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Mar 31, 2017 1:45 AM
Would you live in a trailer court (must sleep there 350+ nights a year and spend at least 1/2 of your awake non working hours there)....for 5 years for 5 million?
Mar 30, 2017 9:45pm
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Mar 31, 2017 1:53 AM
like_that;1844846 wrote:I'll up the ante on my handicap hypothetical since everyone was ok with being mute.

Mute/deaf/blind/amputated arm or leg. You get 5MM for each handicap you choose. Your arms or legs would grow back (yes gut, we know this is impossible). Whatever you pick you have it for 2 years. How much are you making?
$20M

I'd sit on my ass for two years and turn out rich as fuck.
Mar 30, 2017 9:53pm
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Mar 31, 2017 2:04 AM
Ironman92;1844866 wrote:Would you live in a trailer court (must sleep there 350+ nights a year and spend at least 1/2 of your awake non working hours there)....for 5 years for 5 million?
For sure. That would be fun if you have the right trailer park.

Would you shoot heroin once a day for a week?
Mar 30, 2017 10:04pm
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Mar 31, 2017 5:16 AM
like_that;1844846 wrote:I'll up the ante on my handicap hypothetical since everyone was ok with being mute.

Mute/deaf/blind/amputated arm or leg. You get 5MM for each handicap you choose. Your arms or legs would grow back (yes gut, we know this is impossible). Whatever you pick you have it for 2 years. How much are you making?
This was a pretty awesome question. I'll go all out, since it's temporary. I'll basically be a giant potato with a head for two years, but that's worth $35 mil.
Spock;1844870 wrote:Would you shoot heroin once a day for a week?
I'm not sure I'd do it once. Have a buddy who is an EMT, and I've just heard too many stories to think the odds are good of turning out okay after that much in a week.

Assuming there was a way to make it sanitary enough to not poison you or anything, would you eat five bites of another person's shit for $5 million?
Mar 31, 2017 1:16am
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Mar 31, 2017 2:31 PM
Ironman92;1844866 wrote:Would you live in a trailer court (must sleep there 350+ nights a year and spend at least 1/2 of your awake non working hours there)....for 5 years for 5 million?
Stymied …………not sure I would for 5 years; 2 years max probably
Mar 31, 2017 10:31am
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Apr 1, 2017 8:23 PM
O-Trap;1844892 wrote:This was a pretty awesome question. I'll go all out, since it's temporary. I'll basically be a giant potato with a head for two years, but that's worth $35 mil.



I'm not sure I'd do it once. Have a buddy who is an EMT, and I've just heard too many stories to think the odds are good of turning out okay after that much in a week.

Assuming there was a way to make it sanitary enough to not poison you or anything, would you eat five bites of another person's shit for $5 million?
Yes. $5 million in mouthwash right after.

Would you do 6 weeks of chemo and radiation for the money?
Apr 1, 2017 4:23pm
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Apr 2, 2017 1:57 AM
Spock;1845098 wrote:Yes. $5 million in mouthwash right after.

Would you do 6 weeks of chemo and radiation for the money?
Why not
Apr 1, 2017 9:57pm
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Apr 2, 2017 2:48 AM
Dudes....I would do just about anything for 5 million. You could live like a king in prob half of the world on just the annual interest from that.
Apr 1, 2017 10:48pm
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Apr 2, 2017 4:30 AM
Spock;1845098 wrote:Yes. $5 million in mouthwash right after.

Would you do 6 weeks of chemo and radiation for the money?
I'd like to think so, but going through it, I might change my mind. That shit is ROUGH.

Suppose an environmental terrorist group approaches you and offers you $5 million to join their cause. Do you?
Apr 2, 2017 12:30am
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Apr 2, 2017 7:08 AM
O-Trap;1845245 wrote: Suppose an environmental terrorist group approaches you and offers you $5 million to join their cause. Do you?
If Obama was still POTUS...all day. But otherwise, there's no such thing as eco-terrorism for sane persons (so easy money).


Would you sail, alone, around the globe for $5M?
Apr 2, 2017 3:08am
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Apr 2, 2017 1:34 PM
O-Trap;1845245 wrote:Suppose an environmental terrorist group approaches you and offers you $5 million to join their cause. Do you?
Would it kill you, though? I'd think the outlook on life in general would be a little different knowing you had $5mill at the end of the tunnel waiting for you, and that you weren't sick; just doing it for the cash.

