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Mar 22, 2017 4:00 PM
I saw a post on Facebook and thought this might be a fun twist to "who's on top." Post a "Would you _________ for $5,000,000" question. Next person answers and asks their own question.

Let's see how low your standards really are. Haha.

I'll start with the question I saw that masterminded this thread:



Would you shoot up with heroin (one time) for $5,000,000?
Mar 22, 2017 4:00pm
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4cards

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Mar 22, 2017 4:11 PM
SnotBubbles;1843322 wrote:I saw a post on Facebook and thought this might be a fun twist to "who's on top." Post a "Would you _________ for $5,000,000" question. Next person answers and asks their own question.

Let's see how low your standards really are. Haha.

I'll start with the question I saw that masterminded this thread:



Would you shoot up with heroin (one time) for $5,000,000?
no,wouldn't shoot up.

would you bang one of your siblings spouses for 5,000,000?
Mar 22, 2017 4:11pm
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mcburg93

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Mar 22, 2017 4:34 PM
Yes to all the above.

Would you drink your own urine for 5,000,0000?
Mar 22, 2017 4:34pm
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Automatik

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Mar 22, 2017 4:39 PM
Dude, I'd drink my own piss for 1k.


Would you cut off a thumb for 5,000,0000?
Mar 22, 2017 4:39pm
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QuakerOats

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Mar 22, 2017 4:48 PM
At my age; yes.


Would you move to Haiti for 5 years for $5,000,000.
Mar 22, 2017 4:48pm
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Commander of Awesome

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Mar 22, 2017 5:05 PM
Absolutely, $5m goes a long way in Hati.

Would you live like a homeless person for a yr for $5M?
Mar 22, 2017 5:05pm
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Mar 22, 2017 5:31 PM
Commander of Awesome;1843334 wrote:Absolutely, $5m goes a long way in Hati.

Would you live like a homeless person for a yr for $5M?
No.


Would you live on an island by yourself with no contact with anybody for a full year for $5M?
Mar 22, 2017 5:31pm
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Mar 22, 2017 5:37 PM
mcburg93;1843328 wrote:
Would you drink your own urine for 5,000,0000?
Ha ha! I'm with Automatic on this. Piece of cake.

It's your own urine.


Following the Snot rules:

I believe that I WOULD live on an island for a year for $5 million.



Would you go so crazy on your family that they would be forced to put you in a psych ward for 5 years?

$1 million/year
Mar 22, 2017 5:37pm
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Belly35

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Mar 22, 2017 5:53 PM
Not a big deal .... I make friends easy

would you wear a eye patch the rest of your life for 5m?

note: ever drunk always thinks he can kick the ass of the Pirate...
Mar 22, 2017 5:53pm
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Mar 22, 2017 5:58 PM
Belly35;1843338 wrote:Not a big deal .... I make friends easy

would you wear a eye patch the rest of your life for 5m?

yes

Would you go without the internet for 10 years for $5 million?

BTW......I would do all the above for the money
Mar 22, 2017 5:58pm
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Mar 22, 2017 7:50 PM
Spock;1843341 wrote:yes

Would you go without the internet for 10 years for $5 million?

BTW......I would do all the above for the money
yes

let a well hung pornstar bang your S/O in front of you for $5mil?
Mar 22, 2017 7:50pm
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Mar 22, 2017 8:01 PM
SnotBubbles;1843350 wrote:yes

let a well hung pornstar bang your S/O in front of you for $5mil?
Woody?
Mar 22, 2017 8:01pm
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Mar 22, 2017 9:38 PM


Would you spend eternity in wedlock with this precious gem for $1,000,000 per year until death do you part?
Mar 22, 2017 9:38pm
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Mar 22, 2017 9:47 PM
Bio-Hazzzzard;1843371 wrote:

Would you spend eternity in wedlock with this precious gem for $1,000,000 per year until death do you part?
Absolutely, I can buy hookers with the million a year.

Would you bang your sister for 5,000,000?
Mar 22, 2017 9:47pm
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Mar 22, 2017 10:01 PM
mcburg93;1843374 wrote:Absolutely, I can buy hookers with the million a year.

