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jmog

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6,567 posts
Sep 17, 2011 12:37 PM
Man, either I got the best wife on the planet or you guys are marrying the most horrible women out there.

11 years of marriage and she doesn't hardly ever nag. We have more sex now than ever (4-6 times a week) and do many "kinky" things (a lot more now than ever).
She doens't bother me during OSU or Browns games.
The only thing on the "list" that she will do is pull the "nothing" is wrong game, but that's nearly every woman on the planet and you just learn to ignore it until she's ready to actually tell you.
Sep 17, 2011 12:37pm
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O-Trap

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14,994 posts
Sep 17, 2011 1:24 PM
like_that, you're pretty much looking for a woman who isn't going to act like an independent adult.

I believe what you want is a Russian or Asian mail order bride.
Sep 17, 2011 1:24pm
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DeyDurkie5

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11,324 posts
Sep 17, 2011 2:17 PM
jmog;899550 wrote:Man, either I got the best wife on the planet or you guys are marrying the most horrible women out there.

11 years of marriage and she doesn't hardly ever nag. We have more sex now than ever (4-6 times a week) and do many "kinky" things (a lot more now than ever).
She doens't bother me during OSU or Browns games.
The only thing on the "list" that she will do is pull the "nothing" is wrong game, but that's nearly every woman on the planet and you just learn to ignore it until she's ready to actually tell you.
Well jmog, you have to realize that 75% of the huddle are hicks/inbreds/nascar loving white trash. Marrying dumb, bitchy, retarded, hickish women is just there destiny.
Sep 17, 2011 2:17pm
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O-Trap

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Sep 17, 2011 2:40 PM
DeyDurkie5;899661 wrote:Well jmog, you have to realize that 75% of the huddle are hicks/inbreds/nascar loving white trash. Marrying dumb, bitchy, retarded, hickish women is just there destiny.
lol'd
Sep 17, 2011 2:40pm
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Sage

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2,070 posts
Sep 17, 2011 2:55 PM
lol getting married that's ur first mistake, clown.
Sep 17, 2011 2:55pm