Would You ________ For $5,000,000?

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Mar 23, 2017 9:54 PM
justincredible;1843537 wrote:I mostly agree with this, but I'm pretty sure I could handle a year alone on an island for $5mil. I wouldn't want to go much longer than that, but I'm a big fan of my alone time so I think I could power through for a year. I could get a lot of reading done in that time.
I know you want to get off the grid, but you would leave your wife for a year and not have any contact with her? She will have no idea how you are doing and you will have no idea how she is doing. Plus I would LOL if the reds won the World Series.
Mar 23, 2017 9:54pm
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Mar 23, 2017 10:07 PM
like_that;1843546 wrote:I know you want to get off the grid, but you would leave your wife for a year and not have any contact with her? She will have no idea how you are doing and you will have no idea how she is doing. Plus I would LOL if the reds won the World Series.
I'm not really wanting to get completely off the grid, but I would like to be able to sustain myself if it became necessary. That said, my wife would drive me to the airport if there was $5mil waiting for us at the end of the year.
Mar 23, 2017 10:07pm
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Mar 23, 2017 10:32 PM
like_that;1843514 wrote:I don't believe most of you all saying "yes" to some of these questions. On the surface it might not sound bad, but when you legitimately think about some of the things you have to do for $5M it is not worth it.

-Twisting your ankle until it breaks: Unless you're fucked in the head, I have a hard time believing that your brain would even allow it, unless you were in survival mode. I guess we did have some fucked up people on this site though...

-Being isolated on an island: Also sounds easy right? Nope. You are going an entire year without any connection to anybody nor have an idea of what is going on in the world. That is how people go insane.

-Living like a homeless person for a year: LOL I doubt anyone here could do it for a week let alone a year. Just think about staying on the streets when it is at single digit degrees. Now think about a blizzard.

-Gain 100 lbs: A lot of you guys are fat and unhealthy to begin with, so I guess I can see that.

Anyway, to answer CC's question, no.

Would you all do this for a year for $5M? http://nextshark.com/drew-iwanicki-nasa-study/
Ok....you guys can go make out somewhere else. Here was the last would you?
Mar 23, 2017 10:32pm
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Mar 23, 2017 10:39 PM
No, I wouldn't do that for a year. Not sure I could do the 70 days.

Would you skip your parents funerals (assuming good relationships with them) for $5mil?
Mar 23, 2017 10:39pm
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Mar 24, 2017 1:24 AM
justincredible;1843576 wrote:No, I wouldn't do that for a year. Not sure I could do the 70 days.

Would you skip your parents funerals (assuming good relationships with them) for $5mil?
Yes. I think funerals are overrated and a bigger waste of money than expensive weddings. They are dead and going to the funeral won't bring them back.

Would you have surgery to reduce your penis size by 50%?
Mar 24, 2017 1:24am
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Mar 24, 2017 10:59 AM
FatHobbit;1843620 wrote:Yes. I think funerals are overrated and a bigger waste of money than expensive weddings. They are dead and going to the funeral won't bring them back.

Would you have surgery to reduce your penis size by 50%?
Sure, and the with the $ 5mil in my pocket after the 1st surgery, I'd have a 2nd surgery to make my dick double the size it was b/4!!!!!

Would you get into a shoot out with the cops that would most likely result in you taking a "dirt nap" just so your family would benefit from the $ 5M?
Mar 24, 2017 10:59am
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Mar 24, 2017 11:07 AM
4cards;1843651 wrote:Sure, and the with the $ 5mil in my pocket after the 1st surgery, I'd have a 2nd surgery to make my dick double the size it was b/4!!!!!

Would you get into a shoot out with the cops that would most likely result in you taking a "dirt nap" just so your family would benefit from the $ 5M?
Negative. That's a little extreme. Haha.

Would you go on a week long excursion (no guide) in Syria with nothing on your person but the clothes you entered the country with?
Mar 24, 2017 11:07am
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Mar 24, 2017 11:43 AM
like_that;1843514 wrote:I don't believe most of you all saying "yes" to some of these questions. On the surface it might not sound bad, but when you legitimately think about some of the things you have to do for $5M it is not worth it.


-Living like a homeless person for a year: LOL I doubt anyone here could do it for a week let alone a year. Just think about staying on the streets when it is at single digit degrees. Now think about a blizzard.

This one brought teh lulz. Anyone who said yes, clearly didn't think it through, or forgets what it is like to smell like shit, and sleep on concrete in the rain.

@ Justin- For being alone on a deserted island, what if you had a medical emergency? I had to have an emergency appendectomy procedure, on an island I would have died. Now lets safe, for argument's sake, your wife gets the money. You really want to pay for the guy she marries vette?

I'd check this documentary out on a guy who wanted to live on an island in isolation before committing.


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Mar 24, 2017 11:43am
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Mar 24, 2017 11:46 AM
I've read Survivor Type by Stephen King. No way I'd be stuck on a deserted island for any length of time if I had any say in it. One fuck-up and the next thing you know, you're performing self-amputations just so you have food to eat.
Mar 24, 2017 11:46am
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Mar 24, 2017 5:48 PM
SnotBubbles;1843653 wrote:Negative. That's a little extreme. Haha.

Would you go on a week long excursion (no guide) in Syria with nothing on your person but the clothes you entered the country with?
Nope I would not do that.

Would you have sexual intercourse with the same sex for 5 mill?
Mar 24, 2017 5:48pm
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Mar 24, 2017 5:58 PM
mcburg93;1843766 wrote: Would you have sexual intercourse with the same sex for 5 mill?
I believe a transgender male could be a loophole here...I could do Rachel Maddow for $5M.


