What is with the beards?

Dr Winston O'Boogie Senior Member
3,345 posts 36 reps Joined Oct 2010
Wed, Mar 2, 2022 8:08 PM

Every hipster/millennial I see has one.  What is the obsession?


justincredible Honorable Admin
37,969 posts 250 reps Joined Nov 2009
Wed, Mar 2, 2022 8:10 PM

I view this as an attack. 

Dr Winston O'Boogie Senior Member
3,345 posts 36 reps Joined Oct 2010
Wed, Mar 2, 2022 8:18 PM

View it how you want but wtf?  What’s the attraction that practically every male I see below the age of 40 has a beard.  

Fletch Member
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Wed, Mar 2, 2022 8:28 PM
posted by Dr Winston O'Boogie

View it how you want but wtf?  What’s the attraction that practically every male I see below the age of 40 has a beard.  

Since they are basically soy boys on the inside ,  they are compensating with overt manliness


Zunardo Senior Member
815 posts 15 reps Joined Nov 2010
Wed, Mar 2, 2022 11:27 PM

They grow them because they can, and their women don't mind for now, but that'll change.  I started growing one when I was 18, because I could and because it made me look more mature.  Also because it hid a lot of faults.  Kept it quite a long time, even got married wearing it.  My wife said it was fine.  

Shaved it off when I was 40 and left it off for a few years.  Decided to start again.  Mrs. Zunardo objected.  That was that.

kizer permanente Senior Member
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Thu, Mar 3, 2022 5:45 AM

shaving everyday sucks?

justincredible Honorable Admin
37,969 posts 250 reps Joined Nov 2009
Thu, Mar 3, 2022 6:46 AM
posted by kizer permanente

shaving everyday sucks?

This is a big part of it. Also, my wife likes it. 


justincredible Honorable Admin
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Thu, Mar 3, 2022 6:48 AM
posted by Fletch

Since they are basically soy boys on the inside ,  they are compensating with overt manliness


Definitely this, too. 


iclfan2 Reppin' the 330/216/843
9,465 posts 100 reps Joined Nov 2009
Thu, Mar 3, 2022 7:11 AM
posted by kizer permanente

shaving everyday sucks?

This. I used to have to shave every day/ every other day and it sucked. Now I use an electric trimmer about once a week, and at least keep the neck clean. 


BR1986FB Senior Member
27,923 posts 126 reps Joined Feb 2010
Thu, Mar 3, 2022 7:45 AM
posted by Dr Winston O'Boogie

View it how you want but wtf?  What’s the attraction that practically every male I see below the age of 40 has a beard.  

Fiancee's two sons have them. Look like god damn Amish (no offense to Amish). I've grown a goatee for years but don't get the draw of a full on beard. Tried it once. Too itchy.

brutus161 The Navy Guy
1,688 posts 25 reps Joined Nov 2009
Thu, Mar 3, 2022 8:21 AM

After shaving everyday for 21 years of military service, I'm never shaving again. 

justincredible Honorable Admin
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Thu, Mar 3, 2022 8:33 AM

ernest_t_bass 12th Son of the Lama
26,698 posts 204 reps Joined Nov 2009
Thu, Mar 3, 2022 9:11 AM

I do not care for facial hair.  On most people, I think it is just laziness, and it looks sloppy.  If you're going to have facial hair, trim it neatly and cleanly.  The "stubble" look, and the unkempt beards look awful, IMO.

like_that 1st Team All-PWN
29,228 posts 321 reps Joined Apr 2010
Thu, Mar 3, 2022 9:12 AM

I actually think properly maintaining a beard (if you don’t want to look like a dirty hobo) is more of a hassle than remaining clean shaven. 

justincredible Honorable Admin
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Thu, Mar 3, 2022 9:34 AM
posted by like_that

I actually think properly maintaining a beard (if you don’t want to look like a dirty hobo) is more of a hassle than remaining clean shaven. 

A few scissor snips a couple times a week is all it really takes.

justincredible Honorable Admin
37,969 posts 250 reps Joined Nov 2009
Thu, Mar 3, 2022 9:36 AM

Actually, I probably look like a dirty hobo so disregard.

Automatik Senior Member
15,737 posts 98 reps Joined Nov 2009
Thu, Mar 3, 2022 9:37 AM

It took me 30 some years to finally grow a proper one, so I’m never going back.

Maintenance can be a bitch and it makes a huge mess. I just go to a barber every 3-4 weeks for a proper cut. 

friendfromlowry Senior Member
7,778 posts 87 reps Joined Nov 2009
Thu, Mar 3, 2022 9:38 AM
posted by iclfan2

This. I used to have to shave every day/ every other day and it sucked. Now I use an electric trimmer about once a week, and at least keep the neck clean

I also do this even though ETB doesn’t find me attractive by doing so. 

justincredible Honorable Admin
37,969 posts 250 reps Joined Nov 2009
Thu, Mar 3, 2022 9:39 AM

Do you guys often find yourselves thinking about how other men look? 

33,369 posts 133 reps Joined Nov 2009
Thu, Mar 3, 2022 9:47 AM

I grew a massive beard in high school and was called Abraham Bin Laden by opposing schools fans -- then got stopped 5 straight times at the airport (once for a pretty intense strip search).

I shaved before Thanksgiving that year and haven't gone past about 5 days stubble since. Save for 1 November and 1 October (for Halloween) in college.

QuakerOats Senior Member
11,701 posts 66 reps Joined Nov 2009
Thu, Mar 3, 2022 9:50 AM
posted by Dr Winston O'Boogie

Every hipster/millennial I see has one.  What is the obsession?



Great question!

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