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Jan 24, 2012 10:41 PM
ccrunner609;1064623 wrote:first
Point proven.
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ccrunner609;1064623 wrote:first
Reps, for this one time only.
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Jan 24, 2012 10:49 PM
^^lulz
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Jan 24, 2012 10:55 PM
ccrunner609;1064646 wrote:Give all of those areas a test on exercise physiology or biomechanics of human movement and we will see who scores higher.

I'm impressed you spelled those words right. Kudos
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Jan 24, 2012 10:59 PM
ccrunner609;1064646 wrote:Give all of those areas a test on exercise physiology or biomechanics of human movement and we will see who scores higher.
lolol
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Jan 24, 2012 11:02 PM
ccrunner609;1064646 wrote:Give all of those areas a test on exercise physiology or biomechanics of human movement and we will see who scores higher.
Do you need to know that stuff when you're watching first graders play with the big parachute?
Jan 24, 2012 11:02pm
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Jan 25, 2012 2:07 AM
Knowing the biomechanics of human movement was why I was elite in grade school dodgeball.
Jan 25, 2012 2:07am
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Jan 25, 2012 2:19 AM
Crimson streak;1064650 wrote:I'm impressed you spelled those words right. Kudos
Those weren't big words like 'masterbation'. (Isn't he going to teach Health next year or was that ETB ???)
Heretic;1064774 wrote:Knowing the biomechanics of human movement was why I was elite in grade school dodgeball.
Nice to find another l33t grade school dodgeballer on this forum.
Jan 25, 2012 2:19am
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Jan 25, 2012 8:30 AM
What I gather is people who barely can get into college become gym teachers.


Jan 25, 2012 8:30am
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Jan 25, 2012 8:37 AM
ccrunner609;1064623 wrote:first
Just when I think you couldn't get any dumber...
Jan 25, 2012 8:37am
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Jan 25, 2012 8:42 AM
ccrunner609;1064646 wrote:Give all of those areas a test on exercise physiology or biomechanics of human movement and we will see who scores higher.
That's a far stretch. You only use those words in your defense. I'd put my life savings on the fact that you don't incorporate these actual things into your daily lesson plans. I've been a long term sub for a gym teacher, and I've worked with a few. Their lesson plans include:

Monday: Whiffle ball
Tuesday: Whiffle ball
Wednesday: Run laps, jump rope, sideline basketball
Thursday: Scooter races
Friday: Fucking dodgeball, OMG! Hell yeah!

Translated ...
Monday: Keep kids busy because no one truly gives a fuck about me, or phys. ed.
Tuesday: Keep kids busy because no one truly gives a fuck about me, or phys. ed.
Wednesday: Keep kids busy because no one truly gives a fuck about me, or phys. ed.
Thursday: Keep kids busy because no one truly gives a fuck about me, or phys. ed.
Friday: Keep kids busy because no one truly gives a fuck about me, or phys. ed.
Jan 25, 2012 8:42am
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Jan 25, 2012 8:49 AM
sherm03;1064661 wrote:Do you need to know that stuff when you're watching first graders and playing with your dick?
fify so CCrunner could relate.
Jan 25, 2012 8:49am
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Jan 25, 2012 8:51 AM
Neither are regular teachers. Just ask ETB.
Jan 25, 2012 8:51am
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Jan 25, 2012 10:55 PM
The ones that do not care for their students are the dumb ones. When I say care for I mean do actually teaching instead of rolling the ball out.
Jan 25, 2012 10:55pm
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Jan 25, 2012 11:13 PM
This thread is full of lulz.
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Jan 26, 2012 10:05 AM
ccrunner609;1064646 wrote:Give all of those areas a test on exercise physiology or biomechanics of human movement and we will see who scores higher.
Are gym teachers exercise science or kinesiology majors?
Jan 26, 2012 10:05am
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Jan 26, 2012 10:24 AM
I Wear Pants;1066167 wrote:Are gym teachers exercise science or kinesiology majors?
lol'd.
Jan 26, 2012 10:24am
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Jan 26, 2012 10:26 AM
OneBuckeye;1064865 wrote:What I gather is people who barely can get into college become gym teachers.



Nobody takes the SAT anymore.

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Jan 26, 2012 10:26am
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Jan 26, 2012 10:45 AM
I Wear Pants;1066167 wrote:Are gym teachers exercise science or kinesiology majors?
Physical theraphy PhDs actually
Jan 26, 2012 10:45am
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Jan 26, 2012 8:33 PM
ccrunner609;1067059 wrote:PE teaching degrees are Bachelors of Science. They are very difficult in regards to spending 2 years in basically premed classes.

I took biomechanics and Kinesiology, anatomy and phys., I took extra exercise physiology courses to get an extra certificate or endorsement. Most colleges require a health degree also. It is 2 years of pretty intense and deep science courses
Followed by a lifetime of sitting on your ass and babysitting kids at work. Pretty sweet deal for you there...
Jan 26, 2012 8:33pm
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Jan 26, 2012 8:44 PM
ccrunner609;1067059 wrote:PE teaching degrees are Bachelors of Science. They are very difficult in regards to spending 2 years in basically premed classes.
Premed? Get out. Did you take a year of physics, year of chemistry, year of ochem, year of calculus, year of foreign language and biochemistry?

And just "taking a class" doesn't quantify you as smart. First of all it depends on the rigor of your university. Also, anyone who gets into a college can take almost all classes that don't have a prerequisite. Actually learning the material and using it in your daily life is totally different.
Jan 26, 2012 8:44pm
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Jan 26, 2012 8:56 PM
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Jan 26, 2012 10:30 PM
ccrunner609;1067059 wrote:PE teaching degrees are Bachelors of Science. They are very difficult in regards to spending 2 years in basically premed classes.

I took biomechanics and Kinesiology, anatomy and phys., I took extra exercise physiology courses to get an extra certificate or endorsement. Most colleges require a health degree also. It is 2 years of pretty intense and deep science courses
ccrunner609;1067138 wrote:Sure, I was in a dozen classes with all premed students. Our Anatomy teachers were the profs in the med building. In regards to just taking classes and actually doing stuff with the material................we took "applied" classes where you didnt learn things but had to use things.
Yeah, taking the fucking 101 level classes doesn't count with the first year pre-med students. Majority that don't ever go to medical school and probably end up becoming stupid fucking gym teachers.
Jan 26, 2012 10:30pm