Would you bang your sister for 5,000,000?
No (also no $ sign possibly making it null and void"

Would you guarantee death at age 60 for $5,000,000?
Mar 22, 2017 10:01pm
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Mar 22, 2017 11:02 PM
This wicked, so far, I'd only drink my own urine
Mar 22, 2017 11:02pm
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Mar 23, 2017 12:03 AM
Ironman92;1843380 wrote:No (also no $ sign possibly making it null and void"

Would you guarantee death at age 60 for $5,000,000?
One of first ones I'd say no to.

would you shoot a complete stranger in the face (you don't pick), with the promise you wouldn't get in any trouble for $5mil?
Mar 23, 2017 12:03am
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Mar 23, 2017 12:05 AM
I wouldn't bang my sister either, fwiw
Mar 23, 2017 12:05am
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Mar 23, 2017 7:59 AM
SnotBubbles;1843401 wrote:One of first ones I'd say no to.

would you shoot a complete stranger in the face (you don't pick), with the promise you wouldn't get in any trouble for $5mil?
No.

Would you only drink Diet Pepsi the rest of your life for $5,000,000?
Mar 23, 2017 7:59am
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Mar 23, 2017 9:07 AM
Ironman92;1843412 wrote:No.

Would you only drink Diet Pepsi the rest of your life for $5,000,000?
No beer or whiskey? Life wouldn't be worth living, so no.

In response to Snot, I would not shoot a stranger either, even if there were no repercussions, legally.

Would you work a job you absolutely hated, but couldn't retire until you were 65? You'd be miserable for 8 hours a day, but you wouldn't have to bring work home with you so your remaining hours could be as enjoyable as you wanted.
Mar 23, 2017 9:07am
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Mar 23, 2017 9:09 AM
Also, please try to keep these at least semi-clean. Nothing so far has been too bad, but this could turn out to be an interested thread and I don't want google sending me an email complaining about it.
Mar 23, 2017 9:09am
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Mar 23, 2017 9:38 AM
justincredible;1843416 wrote:No beer or whiskey? Life wouldn't be worth living, so no.

In response to Snot, I would not shoot a stranger either, even if there were no repercussions, legally.

Would you work a job you absolutely hated, but couldn't retire until you were 65? You'd be miserable for 8 hours a day, but you wouldn't have to bring work home with you so your remaining hours could be as enjoyable as you wanted.


I do it now, so why not do it for $5mil? Yes, I'm in. Haha

Would you cast your feet in a 2x2 chunk of concrete for 1 year for $5mil? You can still get around, it just would be really heavy. After 1 year, you're free.
Mar 23, 2017 9:38am
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Mar 23, 2017 9:49 AM
justincredible;1843417 wrote:Also, please try to keep these at least semi-clean. Nothing so far has been too bad, but this could turn out to be an interested thread and I don't want google sending me an email complaining about it.
Would you break Justin's request for $5mm? I'm not sure I would.
Mar 23, 2017 9:49am
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Mar 23, 2017 10:14 AM
SnotBubbles;1843418 wrote:I do it now, so why not do it for $5mil? Yes, I'm in. Haha

Would you cast your feet in a 2x2 chunk of concrete for 1 year for $5mil? You can still get around, it just would be really heavy. After 1 year, you're free.
In theoretical concrete that wouldn't eventually kill you from the chemical burns/leeching into your skin? If it was this theoretical concrete yes, I would do it. Actual concrete will kill you from the alkaline compounds burning/leeching into your system, eventually into your blood changing your blood pH until you can't survive it anymore.

Would you sleep with your S/O's closest relative (sister in law, brother in law, mother in law, etc) knowing full well your S/O would find out, divorce you, and get half...
Mar 23, 2017 10:14am
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Mar 23, 2017 10:26 AM
jmog;1843424 wrote:In theoretical concrete that wouldn't eventually kill you from the chemical burns/leeching into your skin? If it was this theoretical concrete yes, I would do it. Actual concrete will kill you from the alkaline compounds burning/leeching into your system, eventually into your blood changing your blood pH until you can't survive it anymore.
I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.
Mar 23, 2017 10:26am