2024 NFL Season Thread

Davante to the Jets.

I'm speaking it into existence.

2024 is the season of pain. please  respect my privacy in this trying time.

posted by j_crazy

2024 is the season of pain. please  respect my privacy in this trying time.

You're not the only one but I expected it for the Browns .

https://x.com/nfl_memes/status/1841639509089296598?s=46

posted by sportchampps

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Sad. Could she be more obvious?

Whatever happened with Deshaun Watson’s lastest victim from a month or so ago? She was accusing him of rape I think and the NFL was going to meet with her? 

posted by friendfromlowry

Whatever happened with Deshaun Watson’s lastest victim from a month or so ago? She was accusing him of rape I think and the NFL was going to meet with her? 

Ambulance chaser Tony Buzbee (defendants attorney) probably pivoted and is licking his chops with his 120+ clients in the Diddy case.

Just masterful execution by the Falcons to get the ball spiked with 1 second left….seemed impossible.

Great OT win.

Gotta get to Cousins… 509 yards passing

I’ve watched every Falcons game….they are solid on offense 

And those red Falcons helmets are absolute 🔥

The falcons scored 36 points. Surely Bijan Robinson had some good fantasy numbers.

Oh, he had 61 yards on 12 attempts and no touchdowns. Super. 

I'm not having fun anymore.

One of the worst halves of football I have ever watched. Glad I paid $7 for this shit.

Points before half. 

We're back, baby!

Vikings defense is a problem

My AFC North predictions today:

Not a good feeling on any of them.

Bengals vs Ravens is big big game and Ravens seem the easy pick but Bengals seem to matchup well many years with the Ravens. Can the Bengals hold the Ravens rushing game down? Can they force turnovers? Can they score TD instead of FG. I can see the Bengals winning 31-27 and I could see the Ravens looking like the best team in football.

Gun to head…. Ravens 34-24

Browns/Commanders….Commanders look great and I’m rooting them on this season….but maybe Myles Garrett gets to the young stud early and shakes him a bit. Commanders look like they should win but NFL is funny and while they don’t seem to care much about the Browns…Browns need this win way more than the Commanders. I’m going upset. Browns 23-16

Steelers/Cowboys the big time potential offenses scare me vs the Steelers….if Watt doesn’t get to Dak a handful of times the Cowboys could run away like a Bills/Steelers playoff matchup. I don’t think they’ll get smoked in prime time but I don’t like the matchup as Steelers offense doesn’t have enough. I feel Parsons more of a factor than Watt. Cowboys 30-23

I guess they at least made it a game at the end. Heading into a game with the Bills at 2-3 is less than ideal.

Lamar looks uncomfortable….forgot he was fast….which is what happens late in the playoffs each year

And next play he looks like an MVP candidate

Sorry bout that

Ok…..I’m 1000% off on my Browns prediction. I’m not thoroughly shocked, but I wasn’t guessing this

Commanders are last years Texans

Zac Taylor WTF????

You don’t play for a 53 yard FG when you’ve went up and down the field all day with open receivers 

Coaches spend so much time in preparation and just lose their minds at times. Harbaugh was goofy to end the 1st half with his horrid clock management and actually dumb again late in regulation….but Taylor trumped him.