For more substance, I'm just wondering how we, as a country, got to the point where our top choices to be our fucking leader are:
1. A fucking dumbass who might be going senile.
2. A fucking dumbass who can't go more than two sentences without saying something so mindbogglingly false/stupid that he also might be going senile.
All this says to me is that we need fewer politicians because I can make better choices as to anything than these fucks and have gotten to the point where I openly hate the simple fact that a bunch of fucking morons have any control over anything I do. Even if my "respect" for the law basically has me doing what I want regardless of what is considered legal, right or whatever.
Back in the day, there was a little thing called "decimation" where if your army wasn't getting shit done, you'd have 10% of them killed via random selection as a message to the rest. If I was king for a day, every damn politician on the state or federal level would be subject to that. Well, I might go higher than 10% (I don't know, 85%?) because I'm not sure that's a strong enough number to send the message that needs sent. And that's how to actually drain the swamp, as opposed to simply replacing an established swamp with your family and friends who aren't qualified to run night shift at a 7/11 without constant supervision.
Before anyone asks, yes, despite sleeping the last 7-8 hours, I'm still drunk from last night.