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The "Today in Antonio Brown's Life" thread.

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gut Senior Member
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Tue, Jan 21, 2020 9:59 PM

If he could speak and write beyond the kindergarten level he'd already have a reality tv show.  Sadly that would probably only last a year, any way.

 

I think he has some personality and social disorders.  Probably a little CTE.  Drugs.  Lots of drugs. 
Ironman92 Administrator
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Tue, Jan 21, 2020 10:06 PM

Be cool if one of his next 1,000 decisions would be a good one.
friendfromlowry Senior Member
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Tue, Jan 21, 2020 10:52 PM

I’d rather participate in a thread where we show each other our dicks than talk about Antonio Brown’s life. 
gut Senior Member
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Wed, Jan 22, 2020 2:08 AM
posted by friendfromlowry

I’d rather participate in a thread where we show each other our dicks than talk about Antonio Brown’s life. 

It's interesting that you posted that instead of simply ignoring the thread....
friendfromlowry Senior Member
7,778 posts 86 reps Joined Nov 2009
Wed, Jan 22, 2020 6:33 AM
posted by gut

It's interesting that you posted that instead of simply ignoring the thread....

Interesting indeed.
BR1986FB Senior Member
27,923 posts 123 reps Joined Feb 2010
Wed, Jan 22, 2020 9:05 AM

Where's Johnny Manziel or Jose Canseco when you need them?
Heretic Son of the Sun
20,517 posts 202 reps Joined Nov 2009
Wed, Jan 22, 2020 6:21 PM

A VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!!

https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/1704691/now-antonio-brown-has-locked-himself-inside-his-house

TODAY IN ANTONIO BROWN'S LIFE, Antonio now has locked himself inside his house in order to avoid pesky nuisances such as police wanting to ask him about the alleged battery against the moving van dude. If you could take away his ability to communicate via social media, this might be the best way this story could possibly end -- him trapped in his house with no one able to get in at him and him unable to interact with anyone outside...but I doubt the planet will be so lucky.
Heretic Son of the Sun
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Wed, Jan 22, 2020 6:23 PM
posted by friendfromlowry

I’d rather participate in a thread where we show each other our dicks than talk about Antonio Brown’s life. 

Adsense wouldn't like that thread idea...
Laley23 GOAT
33,369 posts 132 reps Joined Nov 2009
Wed, Jan 22, 2020 6:28 PM

I retract everything I ever said about Tomlin as a coach. To keep this dude under control for so long is a goddamn work of art. 
gut Senior Member
18,369 posts 115 reps Joined Nov 2009
Wed, Jan 22, 2020 8:28 PM

Police don't want to go in and escalate things....said no cop ever.

The reality is they know he's a crazy pyscho.   And they know he has guns.
Ironman92 Administrator
56,729 posts 164 reps Joined Nov 2009
Thu, Jan 23, 2020 11:08 PM

AB turned himself in (a good decision!)

He’s in the county jail
geeblock Member
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Fri, Jan 24, 2020 8:20 AM

should have made this bet 10 days ago 
friendfromlowry Senior Member
7,778 posts 86 reps Joined Nov 2009
Sat, Feb 1, 2020 11:41 AM

AB says he owes the whole NFL an apology. So if the pattern continues that’s one smart, sensible thing he did today and will follow it with a DUI later. 
Ironman92 Administrator
56,729 posts 164 reps Joined Nov 2009
Sat, Feb 1, 2020 11:52 AM

I like the tiniest trend toward what’s right. I’m not buying stock in him but I would like to see him return to a functional human being.
Heretic Son of the Sun
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Sat, Feb 1, 2020 12:21 PM
posted by friendfromlowry

AB says he owes the whole NFL an apology. So if the pattern continues that’s one smart, sensible thing he did today and will follow it with a DUI later. 

Yeah, his trend in recent months has been to say he just wants to play and will do whatever it'll take to get back in the league one day and go scorched earth on the league the next, so I have no expectation anything will be different until it actually is.
gut Senior Member
18,369 posts 115 reps Joined Nov 2009
Sun, Feb 2, 2020 11:07 AM
posted by Heretic

Yeah, his trend in recent months has been to say he just wants to play and will do whatever it'll take to get back in the league one day and go scorched earth on the league the next, so I have no expectation anything will be different until it actually is.

With the SB today, AB gonna AB all over twitter...

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