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Sep 13, 2012 6:35 PM
Rotinaj;1270153 wrote:Lol I wasn't aware of that. Sounds like a classic case of he wanted to be caught because he didn't want to kill anymore. No balls!!!!!
Did it over the span of like 1974 and 1997 (don't quote me on those dates). Sounds like he was cool with staying out if he eluded capture for that long.
Sep 13, 2012 6:35pm
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Rotinaj

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Sep 13, 2012 6:44 PM
10 people in 23 years? No balls!!!!!!!
Sep 13, 2012 6:44pm
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Sonofanump

Sep 13, 2012 7:03 PM
Shortness of breath onset by scrambled eggs and keystone light.
Sep 13, 2012 7:03pm
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Sep 13, 2012 7:25 PM
AIDS
Sep 13, 2012 7:25pm
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Sep 13, 2012 7:36 PM
Massive heart attack at the age of 29, sitting in my recliner, WWE Monday Night Raw on one TV, the NASCAR race on the TV beside it, 124 oz Mountain Dew in one hand, Double Big Mac in the other.
Sep 13, 2012 7:36pm
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Sep 13, 2012 7:46 PM
Sonofanump;1270173 wrote:Shortness of breath onset by scrambled eggs and keystone light.

You're doing it wrong.

You also need new stuff!
Sep 13, 2012 7:46pm
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Sep 13, 2012 7:47 PM
GoChiefs;1270187 wrote:Massive heart attack at the age of 29, sitting in my recliner, WWE Monday Night Raw on one TV, the NASCAR race on the TV beside it, 124 oz Mountain Dew in one hand, Double Big Mac in the other.

/Fat Redneck'd
Sep 13, 2012 7:47pm
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Sep 13, 2012 7:47 PM
ernest_t_bass;1270201 wrote:/Fat Redneck'd

You need new stuff!
Sep 13, 2012 7:47pm
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Sep 13, 2012 7:47 PM
ernest_t_bass;1270200 wrote:You're doing it wrong.

You also need new stuff!
No, he doesn't. Just because you don't think it's funny, doesn't mean everyone else doesn't still get a kick out of it. :)
Sep 13, 2012 7:47pm
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Sep 13, 2012 7:48 PM
GoChiefs;1270204 wrote:No, he doesn't. Just because you don't think it's funny, doesn't mean everyone else doesn't still get a kick out of it. :)

Don't you have a cousin to fuck? 😁
Sep 13, 2012 7:48pm
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Sep 13, 2012 7:52 PM
ernest_t_bass;1270206 wrote:Don't you have a cousin to fuck? 
Possibly.

Too bad I wasn't black. :mad: Maybe then I could fuck your sister instead. :(

:D
Sep 13, 2012 7:52pm
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Sep 13, 2012 7:55 PM
GoChiefs;1270209 wrote:Possibly.

Too bad I wasn't black. :mad: Maybe then I could fuck your sister instead. :(

:D

You're a mod. Can you edit my post? Might be too sexual for Adsense!
Sep 13, 2012 7:55pm
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Sep 13, 2012 7:56 PM
"How Are You Going to Die?"

Either a pack of pitbull's owned by some Budweiser drinking pro-Union redneck or by a gun shot.

No way I make it to natural causes.
Sep 13, 2012 7:56pm
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Sep 13, 2012 8:18 PM
Heart attack in my late 50s early 60s. Just like my dad, 4 uncles, and.both grandpas.
Sep 13, 2012 8:18pm
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Sep 13, 2012 9:05 PM
ccrunner609;1270251 wrote: thinking I am still a stud
What do you mean by the "still" comment?
Sep 13, 2012 9:05pm
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Sonofanump

Sep 13, 2012 10:15 PM
ernest_t_bass;1270206 wrote:Don't you have a cousin to fuck? 
Funny.
Sep 13, 2012 10:15pm
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Sonofanump

Sep 13, 2012 10:15 PM
GoChiefs;1270209 wrote:Possibly.

Too bad I wasn't black. :mad: Maybe then I could fuck your sister instead. :(

:D
Funnier.
Sep 13, 2012 10:15pm
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Sonofanump

Sep 13, 2012 10:17 PM
ernest_t_bass;1270200 wrote:You're doing it wrong.

You also need new stuff!
Funniest.
Sep 13, 2012 10:17pm
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Sep 14, 2012 2:22 AM
In a fire after I have ran into a burning house to take isadore out with my bare hands.
Sep 14, 2012 2:22am
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Sep 14, 2012 7:21 AM
I'll aspirate my own vomit in the back seat of a car. More than likely next weekend.
Sep 14, 2012 7:21am
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Sep 14, 2012 11:16 AM
Choking in my sleep. I've already told people this. Except they will rule it as a heart attack.
Sep 14, 2012 11:16am
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Sep 14, 2012 11:20 AM
Steel Valley Football;1270766 wrote:Choking in my sleep.
When you spend that much time with a dick in your mouth, it's bound to happen.
Sep 14, 2012 11:20am
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Sep 14, 2012 11:35 AM
O-Trap;1270768 wrote:When you spend that much time with a dick in your mouth, it's bound to happen.

BOOM! Roasted.
Sep 14, 2012 11:35am
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Sep 14, 2012 1:14 PM
ernest_t_bass;1269861 wrote:I'm not that selfish, to off myself. But I can see liver failure.
I can see you offing yourself accidentally. Erotic asphyxiation while watching guy-on-guy XXX.
Sep 14, 2012 1:14pm
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Sep 14, 2012 1:15 PM
Heretic;1270883 wrote:I can see you offing yourself accidentally. Erotic asphyxiation while watching guy-on-guy XXX.
No.
Sep 14, 2012 1:15pm