Would you live in a rat-infested, roach-infested slum for a year for $5M?
Mar 24, 2017 5:58pm
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Mar 24, 2017 6:34 PM
gut;1843768 wrote:I believe a transgender male could be a loophole here...I could do Rachel Maddow for $5M.


Would you live in a rat-infested, roach-infested slum for a year for $5M?
Hell fucking no.

Spinoff from the transgender theme: If you saw a girl (or guy for fab) that you would think is a smoke show, but then it is revealed that this "girl" is transexual would you bang her/him for $5M?
Mar 24, 2017 6:34pm
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Mar 24, 2017 7:55 PM
like_that;1843770 wrote: Spinoff from the transgender theme: If you saw a girl (or guy for fab) that you would think is a smoke show, but then it is revealed that this "girl" is transexual would you bang her/him for $5M?
Nope.

Would you go snorkeling in a pool of pig shit to find a plastic baggie with a check for $5M?
Mar 24, 2017 7:55pm
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Mar 24, 2017 8:28 PM
gut;1843776 wrote:Nope.

Would you go snorkeling in a pool of pig shit to find a plastic baggie with a check for $5M?
Yes. Wouldn't breathe though. Parameters are loose.

Not this one but some of these are Beavis and Butthead like.

Would you eat pizza (from the same place) for every bit of food you eat for 6 months...for $5,000,000?
Mar 24, 2017 8:28pm
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Mar 24, 2017 10:14 PM
Ironman92;1843781 wrote: Would you eat pizza (from the same place) for every bit of food you eat for 6 months...for $5,000,000?
I might do that shit for free!

Would you have intercourse with Emma Watson for $5mm?
Mar 24, 2017 10:14pm
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Mar 24, 2017 10:21 PM
ernest_t_bass;1843811 wrote:I might do that shit for free!

Would you have intercourse with Emma Watson for $5mm?
I can't imagine anyone liking pizza more than me but imagine about 2 weeks in going crazy a bit.
Mar 24, 2017 10:21pm
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Mar 24, 2017 10:24 PM
ernest_t_bass;1843811 wrote:I might do that shit for free!

Would you have intercourse with Emma Watson for $5mm?
Eww. No. (kidding, obviously)

Would you watch nothing but Nicholas Sparks movies for entertainment for 5 years for $5mil? Meaning, if you're watching a television screen or are at a movie theater, a Nicholas Sparks movie is on. And you cannot abstain from tv/movies, you have to watch at least 3 movies per week.

His movies include The Notebook, Nights in Rodanthe, A Walk to Remember, Dear John, etc.
Mar 24, 2017 10:24pm
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Mar 24, 2017 10:38 PM
justincredible;1843816 wrote:Eww. No. (kidding, obviously)

Would you watch nothing but Nicholas Sparks movies for entertainment for 5 years for $5mil? Meaning, if you're watching a television screen or are at a movie theater, a Nicholas Sparks movie is on. And you cannot abstain from tv/movies, you have to watch at least 3 movies per week.

His movies include The Notebook, Nights in Rodanthe, A Walk to Remember, Dear John, etc.
Yes. Yuck but yes.

Would you teach kindergarten for the next 35 years for $5,000,000?
Mar 24, 2017 10:38pm
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Mar 25, 2017 12:16 AM
ernest_t_bass;1843811 wrote:Would you have intercourse with Emma Watson for $5mm?
Yes, but I don't have $5M.
Mar 25, 2017 12:16am
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Mar 25, 2017 1:06 AM
Ironman92;1843822 wrote: Would you teach kindergarten for the next 35 years for $5,000,000?
Teach? LMAO....show up for $5M - absolutely!

Would you be a horse fluffer, 1000X, for $5M?
Mar 25, 2017 1:06am
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Mar 25, 2017 2:17 AM
justincredible;1843557 wrote:I'm not really wanting to get completely off the grid, but I would like to be able to sustain myself if it became necessary. That said, my wife would drive me to the airport if there was $5mil waiting for us at the end of the year.
My wife would be down as well. If I said no, she might try to talk me into it. LOL

There will always be "what if" issues, but perhaps you're willing to bet against those occurring?
gut;1843900 wrote:Teach? LMAO....show up for $5M - absolutely!

Would you be a horse fluffer, 1000X, for $5M?
So, it works out to $5K a pop? I'd like to say I would, but that would be pretty nasty.

Assuming Fab isn't the next one to answer, would you give a dude a blow job and swallow for $5MM?
Mar 25, 2017 2:17am
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Mar 25, 2017 3:44 AM
O-Trap;1843902 wrote: Assuming Fab isn't the next one to answer, would you give a dude a blow job and swallow for $5MM?
No.

Would you shoot yourself in the nuts with a flare gun?

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Mar 25, 2017 3:44am
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Mar 25, 2017 9:08 AM
FatHobbit;1843904 wrote:
Would you shoot yourself in the nuts with a flare gun?
This made me LOL!
Mar 25, 2017 9:08am
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Mar 25, 2017 1:35 PM
FatHobbit;1843904 wrote:No.

Would you shoot yourself in the nuts with a flare gun?

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No

Would you kill you favorite pet for 5 million?
Mar 25, 2017 1:35pm
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Mar 25, 2017 1:41 PM
mcburg93;1843936 wrote:No

Would you kill you favorite pet for 5 million?
I'd kill all my pets (19) for a hell of a lot less.
Mar 25, 2017 1:41pm