2020 Presidential Election thread

I assume Biden is on lockdown right now, and definitely social distancing from Hillary.

Likely the biggest national crisis since we were bombed at Pearl Harbor and the guy that wants to be president is nowhere to be found.  GTFOH with voting for the guy.  Even Dems should kick him to the curb.

As president is his wife gonna be helping him on and off stage?

posted by Spock

As president is his wife gonna be helping him on and off stage?

That video was pretty bad.  At first I thought "ok, he's just standing there waiting for the signal that the feed is cut".  But then he continued standing there, for a LONG TIME until his wife finally comes over to get him.  It was like a total space out.

Biden is looking more like a Westworld robot.  Reads his line or does his part then goes back into stasis until someone interacts with him again.

posted by QuakerOats

 

I assume Biden is on lockdown right now, and definitely social distancing from Hillary.

All of this unnecessary bullshit/holdup from Pelosi & Schumer is just driving more & more votes Trump's way.

The way Pelosi is acting today with this relief package.....she knows we have Trump for sure and she is trying to get all the pork in now.  She is killing the Dems.

posted by gut

That video was pretty bad.  At first I thought "ok, he's just standing there waiting for the signal that the feed is cut".  But then he continued standing there, for a LONG TIME until his wife finally comes over to get him.  It was like a total space out.

Biden is looking more like a Westworld robot.  Reads his line or does his part then goes back into stasis until someone interacts with him again.

Sending him out there "Weekend at Bernie's" style

posted by gut

That video was pretty bad.  At first I thought "ok, he's just standing there waiting for the signal that the feed is cut".  But then he continued standing there, for a LONG TIME until his wife finally comes over to get him.  It was like a total space out.

Biden is looking more like a Westworld robot.  Reads his line or does his part then goes back into stasis until someone interacts with him again.

Got a link to see this?

posted by jmog

Got a link to see this?

You can tell by the way his wife handles it that this is what we call end of life care

https://libertyunyielding.com/2020/03/19/after-delivering-tuesday-victory-speech-via-live-stream-biden-freezes-in-place/

I'm not sure how Cuomo would end-up on top of the ticket, but he is definitely looking like a much stronger choice than Quid Pro Joe.

So you've got Joe, who acts like he's got one foot in the grave.

You've got Trump, who looks like he's had a mortician do a make-up job on him.

Hell, why not throw the corpse of Ronald Reagan out there?  Maybe he could garner some votes.

posted by O-Trap

So you've got Joe, who acts like he's got one foot in the grave.

You've got Trump, who looks like he's had a mortician do a make-up job on him.

Hell, why not throw the corpse of Ronald Reagan out there?  Maybe he could garner some votes.

Shit, if the Cryptkeeper got into the race, he'd be the healthiest-looking one on the card!

posted by Heretic

Shit, if the Cryptkeeper got into the race, he'd be the healthiest-looking one on the card!

Land of the free
Home of the grave

posted by O-Trap

Land of the free
Home of the grave

O-Trap, that's good stuff!

350,000,000 people and we have one of these 2 to vote for. 

The scariest thing is that Nancy Pelosi is 3rd in line.

posted by Spock

350,000,000 people and we have one of these 2 to vote for. 

 

The scariest thing is that Nancy Pelosi is 3rd in line.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

posted by Spock

350,000,000 people and we have one of these 2 to vote for. 

 

The scariest thing is that Nancy Pelosi is 3rd in line.

That IS pretty bad.

There really are days when I just want to nope the fuck outta here and move to some tropical country that mostly leaves you the fuck alone.

You don't HAVE to vote for either one.

posted by justincredible

You don't HAVE to vote for either one.

True.  There are more than two options for master.

posted by justincredible

You don't HAVE to vote for either one.

I wish I felt like that were true. 

Until the libertarian party stops being complete morons and gives a legitimate candidate, we are forced to pick the "well, he/she isn't as bad as the other guy/gal" candidate.

You do your best and cast your vote to prevent the worse evil of the two "main" possibilities.

posted by jmog

I wish I felt like that were true. 

 

Until the libertarian party stops being complete morons and gives a legitimate candidate, we are forced to pick the "well, he/she isn't as bad as the other guy/gal" candidate.

 

You do your best and cast your vote to prevent the worse evil of the two "main" possibilities.

One, you don’t have to vote. Period.

Two, Jacob Hornberger.