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ernest_t_bass

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Sep 13, 2012 1:30 PM
Honestly. How do you think you will leave this earth?

I'm pretty certain that I will die of a heart-attack. I have no real family of heart attacks, but considering the beating I have given my body (re: my heart), I'm almost certain of it.
Sep 13, 2012 1:30pm
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like_that

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Sep 13, 2012 1:33 PM
This thread has been created before, so fuck you.
Sep 13, 2012 1:33pm
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vball10set

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Sep 13, 2012 1:34 PM
according to my wife, I'll prolly die as a result of road rage--somebody's gonna' shoot my ass!!!
Sep 13, 2012 1:34pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Sep 13, 2012 1:34 PM
like_that;1269850 wrote:This thread has been created before, so fuck you.
Not in the basement. And plenty of threads have been recreated. That one is probably locked. And fuck you too.
Sep 13, 2012 1:34pm
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Raw Dawgin' it

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Sep 13, 2012 1:37 PM
ernest_t_bass;1269853 wrote:Not in the basement. And plenty of threads have been recreated. That one is probably locked. And fuck you too.
I'm going liver failure for you. Either that or you off yourself.
Sep 13, 2012 1:37pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Sep 13, 2012 1:38 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1269859 wrote:I'm going liver failure for you. Either that or you off yourself.
I'm not that selfish, to off myself. But I can see liver failure.
Sep 13, 2012 1:38pm
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Raw Dawgin' it

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Sep 13, 2012 1:38 PM
I hope i die in a big plane crash
Sep 13, 2012 1:38pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Sep 13, 2012 1:39 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1269862 wrote:I hope i die in a big plane crash
But how do you honestly feel that you will die? Not hope.
Sep 13, 2012 1:39pm
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Tiernan

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Sep 13, 2012 1:41 PM
Not sure but if I'm able to I'm going to whisper "Rosebud..." right at the end.
Sep 13, 2012 1:41pm
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Sep 13, 2012 1:48 PM
ernest_t_bass;1269863 wrote:But how do you honestly feel that you will die? Not hope.
Car accident
Sep 13, 2012 1:48pm
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Rotinaj

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Sep 13, 2012 2:16 PM
Hmm. Tough question. I'm gonna go with go fuck yourself
Sep 13, 2012 2:16pm
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justincredible

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Sep 13, 2012 2:19 PM
I'm guessing my wife will kill me. She watches far too many of those "Snapped" tv shows.
Sep 13, 2012 2:19pm
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Sep 13, 2012 2:23 PM
I have this re-occuring dream where I am incapaciatated and someone super glues 342 dildoes to my body and throws me into a mosh pit if Bull Dykes.....
Sep 13, 2012 2:23pm
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Sep 13, 2012 2:25 PM
Quietly in my sleep, unlike my passengers.
Sep 13, 2012 2:25pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Sep 13, 2012 2:33 PM
You guys aren't playing right. Guys! GUYS!
Sep 13, 2012 2:33pm
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mcburg93

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Sep 13, 2012 2:38 PM
Well doing the drugs I done when I was in my early twenties I am guessing heart attack. It runs in my family and has claimed two uncles at the age of 50 and 52 and one cousin at 41. If the song holds true, "only the good die young" I could be here for awhile.
Sep 13, 2012 2:38pm
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Sep 13, 2012 2:41 PM
Devils Advocate;1269944 wrote:I have this re-occuring dream where I am incapaciatated and someone super glues 342 dildoes to my body and throws me into a mosh pit if Bull Dykes.....
I dont think that was a dream...just one of your suppressed memories.
Sep 13, 2012 2:41pm
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Sep 13, 2012 2:45 PM
Ways I'd want to die would be plane crash, shot saving someones life, or a drug overdose. But i definitely think I'll die in a car crash, i drive over 2,000 miles a month so i think sooner or later that'll catch up with me.
Sep 13, 2012 2:45pm
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O-Trap

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Sep 13, 2012 5:36 PM
Gunned down by the police while engaged in my 23rd serial kill.
Sep 13, 2012 5:36pm
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Rotinaj

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Sep 13, 2012 5:40 PM
Only the 23rd? Rook.
Sep 13, 2012 5:40pm
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O-Trap

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Sep 13, 2012 5:49 PM
Rotinaj;1270124 wrote:Only the 23rd? Rook.
Lucky rookie cop in the right place at the right time.

Also, BTK only had 10.
Sep 13, 2012 5:49pm
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Sep 13, 2012 6:02 PM
O-Trap;1270129 wrote:Lucky rookie cop in the right place at the right time.

Also, BTK only had 10.
Damn, unlucky break man. Also, the BTKs a clown. Had no balls.
Sep 13, 2012 6:02pm
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Sep 13, 2012 6:03 PM
Suicide. No doubt.

Or if I continue to fail at that...heart attack. I like cheeseburgers, so go fuck yourselves.
Sep 13, 2012 6:03pm
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O-Trap

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Sep 13, 2012 6:14 PM
Rotinaj;1270139 wrote:Damn, unlucky break man. Also, the BTKs a clown. Had no balls.
I dunno, man. Someone who displays the brazen sending of evidence directly to authorities ... seems like they've got some stones.
Sep 13, 2012 6:14pm
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Rotinaj

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Sep 13, 2012 6:29 PM
Lol I wasn't aware of that. Sounds like a classic case of he wanted to be caught because he didn't want to kill anymore. No balls!!!!!
Sep 13, 2012 6:29pm