You guys are ruining the thread with your hypothetical's. Just answer the fucking questions...mercy! Haha.

SnotBubbles;1844481 wrote:You guys are ruining the thread with your hypothetical's. Just answer the fucking questions...mercy! Haha.

It's a discussion, shut the fuck up.

Let's get back on track.

Would you spend six months as a crossing guard at the intersection of East Eh Crump Blvd and South 4th Street in Memphis, TN (one of the most dangerous intersections for gang violence in the US)?

like_that;1844492 wrote:It's a discussion, shut the fuck up.

Since you were the initial responder, I officially rescind my skepticism of your response. Your solution totally works.

O-Trap;1844495 wrote:Let's get back on track.

Would you spend six months as a crossing guard at the intersection of East Eh Crump Blvd and South 4th Street in Memphis, TN (one of the most dangerous intersections for gang violence in the US)?

Yes.

Would you serve 1 year in solitary confinement in French Guiana ?

$5m, You can only watch shows with Skip Bayless for the rest of your life???

QuakerOats;1844501 wrote:Yes.

Would you serve 1 year in solitary confinement in French Guiana ?

Only on conditions: If I would be fed well-enough to live, and if I had sufficient access to medical care, should anything serious go wrong. Still, that would suuuuuuck, and I'm still not 100% sure I could do it, but I think I could.

vdubb96;1844504 wrote:$5m, You can only watch shows with Skip Bayless for the rest of your life???

I don't watch much television, so this wouldn't be that bad for me, even though I really don't like Skip Bayless.

For $5 million, would you be willing to have your whole household (if you live alone, then just you, obviously) live your normal life, but only eat food that you had hunted, fished, or farmed for a year?

like_that;1844492 wrote:It's a discussion, shut the fuck up.

Reps, because you're gay, snot!

O-Trap;1844506 wrote:For $5 million, would you be willing to have your whole household (if you live alone, then just you, obviously) live your normal life, but only eat food that you had hunted, fished, or farmed for a year?

We live along a river, so I'd get really good at fishing. Close to plenty of wooded areas as well. Yes, I'd do it for $5mm.

It's WWIII. The USA and her military are heavily involved and at the center. Would you begin a year long mission to space?

O-Trap;1844506 wrote:Only on conditions: If I would be fed well-enough to live, and if I had sufficient access to medical care, should anything serious go wrong. Still, that would suuuuuuck, and I'm still not 100% sure I could do it, but I think I could.




For $5 million, would you be willing to have your whole household (if you live alone, then just you, obviously) live your normal life, but only eat food that you had hunted, fished, or farmed for a year?

that would be awesome if you had all day to get your food

O-Trap;1844495 wrote:Let's get back on track.

Would you spend six months as a crossing guard at the intersection of East Eh Crump Blvd and South 4th Street in Memphis, TN (one of the most dangerous intersections for gang violence in the US)?

For $5,000,000...yes

I would hire 4 armed guards to be with me at $75,000 each.

ernest_t_bass;1844509 wrote:We live along a river, so I'd get really good at fishing. Close to plenty of wooded areas as well. Yes, I'd do it for $5mm.

It's WWIII. The USA and her military are heavily involved and at the center. Would you begin a year long mission to space?

Yes. Hell yes, even.

Two dice. Roll a two you die, roll anything else you get $5mil.

justincredible;1844566 wrote:Yes. Hell yes, even.

Two dice. Roll a two you die, roll anything else you get $5mil.

No way. 1/6 chance you're dead. Awful odds.

$5M you have to jack off in a shotglass and take a shot of your jizz every day for one year.

SportsAndLady;1844572 wrote:No way. 1/6 chance you're dead. Awful odds.

$5M you have to jack off in a shotglass and take a shot of your jizz every day for one year.

He said TWO dice. Which means if you roll snake eyes, you're dead, but everything else means $5MM. The odds of dying are less than 3% (1 out of 36).

I'd do that.

And I wouldn't shoot my own jizz. Good lord.

Would you live on the ISS for three years for $5,000,000?

O-Trap;1844583 wrote:He said TWO dice. Which means if you roll snake eyes, you're dead, but everything else means $5MM. The odds of dying are less than 3% (1 out of 36).

Not good odds....We're talking less than $3M after taxes - "comfortable" retirement isn't exactly worth a 3% chance of death, IMO.

