2020 College football thread

Well that was fucking awesome. Suck a dick, Dabo.

Twitter was fun last night

posted by iclfan2

Well that was fucking awesome. Suck a dick, Dabo.

I missed you in game commentary about who was "trash" whenever a mistake was made. Class line to Dabo at least. Did you sleep in your "Ann Arbor's a whore" shirt?

posted by Dr Winston O'Boogie

I missed you in game commentary about who was "trash" whenever a mistake was made. Class line to Dabo at least. Did you sleep in your "Ann Arbor's a whore" shirt?

Good one! 

Can someone please find out if Saban ranked us out of the top 5?

posted by Spock

Can someone please find out if Saban ranked us out of the top 5?

He had OSU 5th  

posted by wildcats20

He had OSU 5th  

Good enough

Texas just fired Herman. 

And will hire Sark. 

posted by wildcats20

And will hire Sark. 

Glug, glug, glug!

Dabo is a top five terrible person in sports and I was pleased with the outcome last night. 

As for last night, that was super-fun. I enjoyed the ass-kicking so much that I didn't even care enough to watch Dabo try to justify his utterly stupid "diss a good opponent right before we play them" tactics. Nothing quite like a "I'm a good coach so I'm going to pretend I'm not a 10-cent brain in everything else" guy getting humiliated because he created a stupid as fuck rule for how he ranks teams. Only playing 5-6 Big 10 teams is a hell of a lot better than going against the shit ACC, Notre Dame and programs like Citadel.

Speaking of Notre Dame, I had a good laugh at how the ESPN headline read "Kelly irked by questions, 'narrative' after ND loss". Gee, dude, maybe actually be competitive with your opponent in a big-time game for once and you might do something about that narrative. Until then, you're a constantly overrated "all name, no results" program that doesn't actually deserve 1/10 of its status.

ESPN is literally on full retard mode today.

posted by Heretic

As for last night, that was super-fun. I enjoyed the ass-kicking so much that I didn't even care enough to watch Dabo try to justify his utterly stupid "diss a good opponent right before we play them" tactics. Nothing quite like a "I'm a good coach so I'm going to pretend I'm not a 10-cent brain in everything else" guy getting humiliated because he created a stupid as fuck rule for how he ranks teams. Only playing 5-6 Big 10 teams is a hell of a lot better than going against the shit ACC, Notre Dame and programs like Citadel.

Speaking of Notre Dame, I had a good laugh at how the ESPN headline read "Kelly irked by questions, 'narrative' after ND loss". Gee, dude, maybe actually be competitive with your opponent in a big-time game for once and you might do something about that narrative. Until then, you're a constantly overrated "all name, no results" program that doesn't actually deserve 1/10 of its status.

I’ve never seen a football coach cry to the refs like Kelly. Almost every camera shot of him he’s in a ref’s ear

posted by Ironman92

I’ve never seen a football coach cry to the refs like Kelly. Almost every camera shot of him he’s in a ref’s ear

Harbough in every game

posted by Ironman92

I’ve never seen a football coach cry to the refs like Kelly. Almost every camera shot of him he’s in a ref’s ear

Hey, you support Duke lol

posted by Ironman92

I’ve never seen a football coach cry to the refs like Kelly. Almost every camera shot of him he’s in a ref’s ear

While this is a bit different, I think my favorite coaching performance yesterday was by Kirby Smart. The head coach who needs a full-time staffer on hand simply to physically keep him off the field because he apparently has no sense of where he is at any given time. That poor guy deserved the Peach Bowl MVP award just for having to keep his hand under Smart's belt half the game to reel him in.

posted by Laley23

Hey, you support Duke lol

To be fair, he did say "football coach"! But, yeah, K deserves to be on the Mount Rushmore of Whiny Bitches.

posted by Laley23

Hey, you support Duke lol

Hey...I said football

posted by Heretic

To be fair, he did say "football coach"! But, yeah, K deserves to be on the Mount Rushmore of Whiny Bitches.

I think K does it because he’s bitchy going after the calls all game....Kelly seems to do it out of desperation.