2024 NFL Season Thread

posted by BR1986FB

Well, when you're a QB whose go-to move is the high, dangerous throw that gets WRs sent to the local morgue, you might be a coach-killer.

Saw another Carr stat that he has the most losses for any QB through 4, 5, 6, etc. years. Up to 11 (current, I guess) where he is tied with Archie Manning. Currently tied, that is. One more loss by him and he'll be in sole possession of that stat for another year.

And one where he's lost to 31/32 NFL clubs in his career with the Raiders being the only outlier. And the Saints play the Raiders sometime down the road.

Man, Derek Carr: The league leader in weird stats no player ever would want their name attached to.

posted by Heretic

Well, when you're a QB whose go-to move is the high, dangerous throw that gets WRs sent to the local morgue, you might be a coach-killer.

Saw another Carr stat that he has the most losses for any QB through 4, 5, 6, etc. years. Up to 11 (current, I guess) where he is tied with Archie Manning. Currently tied, that is. One more loss by him and he'll be in sole possession of that stat for another year.

And one where he's lost to 31/32 NFL clubs in his career with the Raiders being the only outlier. And the Saints play the Raiders sometime down the road.

Man, Derek Carr: The league leader in weird stats no player ever would want their name attached to.

Derek Carr is the Tiger Woods of Charlie Weises

Uh…Hopkins looks like the star he was

Uh oh

Buccaneers schedule so far has been no joke

Combined record of 58-25

Geesg

Holy fuck go for two. 

posted by friendfromlowry

Holy fuck go for two. 

You think a coach that calls a timeout on the 1 with 33 seconds left has the wherewithal to make crucial decisions in crunch time?

Fucking pussy shit. You’re not beating them in overtime. Go get the win. 

Gonna do this real quick without much thought. Ironman will hate it anyways.

1. Chiefs
2. Lions
3. Ravens
4. Bills
5. Commanders
6. Steelers
7. Falcons
8. Eagles
9. Vikings
10. Cardinals
11. Chargers
12. Packers
13. 49ers
14. Texans
15. Rams
16. Buccaneers
17. Broncos
18. Bengals
19. Colts
20. Bears
21. Seahawks
22. Jets
23. Cowboys
24 - 32. Take your pick, they all suck. 

Not sure what to do with the NFC west. Still think 49ers win division, but Cardinals and Rams are sneaky tough. 

I know the Chiefs get #1 due to default, being undefeated, but the Lions are the best team in the NFL right now.

posted by friendfromlowry

Gonna do this real quick without much thought. Ironman will hate it anyways.

1. Chiefs
2. Lions
3. Ravens
4. Bills
5. Commanders
6. Steelers
7. Falcons
8. Eagles
9. Vikings
10. Cardinals
11. Chargers
12. Packers
13. 49ers
14. Texans
15. Rams
16. Buccaneers
17. Broncos
18. Bengals
19. Colts
20. Bears
21. Seahawks
22. Jets
23. Cowboys
24 - 32. Take your pick, they all suck. 

Not sure what to do with the NFC west. Still think 49ers win division, but Cardinals and Rams are sneaky tough. 

I’d have Bengals a few higher

49ers are what they are….McCaffrey will return and they’ll contend

posted by BR1986FB

I know the Chiefs get #1 due to default, being undefeated, but the Lions are the best team in the NFL right now.

Agreed but it’s like you said, I’m not removing them from #1 until they lose. 

So random...

I know Denver was about the first NFL town to be in a state that ratified weed as legal, but DAMN! They love those things up there!!!

7000 a week?

posted by Ironman92

7000 a week?

Are you talking about Denver or the whole NFL? Either way, the league is keeping that company in business.

posted by BR1986FB

Are you talking about Denver or the whole NFL? Either way, the league is keeping that company in business.

Said each one is worth 10 but obviously not 700 in pic

I’ve had one or two, they’re not that great. I’m guessing they’re a quick and easy way to get some calories and even a small amount of protein.

The hospital will keep some in the freezers to give to hungry patients. A snack good for a NFL linebacker, or the 79yo guy with a UTI. 

posted by Ironman92

Said each one is worth 10 but obviously not 700 in pic

I think there's only 70 x 10 equals the 700

posted by BR1986FB

I think there's only 70 x 10 equals the 700

Sounds better