posted by justincredibleOrtiz may be fat, but he could hit.
His final season (age 40) he lead the league in 2B, RBI, SLG, OPS, and IBB. Not bad for a fat slob.
You should know as well as anybody what a bad stat the RBI is.
I also know that Ortiz is a known cheater and should have been banned from baseball. Make him play some defense and his value diminishes very quickly.