deal they’re moving to Brook Park?

posted by friendfromlowry

I think it’s more likely he’ll be washed than a MVP candidate leading them deep in the playoffs.

I’ll go with the usual prediction that’s been holding true: AFC north teams all compete for 10-12 wins and three playoff spots, while the Chiefs boat race their miserable division. 

Browns and probably bengals ruined this. The AFC west besides the Chiefs and maaaaaybe Chargers still suck. 

Another example of alcohol and bad decisions. 

It’s crazy that you can do this and as long as someone gets a half decent picture/video of you, social media can quickly make you pay the consequences. 

1. Chiefs. Off a bye, not going to penalize them. But they have a very tough game this week. 
2. Vikings. "" ""
3. Lions. They won, but lost one of their best players.
4. Ravens. Want to run away with the division but Pittsburgh wont let them.
5. Texans. Beat up on the Patriots, tough game against GB this week.
6. Falcons. Offense looks solid right now.
7. Steelers. Imagine if they had a QB that didn't suck.
8. Packers. Tore the Cardinals heart out. Love looks good.
9. Bills. Impressive MNF win, I think.
10. Commanders. Hung tough with Baltimore.
11. Buccaneers. Beat up on the injury riddled Saints.
12. Bears. Looking good and better, with some more winnable games coming up.
13. Chargers. Could be a playoff team when healthy.
14. 49ers. Our first NFC south team. Just not that impressed so far.
15. Eagles. Sirianni is a toolbag. 
16. Colts. Flacco keeping them relevant. But not sure I'm buying in. Plus I think Richardson is starting this weekend.
17. Broncos. Nix looks like junk for most of the game then has a good quarter or two to make his stats not be wtf. Don't be fooled. 
18. Seahawks. Three straight losses, next up is Atlanta and Buffalo. Could be five straight losses.
19. Bengals. Please dont let Watson look good this Sunday.
20. Jets. Not great when you fire your coach first then play a shitshow game after.
21. Cowboys. Maybe they can win their road games only, get 8-9 wins, sneak into the playoffs, win those road games, then win the superbowl in New Orleans.
22. Raiders. Good news, Adams flip-flopped again and said he may want to stay in Vegas because he likes O'Connell. Bad news, O'Connell sucks.
23. Giants. At least they can use injuries as an excuse. That defense is tough tough. 
24. Saints. They were 2-0 at one point and scoring a lot. Now they've lost four straight. 
25. Dolphins. I forgot who they even played. No one. They had a bye.
26. Cardinals. What a weird team. They lost week one, then won, then lost two, then a bizarre comeback win against SF, then a loss. They're on MNF this week against the Rams. Gross. 
27. Rams. My weekly who cares team. 
28. Patriots. At least Maye looked decent. 
29. Browns. I'm telling you, they're winning Sunday and the Bengals will make them look good. 
30. Titans. What's one positive thing you could say?
31. Panthers. They could also be #32, and maybe below some college teams.

32. Jaguars. Lawrence sucks. 

Rankings per division:
NFC North: 2, 3, 8, 12 (6.25)
NFC South:  6, 11, 24, 31 (18)
NFC East: 10, 15, 21, 23 (17.25)
NFC West. 14, 18, 26, 27 (21.25, yikes)
AFC North: 4, 7, 19, 29 (14.75) 
AFC South: 5, 16, 30, 32 (20.75)
AFC East: 9, 20, 25, 28 (20.5)
AFC West: 1, 13, 17, 22 (13.25) 

Btw Ironman, I heard a good stat today you'll appreciate on a podcast. Lawrence has played 56 games in his career, he's 21-35. So the question is, how many guys have started 55+ games, but won less than 25 of them. There's nine people on that list: Lawrence, Tim Couch, David Carr, Josh McCown, Rick Mirer, Daniel Jones, Blake Bortles, Charlie Batch, Josh Freeman. Not great company to have. 

New York Poops lol 

I feel like they bring that TV ref on just to tell us how stupid we are and what we saw and believe is wrong.

Yeah there’s been a lot of penalties. 

Wish someone from the NFL would tell the dolphins they aren’t allowed to keep trying to kill Tua 

Defensive best game of the season. Offensive line worst game of the season. Need to be more complimentary.