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Footwedge

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Dec 9, 2014 3:32 PM
Unlike others here, I will make NO EXCUSES for Johhny. Yeah he's a rookie. Doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter. With Kyle Shanahan designing plays the way he does. there will be wide open receivers. Johnny will hit them.

I wish Ed McMahon was still alive. Because...heeeeeeeeeere's Johnny.

Let's get it started...uh huh...let's get it started..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqV7DB8Iwg
Dec 9, 2014 3:32pm
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TBone14

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Dec 9, 2014 4:01 PM
Check-in. Hall of Fame career starts now.

Brett Favre 2.0.
Dec 9, 2014 4:01pm
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Dec 9, 2014 4:35 PM
TBone14;1684607 wrote:Check-in. Hall of Fame career starts now.

Brett Favre 2.0.
Agreed.
Dec 9, 2014 4:35pm
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like_that

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Dec 9, 2014 4:39 PM
Would be shocked if he passes for less than 500 on sunday.
Dec 9, 2014 4:39pm
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Footwedge

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Dec 9, 2014 4:40 PM
Favre comparisons are good....but I liken him to Fran Tarkington.
Dec 9, 2014 4:40pm
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Dec 9, 2014 4:40 PM
Love Peralta's value. Have always wished him success, even with the Kitties. I knew he was juicing, though.
Dec 9, 2014 4:40pm
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TBone14

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Dec 9, 2014 4:45 PM
Footwedge;1684624 wrote:Favre comparisons are good....but I liken him to Fran Tarkington.
Admittedly, I didn't get too see Fran play other than old NFL films stuff.

In Favre, I see the creativity and play-making ability. Gun slinger mentality. Making things happen.
Dec 9, 2014 4:45pm
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Heretic

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Dec 9, 2014 4:46 PM
GOONx19;1684625 wrote:Love Peralta's value. Have always wished him success, even with the Kitties. I knew he was juicing, though.
True, pissed me off when he went to the Cards, though, because seriously, fuck those guys.
Dec 9, 2014 4:46pm
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Dec 9, 2014 4:55 PM
Footwedge;1684601 wrote:
I wish Ed McMahon was still alive. Because...heeeeeeeeeere's Johnny.
Doc Severinsen is still kicking at 87!
Dec 9, 2014 4:55pm
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Al Bundy

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Dec 9, 2014 5:07 PM
Will the Bengals even show up? If the Bengals do not forfeit, the Bears NFL record for margin of victory in a game at 73 is in serious jeopardy. I hope Kyle Shanahan calls that play where Johnny runs around in circles, closes his eyes, throws it as high and far as he can, and a receiver catches it 40 yards downfield.
Dec 9, 2014 5:07pm
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Dec 9, 2014 5:26 PM
GOONx19;1684625 wrote:Love Peralta's value. Have always wished him success, even with the Kitties. I knew he was juicing, though.
If Johnny Football is as durable as Jhonny Peralta, I'll be very happy. If Johnny football throws like Johnny Unitas, I'll be even more happy!
Dec 9, 2014 5:26pm
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Dec 9, 2014 5:46 PM
George Bush does not care about black people
Dec 9, 2014 5:46pm
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Dec 9, 2014 6:02 PM
GOONx19;1684625 wrote:Love Peralta's value. Have always wished him success, even with the Kitties. I knew he was juicing, though.
Plus the eye surgery really helped.
Dec 9, 2014 6:02pm
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BR1986FB

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Dec 9, 2014 6:18 PM
GOONx19;1684625 wrote:Love Peralta's value. Have always wished him success, even with the Kitties. I knew he was juicing, though.
Two words....


Moon



Pie
Dec 9, 2014 6:18pm
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BRF

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Dec 9, 2014 6:31 PM
BR1986FB;1684657 wrote:Two words....


Moon



Pie
Ha ha! Bringing up the old stuff!

I couldn't hardly stand that "Jhonny" spelling. And here, good old Footwedge uses it in the thread title.

I remember........long ago and far away.......laughing about the moniker "Footwedge".

I wonder if others know what that means?
Dec 9, 2014 6:31pm
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BR1986FB

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Dec 9, 2014 6:37 PM
BRF;1684661 wrote: I wonder if others know what that means?
Sure. It's Spanish for "bad with statistics."
Dec 9, 2014 6:37pm
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Dec 9, 2014 6:53 PM
BRF;1684661 wrote:Ha ha! Bringing up the old stuff!

I couldn't hardly stand that "Jhonny" spelling. And here, good old Footwedge uses it in the thread title.

I remember........long ago and far away.......laughing about the moniker "Footwedge".

I wonder if others know what that means?
If you read his post too, you'll notice that overall, he spelled "Johnny" correctly in 2/4 attempts. That actually exceeded my expectations.
Dec 9, 2014 6:53pm
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Footwedge

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Dec 9, 2014 7:28 PM
Oooh looky...there's some Hoyer knob polishers like Al Turdy thread shitting. LOLOL. You can find Brian selling cars at the I-90 Nissan dealership...because the DEALS are so good.

The rookie quarterback will be thrown into the fire playing 3 teams fighting for a playoff spot. Most rookies would wilt. Not this kid. He will be a HOFer for sure. Cleveland fans now have a guy that = Rogers, Brady. Peyton and Breez. And the remarkable thing is that a whole bunch of so called Browns fans will be rooting against him.
Dec 9, 2014 7:28pm
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Dec 9, 2014 7:36 PM
Footwedge;1684681 wrote:Cleveland fans now have a guy that = Rogers, Brady. Peyton and Breez.
o_0
Dec 9, 2014 7:36pm
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Sonofanump

Dec 9, 2014 8:12 PM
Never liked Peralta, thought he was overrated. Agree with moon pie analysis.
Dec 9, 2014 8:12pm
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Dec 9, 2014 8:42 PM
justincredible;1684682 wrote:o_0
Dynamite drop in :o
Dec 9, 2014 8:42pm
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Al Bundy

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Dec 10, 2014 10:46 AM
Footwedge;1684681 wrote: a whole bunch of so called Browns fans will be rooting against him.
No Browns fans will root against him. If you root against players, you aren't a true fan of the team.
Dec 10, 2014 10:46am
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salto

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Dec 10, 2014 11:04 AM
Too bad the Browns gave up on their season naming Johnny Football the starter.
Dec 10, 2014 11:04am
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BR1986FB

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Dec 10, 2014 11:18 AM
salto;1684827 wrote:Too bad the Browns gave up on their season naming Johnny Football the starter.
They sure as Hell weren't making it with Hoyer. He's been on a downward spiral for awhile. To think that he was just going to snap his fingers and "poof" become a good QB is unrealistic.

A monkey with no fingers who had never played QB could've willed the Browns to victory over the Colts with the way the defense played. All he needed was to complete one more pass or get one more first down to keep the clock moving and he couldn't even do that. So, in typical Hoyer fashion, he falls into a pile of tits and comes out sucking his thumb. The guy just sucks.
Dec 10, 2014 11:18am
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Dec 10, 2014 12:01 PM
I would interested in this stat: How many times has a team scored two defensive TDs in a game and lost? I bet the winning % for teams that score 2 defensive TDs is above 90%.
Dec 10, 2014 12:01pm