2024 NFL Season Thread

Another example of alcohol and bad decisions. 

It’s crazy that you can do this and as long as someone gets a half decent picture/video of you, social media can quickly make you pay the consequences. 

posted by Heretic

According to Barstool, dude has already been discovered and has been fired from his job and will likely be facing charges.

Good….stupid fuck

Patiently waiting for ffl’s power rankings 

posted by Ironman92

Patiently waiting for ffl’s power rankings 

Go back a page. Had them out a bit after midnight. I think. 

posted by friendfromlowry

1. Chiefs. Off a bye, not going to penalize them. But they have a very tough game this week. 
2. Vikings. "" ""
3. Lions. They won, but lost one of their best players.
4. Ravens. Want to run away with the division but Pittsburgh wont let them.
5. Texans. Beat up on the Patriots, tough game against GB this week.
6. Falcons. Offense looks solid right now.
7. Steelers. Imagine if they had a QB that didn't suck.
8. Packers. Tore the Cardinals heart out. Love looks good.
9. Bills. Impressive MNF win, I think.
10. Commanders. Hung tough with Baltimore.
11. Buccaneers. Beat up on the injury riddled Saints.
12. Bears. Looking good and better, with some more winnable games coming up.
13. Chargers. Could be a playoff team when healthy.
14. 49ers. Our first NFC south team. Just not that impressed so far.
15. Eagles. Sirianni is a toolbag. 
16. Colts. Flacco keeping them relevant. But not sure I'm buying in. Plus I think Richardson is starting this weekend.
17. Broncos. Nix looks like junk for most of the game then has a good quarter or two to make his stats not be wtf. Don't be fooled. 
18. Seahawks. Three straight losses, next up is Atlanta and Buffalo. Could be five straight losses.
19. Bengals. Please dont let Watson look good this Sunday.
20. Jets. Not great when you fire your coach first then play a shitshow game after.
21. Cowboys. Maybe they can win their road games only, get 8-9 wins, sneak into the playoffs, win those road games, then win the superbowl in New Orleans.
22. Raiders. Good news, Adams flip-flopped again and said he may want to stay in Vegas because he likes O'Connell. Bad news, O'Connell sucks.
23. Giants. At least they can use injuries as an excuse. That defense is tough tough. 
24. Saints. They were 2-0 at one point and scoring a lot. Now they've lost four straight. 
25. Dolphins. I forgot who they even played. No one. They had a bye.
26. Cardinals. What a weird team. They lost week one, then won, then lost two, then a bizarre comeback win against SF, then a loss. They're on MNF this week against the Rams. Gross. 
27. Rams. My weekly who cares team. 
28. Patriots. At least Maye looked decent. 
29. Browns. I'm telling you, they're winning Sunday and the Bengals will make them look good. 
30. Titans. What's one positive thing you could say?
31. Panthers. They could also be #32, and maybe below some college teams.

32. Jaguars. Lawrence sucks. 

Rankings per division:
NFC North: 2, 3, 8, 12 (6.25)
NFC South:  6, 11, 24, 31 (18)
NFC East: 10, 15, 21, 23 (17.25)
NFC West. 14, 18, 26, 27 (21.25, yikes)
AFC North: 4, 7, 19, 29 (14.75) 
AFC South: 5, 16, 30, 32 (20.75)
AFC East: 9, 20, 25, 28 (20.5)
AFC West: 1, 13, 17, 22 (13.25) 

Btw Ironman, I heard a good stat today you'll appreciate on a podcast. Lawrence has played 56 games in his career, he's 21-35. So the question is, how many guys have started 55+ games, but won less than 25 of them. There's nine people on that list: Lawrence, Tim Couch, David Carr, Josh McCown, Rick Mirer, Daniel Jones, Blake Bortles, Charlie Batch, Josh Freeman. Not great company to have. 

Same record and Pittsburgh held the Falcons to 10 points, in Atlanta. No team has played the Falcons better.

I’m not saying the Steelers should be #6….but I’d have them one above the Falcons. I feel the Packers are better than both but lost to Eagles. I feel Commanders maybe too.