Crystal Bowersox: Would you????

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May 19, 2010 7:58 AM
Sure. The again, I'd bang Ellen if she was into dudes...
May 19, 2010 7:58am
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May 19, 2010 8:03 AM
I would definitely do Kara. No question there.
May 19, 2010 8:03am
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May 19, 2010 9:21 AM
If i was realy drunk and forgot that her teeth look like lil baked beans then maybe...
May 19, 2010 9:21am
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May 19, 2010 9:59 AM
I'm gonna take this a step further.

I'd eat that!
May 19, 2010 9:59am
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May 19, 2010 10:43 AM
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Liar!!!!
May 19, 2010 10:43am
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May 19, 2010 11:02 AM
thavoice wrote: If i was realy drunk and forgot that her teeth look like lil baked beans then maybe...
Awww man. One bigtime turnoff is bad teeth. Maybe she'll get some veneers when she gets rich.
May 19, 2010 11:02am
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May 19, 2010 11:26 AM
Haha I'd pass. She is not good looking at all but she can sing.
May 19, 2010 11:26am
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May 19, 2010 12:05 PM
Hell no.
May 19, 2010 12:05pm
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May 19, 2010 12:14 PM
No I wouldn't....

HOWEVER, if I was the boyfriend she's been dropping strong hints to for a ring, I think I would do it sooner rather than later. Odds are she ain't going to stay with you, dude, and that's if the scene doesn't end up completely changing her for the worse on multiple levels. Cash in your chips while your ahead!
May 19, 2010 12:14pm
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May 19, 2010 12:16 PM
bcubed wrote:
sherm03 wrote: Hate that hippie patchouli smell...and you know she has to REEK of it.

So I would pass.
This! I can't stand that crappy smell either!
I fourth that. Never known what that scent was, only that I can't stand it and it's ALWAYS worn in copious amounts by hippie stoners.
May 19, 2010 12:16pm
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May 19, 2010 12:18 PM
I W N H I
May 19, 2010 12:18pm
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May 19, 2010 1:45 PM
I'd make sure to Pull N Shoot!
May 19, 2010 1:45pm
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May 19, 2010 1:52 PM
I would imagine if you were to get intimate with her, smell would not be too much of an issue. I am guessing smoking of the hippy lettuce would be part of the foreplay and you would most likely fire up a J afterwards. Hell, I bet she would hit the waterbong while going reverse cowgirl on you.
May 19, 2010 1:52pm
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May 19, 2010 1:58 PM
Little Danny wrote: I would imagine if you were to get intimate with her, smell would not be too much of an issue. I am guessing smoking of the hippy lettuce would be part of the foreplay and you would most likely fire up a J afterwards. Hell, I bet she would hit the waterbong while going reverse cowgirl on you.
She better not bogart it, unless she wants a donkey punch.
May 19, 2010 1:58pm
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May 19, 2010 2:00 PM
This thread vanished for a short period of time.

Started having flashbacks of a place that used to be my playground.
May 19, 2010 2:00pm
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May 19, 2010 2:01 PM
Chesapeake wrote: This thread vanished for a short period of time.

Started having flashbacks of a place that used to be my playground.
No it didn't. you are just imagining things.
May 19, 2010 2:01pm
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May 19, 2010 2:01 PM
Chesapeake wrote: This thread vanished for a short period of time.

Started having flashbacks of a place that used to be my playground.
That's good acid man!
May 19, 2010 2:01pm
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May 19, 2010 2:02 PM
I bet her snatch smells like the great depression.
May 19, 2010 2:02pm
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May 19, 2010 2:19 PM
I had a little hope that the moderators would pull this. Do you realize that some of her relatives (including myself) read this forum?

Why don't you all post pictures of your moms/sisters/nieces/etc. on here and let us talk sexually about them and make rude and disgusting comments.

A bunch of sick guys you are around here!!!
May 19, 2010 2:19pm
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May 19, 2010 2:21 PM
buckeyefalls wrote: I had a little hope that the moderators would pull this. Do you realize that some of her relatives (including myself) read this forum?

Why don't you all post pictures of your moms/sisters/nieces/etc. on here and let us talk sexually about them and make rude and disgusting comments.

A bunch of sick guys you are around here!!!
They aren't celebs. Goes with the territory. Maybe you should go to offtopic.com and post on there that you are her family and you want them to pull the 22 page thread of people talking shit about her.
May 19, 2010 2:21pm
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May 19, 2010 2:21 PM
buckeyefalls wrote: I had a little hope that the moderators would pull this. Do you realize that some of her relatives (including myself) read this forum?

Why don't you all post pictures of your moms/sisters/nieces/etc. on here and let us talk sexually about them and make rude and disgusting comments.

A bunch of sick guys you are around here!!!
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May 19, 2010 2:21pm
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May 19, 2010 2:25 PM
LJ, "it goes with the territory." What BS. They never sign something when they become a celeb that says, okay now, I'm free territory to rip on.

Be a man and post a pic of your mom here. Then let's rip her apart.
May 19, 2010 2:25pm
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May 19, 2010 2:27 PM
Guys, I unapproved this thread for a fucking reason.
May 19, 2010 2:27pm
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May 21, 2010 12:55 PM
buckeyefalls wrote: LJ, "it goes with the territory." What BS. They never sign something when they become a celeb that says, okay now, I'm free territory to rip on.

Be a man and post a pic of your mom here. Then let's rip her apart.
It does go with the territory. There is no person out there that isn't generally aware that when you become a celebrity as a teenager or adult that you will catch a lot of flack from people who really don't matter. People will say nasty things about you.

And as a family member of a celebrity you have to learn to either deal with it or completely ignore it.
May 21, 2010 12:55pm
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May 21, 2010 12:57 PM
Go Crystal!!!

Go OhioChatter!!!

Everyone have fun!!!
May 21, 2010 12:57pm