posted by Heretic
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2018/11/22/fear-faith-inside-last-days-an-american-missionary-killed-by-remote-indian-ocean-tribe/?utm_term=.f906a75a7687
In short:
1. Off India a ways, there is a tiny island with a very reclusive band of natives who are primitive as hell. They're reclusive and it is THEIR island, where they tend to kill trespassers. And they're considered "protected" by India to where it's illegal to step foot on their island, because of the threat of death, in order to preserve their culture and because of the potential for outside diseases to wipe them out in much the same way that our European forefathers brought a lot of sickness to the original natives over here.
2. Complete dipshit decides these people need them some Jebus all up in them and concocts a way to sneak onto the island despite minor issues like the threat of death or how it's totally illegal for him to even step foot there.
3. Reality ensues, as a primitive hunter-gatherer tribe was more than a match for a random bitch-boy armed with his bible. And his body's stuck there with no one remotely willing to recover it.
Moral of the story: Be a dumb fuck; get got.
Wow—what a moron.