The WTF thread...

Good lord, Sharknado could be real:

This chick wants you to skip a meal and send her the 5$ for her campaign https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1296989517027487744?s=21

https://www.unilad.co.uk/life/gun-enthusiast-points-pistol-at-his-dck-shoots-himself-in-the-balls/

guys look who i saw out on da street!!!:) pic.twitter.com/rPczxbWAkL

— ✨ nathan (@bIoodtear) September 25, 2020

Wut??

https://testicuzzi.com/

We lost a friend Monday in tiffin on route 53. She was chasing her dog onto the roadway and got hit by a car. She had just got pregnant with her second child. The driver didn’t stop. They have identified the car and the driver but the driver is at large. So sad 

posted by geeblock

We lost a friend Monday in tiffin on route 53. She was chasing her dog onto the roadway and got hit by a car. She had just got pregnant with her second child. The driver didn’t stop. They have identified the car and the driver but the driver is at large. So sad 

Damn. Sorry to hear it, man. That's terrible.

posted by geeblock

We lost a friend Monday in tiffin on route 53. She was chasing her dog onto the roadway and got hit by a car. She had just got pregnant with her second child. The driver didn’t stop. They have identified the car and the driver but the driver is at large. So sad 

Ugh. Terrible sorry to hear

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/12/08/woke-olympics-breakdancing-added-to-2024-paris-games/

People are stupid.  

Here's a WTF local news Headline...........

YOUNGSTOWN POLICE SEEK INFO ON MAN THEY JUST FOUND OUT HAS BEEN MISSING SINCE 1969

wtf

posted by Gardens35

Here's a WTF local news Headline...........

YOUNGSTOWN POLICE SEEK INFO ON MAN THEY JUST FOUND OUT HAS BEEN MISSING SINCE 1969

wtf

He didn’t want to be found

https://www.foxnews.com/us/former-bin-laden-subordinate-released-from-new-jersey-jail-after-judge-agrees-he-is-too-obese-to-survive-coronavirus

To fat for jail?

*too

Just left Chipotle in Delaware. They were out of BOTH rices. They opened 45 min before I got there. Manager said it would be at least an hour before they had any. How in the hell does that happen??

And another this morning. I ordered a Clemson Tigers stadium sign for my gf’s stepdad from Zulily. Package came this morning, and it isn’t Clemson. It’s the Pittsburgh Penguins. Lol what the actual fuck. 

Headline from the Cleveland Plain Dealer "Community News" section.

Woman falsely accuses brother of farting on toothbrush.

While there's no way to know if this is actually true, since I found it on Twitter from Reddit...

Last night, I saw "Adolph" trending on Twitter and figured it was typical politard shit. Instead, it was way better.

A person talking about how his/her sister is 7 months pregnant and wants to name her unborn son Adolph. Because she's so woke that she wants to give her kid a problematic name so he can experience the prejudice and/or discrimination that people of color face in society.

Go to Twitter, put Adolph into the search bar and prepare to laugh. It's either a really good hoax post people are taking seriously or pure hilarity due to dumbassery!