Thursday I was at a Texas Roadhouse. I walked in and couldn’t help but notice that there were peanut shells tracked everywhere. There were cases of peanuts stacked up by the entrance. I got seated way in the back. It was a lot quieter and nice. I sat down, ordered a beer and proceeded to eat some peanuts while I was waiting for my order. All of the sudden, out of nowhere I hear this voice say
“Excuse me”
I didn’t think she was talking to me. again I hear this
“Excuse me”
Again, I paid no attention continuing eating my nuts. All of a sudden a woman with the biggest PhD.( Pentecostal hair doo ) I have ever seen, walks up to the edge of my table, and yells
“ Excuse me, didn’t you hear me?” Quite shocked I responded
“ I’m sorry I didn’t think you were talking to me. What can I do for you?”
She sez “ my grandson has a peanut allergy. Would you please stop eating peanuts?”
I sez “ if you gave half a fuck about your grandson, you wouldn’t have him within a half a fucking mile with this place”
She looked at me horrified, grabbed the kid by his hand and stomped off toward the front.
After a couple of minutes, the manager comes back to my table and asks “ is there a problem here?”
I said “not anymore “ I then told him the whole thing, complete with foul language.
He says “ it sounded like she asked politely. I am going to ask you to leave.”
“You’re kidding” I said
When he said no, I downed my beer, belched loudly. And quietly walked out.
AITA?