2024 NFL Season Thread

The Jets reek.

posted by justincredible

The Jets reek.

Some bad stat lines there.

Meanwhile the Cardinals are currently that refreshing team everyone is starting to respect.

posted by Ironman92
I’m not good on the fake or real things on social media, but this looks to have happened.

I wasn’t even referring to the Chiefs necessarily. But speaking of. 

https://x.com/nfl/status/1855715047949193510?s=46&t=-XXw0zV-VvTU18NYO-gDnw

Watch #54, second from left. Guy just fucking falls over backwards letting everyone in for the block. Great work. 

posted by justincredible

The Jets reek.

But thanks for Mike Williams, bro! Paid off for my team for at least one week!

posted by friendfromlowry

I wasn’t even referring to the Chiefs necessarily. But speaking of. 

https://x.com/nfl/status/1855715047949193510?s=46&t=-XXw0zV-VvTU18NYO-gDnw

Watch #54, second from left. Guy just fucking falls over backwards letting everyone in for the block. Great work. 

Lol I need a slo mo but after watching 5x it looks like the 4th defender in trucked him and 3rd guy got the block

Basically looked like me trying to block

posted by justincredible

The Jets reek.

I tried to tell you for 2 years!!!

Well the Lions have awoken

Texans came ready and those red uniforms are crazy, but I like them a lot. Mixon looks fast.

Could be a good one if Texans defense holds up

Interesting game. Texans bouncing back and Lions in some trouble 

What the fuck is Goff doing 

Maybe throw it 8-15 yards instead 🤷🏻‍♂️

posted by friendfromlowry

What the fuck is Goff doing 

I mean, they are down and he’s going to keep throwing. There is a TON of time left. He could throw 7 interceptions

He has not been sacked

Wow

Crazy to just watch a good game where the refs are just there doing their jobs and letting the players decide who wins 

Ryans had zero faith in that decision

Good Lord that kicker just kicked 110 yards of 2 combined field goals and grazed the edge of each goal post.

Wow.

Was going to flip flop Lions and Ravens in my power rankings, but they’ll remain 2 and 3

There's something to be said for a team that has 5 turnovers and STILL beats an opponent, that's considered one of the top teams in the AFC, on their home field. Lions/Goff had a bad night but they're still really damn good.

Kind of a rhetorical question but does Jerry Jones know he can just be quiet after the games. He doesn’t have to say everything that’s on his grumpy old mind to reporters. 

posted by friendfromlowry

Kind of a rhetorical question but does Jerry Jones know he can just be quiet after the games. He doesn’t have to say everything that’s on his grumpy old mind to reporters. 

But then he wouldn't be the center of attention and that's the only thing his decrepit ass really cares about.

And this one might even be the best of the bunch. His stadium uses curtains on the windows for all sorts of events, but can't during NFL games for whatever reason even though the sun will be a big factor for parts of those 4 p.m. games. And if Dallas is at home and it isn't a night game, they will be playing at 4.

Has his top receiver drop a touchdown because he couldn't see the ball when the game was still close and all he can do is go off on "what about the moon?" and "maybe we should just tear the stadium down and build another" tangents because he's crazy as fuck. I love this and pretty much eagerly await JERRY'S NEXT ADVENTURE after every single loss.

posted by Heretic

But then he wouldn't be the center of attention and that's the only thing his decrepit ass really cares about.

And this one might even be the best of the bunch. His stadium uses curtains on the windows for all sorts of events, but can't during NFL games for whatever reason even though the sun will be a big factor for parts of those 4 p.m. games. And if Dallas is at home and it isn't a night game, they will be playing at 4.

Has his top receiver drop a touchdown because he couldn't see the ball when the game was still close and all he can do is go off on "what about the moon?" and "maybe we should just tear the stadium down and build another" tangents because he's crazy as fuck. I love this and pretty much eagerly await JERRY'S NEXT ADVENTURE after every single loss.

Yeah the sun through those widows is blinding….and a play call to make that in play for the receivers is idiotic