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ernest_t_bass

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Sep 16, 2011 10:14 AM
like_that;898324 wrote:-Must maintain sex quota
You may want to end up changing that quota, once you've been hitting the same thing over and over again, for the past "x" amount of years.
Sep 16, 2011 10:14am
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like_that

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Sep 16, 2011 10:15 AM
BR1986FB;898328 wrote:Deal breaker. Never happen.
Probably too young and naive, but I have faith there is a girl that doesn't do it.
Sep 16, 2011 10:15am
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like_that

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Sep 16, 2011 10:16 AM
ernest_t_bass;898332 wrote:You may want to end up changing that quota, once you've been hitting the same thing over and over again, for the past "x" amount of years.
Maybe I will add a threesome clause in there.

Which reminds me

-At least once a month she must do something kinky.
Sep 16, 2011 10:16am
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justincredible

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Sep 16, 2011 10:16 AM
SnotBubbles;898270 wrote:This. However my wife makes monies too...just not nearly as much as I.

I think I forget how to write a check or fill out a bill to be honest....
Well, yeah. She works but I make more that twice what she does.
Sep 16, 2011 10:16am
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j_crazy

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8,372 posts
Sep 16, 2011 10:19 AM
Auto bill pay, electronic deposit. I just check my balance. I do the bulk of it though.
Sep 16, 2011 10:19am
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gorocks99

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Sep 16, 2011 10:20 AM
It's in God's hands.
Sep 16, 2011 10:20am
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thavoice

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Sep 16, 2011 10:26 AM
justincredible;898335 wrote:Well, yeah. She works but I make more that twice what she does.
They do say that gay porn pays better than straight porn so I could see how ya make more than her.


(and before anyone asks....my reference is an episode of Law and Order SVU when Zack Morris was the victim. He was doing gay porn and Stenson (Stabler and benson) said that producers pay big bucks for it because of the lack of people willing to do it)
Sep 16, 2011 10:26am
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Steel Valley Football

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Sep 16, 2011 10:28 AM
LOL at these single guys telling us exactly how its going to be when they're married. LO fucking L! :)
Sep 16, 2011 10:28am
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thavoice

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Sep 16, 2011 10:29 AM
like_that;898324 wrote:I realize there is def the potential that can happen, but I have figured out a plan that can hopefully prevent that. If a woman wants to be in a relationship with me, I am going to lay out the guidelines and might have her sign a contract.

-Must maintain sex quota
-Must not bitch about petty bull****
-Don't ****ing talk to me on Sundays, especially if/when the Browns lose. (placing your mouth on my penis is a good way of preventing yourself from talking)
-etc

I still need to work on that contract, but if they don't agree to it or break the guidlines, then the relationship is terminated.
Dude...other than the browns comment (steelers fan myself) you sound exactly like me about 18 months ago.
Sep 16, 2011 10:29am
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like_that

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Sep 16, 2011 10:31 AM
thavoice;898351 wrote:Dude...other than the browns comment (steelers fan myself) you sound exactly like me about 18 months ago.
You have only been married 18 months? Get the fuck out now before it's too late.
Sep 16, 2011 10:31am
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GoChiefs

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Sep 16, 2011 11:55 AM
like_that;898353 wrote:You have only been married 18 months? Get the fuck out now before it's too late.
This. Shit, I thought you were married for at least a few years. 18 months and you already have these problems?
Sep 16, 2011 11:55am
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Sep 16, 2011 11:56 AM
like_that;898353 wrote:You have only been married 18 months? Get the fuck out now before it's too late.
+ a billion.
Sep 16, 2011 11:56am
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Curly J

Self Pwner in Training.

7,282 posts
Sep 16, 2011 12:02 PM
I can't say it's 50/50 or what percentage it is. We've always had a routine that I pay certain bills and she pays certain bills.
Sep 16, 2011 12:02pm
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JerseyBuck

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Sep 16, 2011 12:17 PM
Nearly everything is in my name so I handle the vast majority of the finances.
Sep 16, 2011 12:17pm
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Belly35

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Sep 16, 2011 12:35 PM
We have different checking and saving accountants and also a joint accounts so we both share in the obligations of bill paying, saving and purchaseing. As for the different accountant we know each others and we both can see the accountants on line.
Sep 16, 2011 12:35pm
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Heretic

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Sep 16, 2011 12:44 PM
like_that;898324 wrote:-Don't fucking talk to me on Sundays, especially if/when the Browns lose. (placing your mouth on my penis is a good way of preventing yourself from talking)
And a good way of improving the mood after said loss. At least temporarily. Especially if the BJ is immediately followed by a sandwich.
Sep 16, 2011 12:44pm
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Steel Valley Football

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Sep 16, 2011 1:32 PM
I need to get me one of them there savings accountants to do my taxes and store my money for me. :)
Sep 16, 2011 1:32pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Sep 16, 2011 1:36 PM
Belly, you are a r-tard. But I love you.
Sep 16, 2011 1:36pm
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Tiernan

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Sep 16, 2011 1:38 PM
What does your wife's accountant look like Belly?
Sep 16, 2011 1:38pm
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Sonofanump

Sep 16, 2011 2:51 PM
Two separate incomes and two separate checkbooks. We each have our own credit cards for what we want both individually and as husband and wife.
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Sonofanump: House mortgage, insurance, utitlies.
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Sep 16, 2011 2:51pm
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thavoice

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Sep 16, 2011 3:12 PM
like_that;898353 wrote:You have only been married 18 months? Get the **** out now before it's too late.
Married less than a year actually.
Sep 16, 2011 3:12pm
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Scrawney

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Sep 16, 2011 3:46 PM
Then get an annulment and move on to a happier life.
Sep 16, 2011 3:46pm
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like_that

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Sep 16, 2011 5:31 PM
thavoice;898721 wrote:Married less than a year actually.

Lolfail.
Sep 16, 2011 5:31pm
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Sep 16, 2011 5:49 PM
Not that I have bills to pay really being in college and living at home but I like my combo of Mint and http://www.manilla.com/
Sep 16, 2011 5:49pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Sep 16, 2011 5:50 PM
I make the money and distribute where it needs to go.
Sep 16, 2011 5:50pm