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Mar 29, 2017 8:00 PM
mcburg93;1844699 wrote:Yes

Drink someone else's vomit for 5 million
Uhh yeah.

I'd drink almost anything one time for five fucking million dollars.

Would you have explosive diahhrea twice a day for the next 5 years for $5M?
Mar 29, 2017 8:00pm
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Mar 29, 2017 8:35 PM
SportsAndLady;1844703 wrote:Uhh yeah.

I'd drink almost anything one time for five fucking million dollars.

Would you have explosive diahhrea twice a day for the next 5 years for $5M?
Just went thru Montezuma's revenge about a month ago. One week was enough, I don't think I could make it thru a year.


Would you go blind/deaf/mute (pick one) for a year for $5MM?
Mar 29, 2017 8:35pm
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Mar 29, 2017 8:36 PM
SportsAndLady;1844703 wrote:Uhh yeah.

I'd drink almost anything one time for five fucking million dollars.
I thought that, too. I was just hanging back and waiting for someone else to take that baton.

Uhh yeah.
Mar 29, 2017 8:36pm
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Mar 29, 2017 10:26 PM
like_that;1844705 wrote:Just went thru Montezuma's revenge about a month ago. One week was enough, I don't think I could make it thru a year.


Would you go blind/deaf/mute (pick one) for a year for $5MM?
Hell yes. I can't decide between mute and write everything on a whiteboard, or deaf so I can't hear my wife and she gets to use the whiteboard. Definitely not blind.

Would you have a permanent sex change?
Mar 29, 2017 10:26pm
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Mar 29, 2017 10:29 PM
like_that;1844705 wrote:Just went thru Montezuma's revenge about a month ago. One week was enough, I don't think I could make it thru a year.


Would you go blind/deaf/mute (pick one) for a year for $5MM?
I would do deaf or mute....prefer mute over deaf though
Mar 29, 2017 10:29pm
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Mar 29, 2017 10:41 PM
FatHobbit;1844717 wrote:Hell yes. I can't decide between mute and write everything on a whiteboard, or deaf so I can't hear my wife and she gets to use the whiteboard. Definitely not blind.

Would you have a permanent sex change?
No lol

Go to federal pound you in the ass prison for 1 year?
Mar 29, 2017 10:41pm
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Mar 30, 2017 10:45 AM
Ironman92;1844718 wrote:I would do deaf or mute....prefer mute over deaf though

Agreed .....mute would be fine
Mar 30, 2017 10:45am
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Mar 30, 2017 11:25 AM
SportsAndLady;1844719 wrote:No lol

Go to federal pound you in the ass prison for 1 year?
Negative. I'm too pretty for jail. But seriously, I'm not sure any amount of money would be worth that experience.

I could definitely go mute for a year for $5m, that would be a breeze. I don't really like talking to people anyway. I could do blind or deaf for a year, but it wouldn't be easy and I probably wouldn't want to do it any longer than that.

Would you forego your favorite hobby/pastime for the rest of your life for $5mil?
Mar 30, 2017 11:25am
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Mar 30, 2017 11:41 AM
justincredible;1844765 wrote:Negative. I'm too pretty for jail. But seriously, I'm not sure any amount of money would be worth that experience.

I could definitely go mute for a year for $5m, that would be a breeze. I don't really like talking to people anyway. I could do blind or deaf for a year, but it wouldn't be easy and I probably wouldn't want to do it any longer than that.

Would you forego your favorite hobby/pastime for the rest of your life for $5mil?
Maybe, My hobbies have changed over the years. Probably not though.



Have an open relationship with your partner, but only they could have multiple partners. You can only have sex with them, and not participate in their endeavors.
Mar 30, 2017 11:41am
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Mar 30, 2017 1:37 PM
Commander of Awesome;1844767 wrote:Maybe, My hobbies have changed over the years. Probably not though.



Have an open relationship with your partner, but only they could have multiple partners. You can only have sex with them, and not participate in their endeavors.
...for just a year for $ 5mil???...hell ya! I'd get rid of my partner that's been all fucked out and buy a fresh one!


...drink nothing buy sugar soda drinks like Coke for a year ( NO water/coffee/ juices/ energy drinks etc...)
Mar 30, 2017 1:37pm
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Mar 30, 2017 2:12 PM
4cards;1844793 wrote:...drink nothing buy sugar soda drinks like Coke for a year ( NO water/coffee/ juices/ energy drinks etc...)
Yes, but my eating habits would have to involve a LOT more food that contains a lot of water, and I'd be brushing my teeth like a motherfucker.

SIDE NOTE: What this thread has really shown me is that a lot of us are kinda fucked up.

Would you spend a year having to have buttsex with a dude at least once a month (you can be the pitcher or catcher ... doesn't matter)?
Mar 30, 2017 2:12pm
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Mar 30, 2017 2:21 PM
O-Trap;1844800 wrote:Yes, but my eating habits would have to involve a LOT more food that contains a lot of water, and I'd be brushing my teeth like a motherfucker.

SIDE NOTE: What this thread has really shown me is that a lot of us are kinda fucked up.

Would you spend a year having to have buttsex with a dude at least once a month (you can be the pitcher or catcher ... doesn't matter)?
I would, lol.