O-Trap;1844583 wrote:He said TWO dice. Which means if you roll snake eyes, you're dead, but everything else means $5MM. The odds of dying are less than 3% (1 out of 36).

I'd do that.

And I wouldn't shoot my own jizz. Good lord.

Would you live on the ISS for three years for $5,000,000?

Ah. I did not catch that.

I'd do it then.

gut;1844584 wrote:Not good odds....We're talking less than $3M after taxes - "comfortable" retirement isn't exactly worth a 3% chance of death, IMO.

lol it's $5M not $5M pretax.

SportsAndLady;1844572 wrote:No way. 1/6 chance you're dead. Awful odds.

$5M you have to jack off in a shotglass and take a shot of your jizz every day for one year.

Not something you'd want to build tolerance for....could greatly dilute it?

Lol terrible

SportsAndLady;1844589 wrote:lol it's $5M not $5M pretax.

Lol of course gut brings in the tax factor into this hypothetical discussion.

justincredible;1844566 wrote:Yes. Hell yes, even.

Two dice. Roll a two you die, roll anything else you get $5mil.

You're beginning your mission, but there is no guarantee of ever returning, based on the USA's position in the war. It was ambiguous, I suppose. Would you still do it?

gut;1844584 wrote:Not good odds....We're talking less than $3M after taxes - "comfortable" retirement isn't exactly worth a 3% chance of death, IMO.

JFC, gut. You'd fuck up a wet dream.

O-Trap;1844583 wrote:He said TWO dice. Which means if you roll snake eyes, you're dead, but everything else means $5MM. The odds of dying are less than 3% (1 out of 36).

I'd do that.

And I wouldn't shoot my own jizz. Good lord.

Would you live on the ISS for three years for $5,000,000?

Now, come on. It's not like it's some strangers load your drinking daily. It's your own bodily fluids. If it's good enough for your S/O it should be good enough for you. That may be the easiest one on the list. Yes, I'd take a shot of my own cum every day for a year for $5 million. Any one else's? No fucking way.

To answer your questions, that's a long ass time to be away from everyone. I'm a family man, I don't think I could handle 3 years. 1 year, maybe. So I'd pass unless the length of time was shortened.

Would you float nude down the Amazon river (3,272 miles - swam in 2007 by a man) in only a life preserver ring for $5 million. I believe it would be an estimated 30 day voyage. A boat would come up to you daily to provide food/drink.

Keep in mind that these predators all live there: http://listverse.com/2013/09/27/10-terrifying-creatures-of-the-amazon-river/

gut;1844584 wrote:Not good odds....We're talking less than $3M after taxes - "comfortable" retirement isn't exactly worth a 3% chance of death, IMO.

Oh, I wouldn't be retiring. I'd be investing.

To me, even $3 million would be worth a 2.7% chance of dying. I'd put my life on the line with those odds.

SnotBubbles;1844631 wrote:Now, come on. It's not like it's some strangers load your drinking daily. It's your own bodily fluids. If it's good enough for your S/O it should be good enough for you. That may be the easiest one on the list. Yes, I'd take a shot of my own cum every day for a year for $5 million. Any one else's? No fucking way.

To answer your questions, that's a long ass time to be away from everyone. I'm a family man, I don't think I could handle 3 years. 1 year, maybe. So I'd pass unless the length of time was shortened.

Would you float nude down the Amazon river (3,272 miles - swam in 2007 by a man) in only a life preserver ring for $5 million. I believe it would be an estimated 30 day voyage. A boat would come up to you daily to provide food/drink.

Keep in mind that these predators all live there: http://listverse.com/2013/09/27/10-terrifying-creatures-of-the-amazon-river/

Say what you want about whose spoogie it is, I couldn't do it.

No way I'd float down the Amazon River in a life preserver, either. One of my biggest fears would be involved. No way.

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A single Bicycle deck is shuffled in from of you and then laid out in a ribbon spread, so you can see every card, but they're all face down. You have to pick one card. If the card is a Queen or King (15.4% odds), you're castrated. Anything else gets you $5MM.

Hell yes I'd do that. Castrated is only the testicle, right?

Live in Antartica for 1 year.

ernest_t_bass;1844698 wrote:Hell yes I'd do that. Castrated is only the testicle, right?

Live in Antartica for 1 year.

Yes

Drink someone else's vomit for 5 million