Crystal Bowersox: Would you????

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krambman

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May 18, 2010 9:29 PM
Glory Days wrote: Who?
That's what I was wondering. I have no idea who she is.
Fab1b wrote: yep
Fab1, I think we're yet to find a woman that you wouldn't tap. Is there anyone you'd refrain from having sex with, given the opportunity?
May 18, 2010 9:29pm
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May 18, 2010 9:30 PM
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May 18, 2010 9:30pm
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May 18, 2010 9:33 PM


Based on this picture yes absolutely not.
May 18, 2010 9:33pm
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BR1986FB

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May 18, 2010 9:33 PM
Not that I'm into jail bait but she looks like a slightly smaller version of Holly Mangold....so, no.
May 18, 2010 9:33pm
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May 18, 2010 9:45 PM
bunghole
May 18, 2010 9:45pm
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rmolin73

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May 18, 2010 9:51 PM
Jail bait? I think the chick is 24.
May 18, 2010 9:51pm
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sherm03

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May 18, 2010 9:51 PM
Hate that hippie patchouli smell...and you know she has to REEK of it.

So I would pass.
May 18, 2010 9:51pm
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May 18, 2010 10:59 PM
Helll no.
May 18, 2010 10:59pm
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Strapping Young Lad

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May 18, 2010 11:03 PM
Fab has the right idea. I make a shitload of sperm everyday so there's no reason to be stingy with it. Hell sometimes I unload it into a sock.

This girl's halfway decent and after a few drinks and as long as hygiene is up to code as se mentioned, there's no reason I can find not to.
May 18, 2010 11:03pm
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May 18, 2010 11:34 PM
Whenever I see her I hear this in my head:

"Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na na na na"
May 18, 2010 11:34pm
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May 18, 2010 11:42 PM
Sure. I like a little bit freaky. If she smells funny, I'd give her a bath. Problem solved.
May 18, 2010 11:42pm
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May 18, 2010 11:47 PM
^^That's both funny and repulsive.
May 18, 2010 11:47pm
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rmolin73

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May 18, 2010 11:49 PM
Why does everyone think that she smells funny? Just because she has dreads? Give me a break.
May 18, 2010 11:49pm
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May 18, 2010 11:53 PM
rmolin73 wrote: Why does everyone think that she smells funny? Just because she has dreads? Give me a break.
I think it's because she looks like a hippy.
May 18, 2010 11:53pm
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May 19, 2010 12:06 AM
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May 19, 2010 12:06am
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bigkahuna

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May 19, 2010 12:07 AM
For the record, I think she can sing her ass off.

I don't watch Idol, but I heard her on the radio and hear her sing the Anthem at the MudHens game last week.
May 19, 2010 12:07am
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May 19, 2010 12:08 AM
mattinctown wrote:
rmolin73 wrote: Yes.



That third pic looks like Julia Stiles. Yeah, why not.
lol it is Julia Stiles...it's one of those celeb look alike things
May 19, 2010 12:08am
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May 19, 2010 12:12 AM
And that first pick looks like a 4th place fair swine.

I'm sorry but it is what it is.
May 19, 2010 12:12am
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May 19, 2010 12:19 AM
unh-unh
May 19, 2010 12:19am
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May 19, 2010 12:22 AM
She mad ugly son
May 19, 2010 12:22am
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May 19, 2010 4:33 AM
She looks like Julia Stiles...

















With BAD teeth. No way bro.
May 19, 2010 4:33am
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Rocketsfan

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May 19, 2010 6:01 AM
Every single one of you that said " No " are straight up liars.
Heartbeat ? Check
Vag ? Check

Good to go.......
May 19, 2010 6:01am
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May 19, 2010 7:49 AM
sherm03 wrote: Hate that hippie patchouli smell...and you know she has to REEK of it.

So I would pass.
This! I can't stand that crappy smell either!
May 19, 2010 7:49am
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May 19, 2010 7:52 AM
good god...NO!!!
May 19, 2010 7:52am
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May 19, 2010 7:54 AM
Rocketsfan wrote: Every single one of you that said " No " are straight up liars.
Heartbeat ? Check
Vag ? Check

Good to go.......
If having a heartbeat and a vagina are your only requirements then I guess she is very do-able.

But for the rest of us, not so much.
May 19, 2010 7:54am