I have no question for ya'll, though.
Mar 30, 2017 2:21pm
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Mar 30, 2017 2:24 PM
Fab4Runner;1844803 wrote:I would, lol.

I have no question for ya'll, though.
BOOOOOO!!!!!!
Mar 30, 2017 2:24pm
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Mar 30, 2017 2:28 PM
Commander of Awesome;1844804 wrote:BOOOOOO!!!!!!
I'm brainstorming. But I wanted to get to the last one before all you dudes.
Mar 30, 2017 2:28pm
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Mar 30, 2017 2:45 PM
Fab4Runner;1844806 wrote:I'm brainstorming. But I wanted to get to the last one before all you dudes.
Would you be the pitcher or the catcher?
Mar 30, 2017 2:45pm
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Mar 30, 2017 2:48 PM
FatHobbit;1844808 wrote:Would you be the pitcher or the catcher?
Either for $5mm.
Mar 30, 2017 2:48pm
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Mar 30, 2017 3:39 PM
O-Trap;1844800 wrote:Would you spend a year having to have buttsex with a dude at least once a month (you can be the pitcher or catcher ... doesn't matter)?
Not sure I could go through with it even once, let alone 12 times. Fuck, no. (Pun intended)

Per the deaf/blind/mute. Blind would be tougher than a mother fucker. Deaf or mute wouldn't be terrible, knowing I'd get either back after 1 year. As a coach, I'd have to pick deaf.

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Would you give up sexual intercourse for the rest of your life for $1mm for every year you give up? Have sex once, and it's all over. (You get to keep the $$$ you've accrued).
Mar 30, 2017 3:39pm
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Mar 30, 2017 4:33 PM
ernest_t_bass;1844814 wrote:Not sure I could go through with it even once, let alone 12 times. Fuck, no. (Pun intended)

Per the deaf/blind/mute. Blind would be tougher than a mother fucker. Deaf or mute wouldn't be terrible, knowing I'd get either back after 1 year. As a coach, I'd have to pick deaf.

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Would you give up sexual intercourse for the rest of your life for $1mm for every year you give up? Have sex once, and it's all over. (You get to keep the $$$ you've accrued).
Can I get a BJ?
Mar 30, 2017 4:33pm
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Mar 30, 2017 5:08 PM
SportsAndLady;1844821 wrote:Can I get a BJ?
Depends on snot's mood that day.



lololololololololololololololololololol
Mar 30, 2017 5:08pm
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Mar 30, 2017 6:37 PM
Fab4Runner;1844803 wrote:I would, lol.

I have no question for ya'll, though.
Sonofabitch! :D
ernest_t_bass;1844814 wrote:Not sure I could go through with it even once, let alone 12 times. Fuck, no. (Pun intended)

Per the deaf/blind/mute. Blind would be tougher than a mother fucker. Deaf or mute wouldn't be terrible, knowing I'd get either back after 1 year. As a coach, I'd have to pick deaf.

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Would you give up sexual intercourse for the rest of your life for $1mm for every year you give up? Have sex once, and it's all over. (You get to keep the $$$ you've accrued).
Sexual intercourse is pretty specific, so ... sure.

Would you CONFESS TO (you don't actually have to do it) having sex with an animal and never recant for the rest of your life for $5 million?
Mar 30, 2017 6:37pm
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Mar 30, 2017 7:46 PM
I don't know what's more fucked up on this thread. People's answer, or these goddamn questions.
Mar 30, 2017 7:46pm
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Mar 30, 2017 7:54 PM
I'll up the ante on my handicap hypothetical since everyone was ok with being mute.

Mute/deaf/blind/amputated arm or leg. You get 5MM for each handicap you choose. Your arms or legs would grow back (yes gut, we know this is impossible). Whatever you pick you have it for 2 years. How much are you making?
Mar 30, 2017 7:54pm
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Mar 30, 2017 8:52 PM
O-Trap;1844838 wrote:
Would you CONFESS TO (you don't actually have to do it) having sex with an animal and never recant for the rest of your life for $5 million?
Ha ha ha!

For 5 million all you have to do is say like "yeah, I boned a cow"

And I'm going to claim the Fab4 response and pass the baton.
Mar 30, 2017 8:52pm
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Mar 30, 2017 9:41 PM
ernest_t_bass;1844814 wrote:Not sure I could go through with it even once, let alone 12 times. Fuck, no. (Pun intended)

Per the deaf/blind/mute. Blind would be tougher than a mother fucker. Deaf or mute wouldn't be terrible, knowing I'd get either back after 1 year. As a coach, I'd have to pick deaf.

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Would you give up sexual intercourse for the rest of your life for $1mm for every year you give up? Have sex once, and it's all over. (You get to keep the $$$ you've accrued).
Yep...accrued money or "other ways"
Mar 30, 2017 9:41pm
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Mar 30, 2017 9:42 PM
like_that;1844846 wrote:I'll up the ante on my handicap hypothetical since everyone was ok with being mute.

Mute/deaf/blind/amputated arm or leg. You get 5MM for each handicap you choose. Your arms or legs would grow back (yes gut, we know this is impossible). Whatever you pick you have it for 2 years. How much are you making?
This just made me lol

Two years mute...$5 million

I gotta have arms and legs
Mar 30, 2017 9:42pm