Bigdogg;898409 wrote:I would strongly suggest a credit check before marriage. The number one reason for divorce is financial issues.

Gblock;898366 wrote:good luck with that

Steel Valley Football;898618 wrote:This reminds me of people w/o kids who tell me how well behaved in public their future kids are going to be. Like_that simply has no idea what he's in for.

Skyhook79;898631 wrote:I'm pretty sure COA has already agreed to all of like_that's conditions.

ernest_t_bass;898389 wrote:The only contract I'd have her sign is, if we get divorced, no child support, and the kids are not ever allowed to be around any of your BF's.

ernest_t_bass;898434 wrote:I could have sworn that the number 1 reason would be b/c of a bitchy wife!

like_that;898634 wrote:Now that is something you def have more control of.

like_that;898637 wrote:lol, I still see your feelings are hurt. Haven't seen this one before /sarcasm.

1_beast;898641 wrote:Earn a paycheck...damn...

1_beast;898641 wrote:Pay your child support MOFO



Earn a paycheck...damn...

To the OP....The only thing Im seeing that you lack on your contract.....is she needs to be on standby to "Make me a sammich bitch" and some other clause referring to staying in the kitchen.

Hope this helps

Steel Valley Football;898642 wrote:Depends on your kids ages. How old are your kids?

ernest_t_bass;898652 wrote:- yes, dear
-sick pwn dude!
-cool
-ok

/ernest

like_that;898660 wrote:Noted.

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Zero. Don't care what you say, unless the kid has a mental condition, he/she won't be misbehaving.

Bigdogg;898409 wrote:I would strongly suggest a credit check before marriage. The number one reason for divorce is financial issues.

like_that;898361 wrote:I mentioned in the finance thread, that next time I am about to get in a relationship/marriage(for the serious folks), I am going to have a list of bylaws that this girl needs to follow, otherwise there will be no relationship/marriage, or the relationship/marriage will be terminated if she doesn't follow the bylaws. Here is what I have so far.

-Must maintain sex quota
----Must do something kinky at least once a month
-Don't bitch/nag about petty ****
-Don't talk to me on sundays, especially if the Browns lose. (you may place your mouth on my penis, if that helps to prevent you from talking)
-Either tell me what is wrong, or shut the **** up.


This is all I have so far. Looking for input, especially from the miserable married folks.

oletiger;898785 wrote:add a weight clause and your gold

oletiger;898785 wrote:add a weight clause and your gold

like_that;898801 wrote:Good call. That's definitely going in there.

gorocks99;898841 wrote:Make sure you add ALL your gold 'cause she's gonna want it.

FatHobbit;898846 wrote:Is that different?

gorocks99;898848 wrote:wat

FatHobbit;898851 wrote:That she's going to want ALL your gold.