NCAA Football 2023

Wisconsin flies down the field and gets to the 19 on 2nd and 2 and just loses all thoughts of what the defense might be doing.

That QB ate three straight sacks and fumbled on all three of them. They went from LSU 19 to their own 45 by the end of it

posted by Heretic

In the biggest shock of the bowl season, Iowa's in the third quarter of their game and still hasn't scored a single point. Man, who'd expect that high-powered offense to be choked out in a big game?

In the fourth quarter, they have 111 yards and three turnovers. How exactly does this team win games? Well, other than being in the B1G West.

posted by friendfromlowry

In my minor inconvenience hell thread from a couple months ago I mentioned this commercial. It’s weird. Take this medication with a couple dozen terrible possible side effects, or just walk more. Eh let’s go with the medication and dance about it. 

There’s a reason you’re 250 and it ain’t from walking more.

If I weren’t motivated before, the fungus on your junk and the rotting taint risks would light a fire under me.

Man I’m sick of Alabama and especially Saban. I could see them hanging around and eeking out a win.

They wouldn’t even be in this game if Auburn didn’t go into idiot mode and allow that 4th and 29 touchdown. 

posted by friendfromlowry

Man I’m sick of Alabama and especially Saban. I could see them hanging around and eeking out a win.

They wouldn’t even be in this game if Auburn didn’t go into idiot mode and allow that 4th and 29 touchdown. 

4th and 31 I believe

What do you think is more likely, Davante Adams actually has a Taco Bell in his house, or Davante Adams hasn’t had Taco Bell in his adult life. I go with the latter. 

And UM squanders a big opportunity!

Mistake by UM to call time-out on Bama's 4th and 4.

At what point did players start fielding punts inside the 10? Let alone the 5???

Michigan has been crazy lucky on “loose ball” type plays….very very fortunate. Bama not so much

Why even field the punt if you are going to call for a fair catch?

And why did they call that last timeout just to kneel again from their own 1 yard line?

That play by Bama????????

WTF? Mich had to have 2 spies on him regardless as Bama had nothing else.

Bama was weaponless

Go Texas or Washington - whoever. Just beat these entitled assholes, their asshole coach and their uber-nerd fans.  

You don’t field the punt unless it’s right to you.

You are getting the ball back. It’s crazy.

You don’t field the punt unless it’s right to you.

You are getting the ball back. It’s crazy.

We don't need the chain gang on the field needlessly for dramatic effect!

Still a lot of time…I’ll guess Texas scores by the 1:15 mark and still has a timeout

Take a knee 3x and game is over

Just continue to not understand how coaches spend 100 hours a week in preparation but can’t understand the clock.

1st down….knee it down after 2 seconds, do 2 more times….punt and give them ball with 15 seconds needing 80 yards

Unbelievable…do nothing to make the clock stop 

Kneeing it 3x is the way to go. Players get hurt all the time….and on the 3rd chance the injury cost them 25+ seconds

And Texas gets to face Michigan now

Just crap