Would you have cancerous cells implanted into your body (I don't know how it works, so just roll with it) for $5 mill?
Apr 2, 2017 9:34am
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Apr 3, 2017 2:55 AM
gut;1845248 wrote:If Obama was still POTUS...all day. But otherwise, there's no such thing as eco-terrorism for sane persons (so easy money).


Would you sail, alone, around the globe for $5M?
nope.

Would you purposely wreck your car at 55 mph? Hit a tree maybe.
Apr 2, 2017 10:55pm
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Apr 3, 2017 5:23 AM
Spock;1845354 wrote:nope.

Would you purposely wreck your car at 55 mph? Hit a tree maybe.
Eh, no. That seems too risky.

Would you submit yourself to a cavity search once a week for the rest of your life for $5 million?
Apr 3, 2017 1:23am
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Apr 3, 2017 12:06 PM
O-Trap;1845358 wrote:Eh, no. That seems to risky.

Would you submit yourself to a cavity search once a week for the rest of your life for $5 million?
depends on who is doing it
Apr 3, 2017 8:06am
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Apr 3, 2017 2:35 PM
O-Trap;1845358 wrote:Eh, no. That seems to risky.

Would you submit yourself to a cavity search once a week for the rest of your life for $5 million?
Yes.

Would you have a catheter put in and pulled out everyday for 1 year, for 5 mill?
Apr 3, 2017 10:35am
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Apr 3, 2017 3:31 PM
mcburg93;1845384 wrote:Yes.

Would you have a catheter put in and pulled out everyday for 1 year, for 5 mill?
does that hurt?
Apr 3, 2017 11:31am
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Apr 3, 2017 5:16 PM
mcburg93;1845384 wrote:Yes.

Would you have a catheter put in and pulled out everyday for 1 year, for 5 mill?
Damn. That would SUCK.

Could I get the payment in monthly installments of $416,666.66? That would make it MUCH easier.

If not ... eh ... I doubt I could make it a year.

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Would you pretend to be a member of the opposite sex for five years for $5MM?
Apr 3, 2017 1:16pm
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Apr 3, 2017 6:28 PM
...no

would you let your (wife/girlfriend, s/o) be gang banged by 100 guys hung like horses for $5mil knowing you have to stay together forever!
Apr 3, 2017 2:28pm
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Apr 3, 2017 6:30 PM
O-Trap;1845433 wrote:Damn. That would SUCK.

Could I get the payment in monthly installments of $416,666.66? That would make it MUCH easier.

If not ... eh ... I doubt I could make it a year.

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Would you pretend to be a member of the opposite sex for five years for $5MM?
......no

would you let your (wife/girlfriend, s/o) be gang banged by 50 guys hung like horses for $5mil knowing you have to stay together with her forever!
Apr 3, 2017 2:30pm
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Apr 3, 2017 6:57 PM
4cards;1845475 wrote:......no

would you let your (wife/girlfriend, s/o) be gang banged by 50 guys hung like horses for $5mil knowing you have to stay together with her forever!
No

Would you have cancerous cells implanted into your body (I don't know how it works, so just roll with it) for $5 mill?
Apr 3, 2017 2:57pm
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Apr 3, 2017 7:16 PM
ernest_t_bass;1845485 wrote:No

Would you have cancerous cells implanted into your body (I don't know how it works, so just roll with it) for $5 mill?
Need a little more details to answer that one lol
Apr 3, 2017 3:16pm
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Apr 3, 2017 9:35 PM
SportsAndLady;1845487 wrote:Need a little more details to answer that one lol
Just roll the dice.
Apr 3, 2017 5:35pm
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Apr 3, 2017 11:12 PM
Then no
Apr 3, 2017 7:12pm
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Apr 3, 2017 11:14 PM
Buy season tickets to your local WNBA team and go to every home game for the rest of your life for $5M
Apr 3, 2017 7:14pm
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Apr 3, 2017 11:21 PM
SportsAndLady;1845538 wrote:Buy season tickets to your local WNBA team and go to every home game for the rest of your life for $5M
lol EZ. That's less than 20 games.
Apr 3, 2017 7:21pm