2022 NFL Season Thread

posted by cyberlucydavid

A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust.

He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river."

He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them.

That was the worst story I ever heard  

posted by kizer permanente

That was the worst story I ever heard  

It gets better when the person who actually picked the apples found out that this douche both threw them in the dust and then stole them, went to his house and burnt it down while he was sleeping off his apple coma. 

Third World Vigilante Justice FTW!!!

Tua should have never been in the game. His hands indicate the was a severe concussion. It’s also not as scary as it looks. You see this every once awhile in MMA fights when someone is knocked out. Most of those fighters recover within a month or two. Everyone brain seems to react differently so hopefully Tua takes the time he needs to heal and comes back as good as before

Dolphins HC Mike McDaniel said Tua Tagovailoa sat next to him on the plane. They talked about how he was feeling for 15-20 mins then Tua pulled out his phone to watch MacGruber and they laughed together, per McDaniel.

— Cameron Wolfe (@CameronWolfe) September 30, 2022

Well I’m convinced. He’s fine. We don’t even have MRIs at the hospital anymore. We just have patients watch MacGruber. 

McDaniels quotes on this whole thing has been so weird. Politician avoiding any meaningful answer type of weird. 

Thought those who suffered concussions weren't supposed to fly on planes right after?

posted by BR1986FB

Thought those who suffered concussions weren't supposed to fly on planes right after?

What concussion? He passed the MacGruber test.

posted by BR1986FB

Thought those who suffered concussions weren't supposed to fly on planes right after?

I'd guess overnight observation (as opposed to being on the team plane that night) also is what's supposed to happen. But when a man really wants to watch MacGruber, who's gonna stop him?

Wouldn't laughing at McGruber be a sign of serious head trauma? 

It’s just such a weird thing to say. It reads like out of an Onion article 

posted by friendfromlowry

It’s just such a weird thing to say. It reads like out of an Onion article 

It’s so contrived. No one would give that type of detail without completely staging the response first.

…it may be true, but the answer is very prepared.

Honestly it’s a good sign he could watch the movie. I’ve only had one concussion that was serious and light from the tv was horrible. 

The neurotrama doctor that evaluated Tua in Miami during the Bills game has been fired. 

posted by superman

The neurotrama doctor that evaluated Tua in Miami during the Bills game has been fired. 

posted by superman

The neurotrama doctor that evaluated Tua in Miami during the Bills game has been fired. 

posted by Ironman92
The Dr on the sideline?

I believe so

posted by superman

I believe so

I always wondered how much say they have. In high school they seem to be the final word….I’m not convinced they are in college or NFL

posted by superman

The neurotrama doctor that evaluated Tua in Miami during the Bills game has been fired.