1. No job and not looking. Deal-breaker except in rare instances like if she inherited a shit-ton of money and doesn't need to work. That is, if we're talking serious relationship stuff; if it's a short-term fling, this is a DGAF thing.
2. Flat. I like curves.
3. 25 lb overweight. Curves, not spheres. That and chest aren't deal-breakers if she's really cool or fun to be around, but I have my preferences.
4. Height/smoking. Not really important at all.