Can't wait to move! Not because of the neighbors, but they don't help anything.
To our left is a white trash couple who have a filthy place. Supposedly were getting foreclosed, but somehow that went away. They have a dog that barks non-stop.
Two of the three houses across the street (we live in a cul-de-sac) are quiet and keep to themselves. One has a young daughter that does like to play with our two daughters, so that's nice. The third house is another white trash couple and their 4 kids. Loud. He owns a towing service. She stays at home and is in everyone's business. Kids have issues. They just had their fourth, and they never needed three (or two).
House to our right is a gay man. He is more moody than any teenage girl I've met. Everything makes him grumpy. He'll get mad at anyone, for anything, and hold onto it forever. He's probably 55+. We constantly have people at our house and he thinks we have orgy parties. Everyone knows I coach and it's all soccer players. He's still mad at me from Thanksgiving 2018 when I was setting up my deep-fryer around 11:30am for an early afternoon meal. I had music in my garage that wasn't even loud enough for my wife to hear inside the house. He came out grumpy as can be. I tried to be neighborly and tell him Happy Thanksgiving, hope he's doing well, etc. He went on to tell me how the music was so loud and thumping against his house, he'd been up until 4:30am working. And, come to find out, he hates the deep-fryer (literally found out this week)!