Would You ________ For $5,000,000?

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Apr 8, 2017 9:55 AM
4cards;1846492 wrote:...probably not.
You have heard the expression "death by a thousand cuts", would you cut yourself everyday for a year (minimum of 1 inch) for $ 5mil?
i heard cutting can be very addicting. Might like it
Apr 8, 2017 9:55am
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Apr 8, 2017 3:02 PM
4cards;1846492 wrote:...probably not.
You have heard the expression "death by a thousand cuts", would you cut yourself everyday for a year (minimum of 1 inch) for $ 5mil?
I mean, it doesn't say how deep the cut has to be, so sure.

Would you massacre a litter of puppies with a hammer for $5MM?
Apr 8, 2017 3:02pm
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Apr 8, 2017 4:47 PM
O-Trap;1846518 wrote:I mean, it doesn't say how deep the cut has to be, so sure.

Would you massacre a litter of puppies with a hammer for $5MM?
Absolutely. As long as no one had to find out. Besides maybe my therapist.
Apr 8, 2017 4:47pm
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Apr 8, 2017 7:24 PM
O-Trap;1846518 wrote:I mean, it doesn't say how deep the cut has to be, so sure.

Would you massacre a litter of puppies with a hammer for $5MM?
Yep..wouldn't lose any sleep over it.

Would you kill and eat your favorite pet for the $5 mill?
Apr 8, 2017 7:24pm
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Apr 8, 2017 8:45 PM
gut;1846486 wrote:Hell no.

Would you stare at a blank wall - no music, no human interaction...just staring at a blank wall - for 8 hours a day for 30 years for $5M?


I know we're a few beyond this but this would definitely be a no for me. 30 years is going to put a lot of us in our 60's and 70's. Combine these 8 hours with the time you spend sleeping then there's 2/3 of your day already occupied doing nothing.
Apr 8, 2017 8:45pm
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Apr 8, 2017 9:03 PM
friendfromlowry;1846528 wrote:I know we're a few beyond this but this would definitely be a no for me. 30 years is going to put a lot of us in our 60's and 70's. Combine these 8 hours with the time you spend sleeping then there's 2/3 of your day already occupied doing nothing.
30 years was over-the-top....I was basically going for a career of doing absolutely nothing, for an inflation adjusted wage of like $150k.

I'd be losing my mind after a week. I think I might figure out how to manage to last a year.
Apr 8, 2017 9:03pm
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Apr 9, 2017 1:11 AM
Spock;1846525 wrote:Would you kill and eat your favorite pet for the $5 mill?
I don't think I have a favorite among our dogs, and one is terminal (4-7 months), so I'd totally kill and eat her.

I mean, I'd be humane about it, and she's mostly skin and bones, but I'd make Italian Greyhound jerky and go to town.

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Would you accept $5MM in exchange for agreeing that a man or woman you've never met and will never meet will be cruelly tortured every time you masturbate?
Apr 9, 2017 1:11am
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Apr 11, 2017 11:12 AM
O-Trap;1846562 wrote: Would you accept $5MM in exchange for agreeing that a man or woman you've never met and will never meet will be cruelly tortured every time you masturbate?
Is it the same man or woman every time? Lol they are going to be in for a rough life.
Apr 11, 2017 11:12am
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Apr 11, 2017 4:00 PM
FatHobbit;1846954 wrote:Is it the same man or woman every time? Lol they are going to be in for a rough life.
Sure.
Apr 11, 2017 4:00pm
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Apr 11, 2017 4:28 PM
FatHobbit;1846954 wrote:Is it the same man or woman every time? Lol they are going to be in for a rough life.
It's your mom.
Apr 11, 2017 4:28pm
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Apr 11, 2017 4:31 PM
gut;1847075 wrote:It's your mom.
Can't be. I've met my mom
Apr 11, 2017 4:31pm
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Apr 11, 2017 6:10 PM
FatHobbit;1847080 wrote:Can't be. I've met my mom
Let's pretend it's Belly's mom.
Apr 11, 2017 6:10pm
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Apr 12, 2017 8:05 PM
O-Trap;1847118 wrote:Let's pretend it's Belly's mom.
God no! She would have to be very old.

Would you spend a year in a sealed room with Isadore and QuakerOats with absolutely no outside contact?
Apr 12, 2017 8:05pm
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Apr 13, 2017 3:08 AM
ppaw1999;1847423 wrote:God no! She would have to be very old.

Would you spend a year in a sealed room with Isadore and QuakerOats with absolutely no outside contact?
If I get food, yes. Food and a show for a year.

Would you tongue-punch the fart box of someone who'd just taken a shit (Let's say they wiped)?
Apr 13, 2017 3:08am