THE4RINGZ;1170656 wrote:Never ask Holly Mangold to show you her penis.

mcburg93;1170673 wrote:I know they are a good dog just in my head I cant get over being bit. By the way that is a good looking poodle.

Iliketurtles;1170675 wrote:Tom Brady is sooo dreamy.

As for the skydiving thing. I've never heard of them letting you go alone on your first try. Every place I've looked at you had to jump with someone for the 1st-3rd times.

I don't really have a "no no list" I'm pretty open to anything expect for doing sexual acts with another dude then that would be a no for me... unless maybe it was a 3some with a really hot chick.

THE4RINGZ;1170656 wrote:Never ask Holly Mangold to show you her penis.

justincredible;1170650 wrote:Haha, that sucks. Ours is 14 pounds. He'd tear your ass apart.

SnotBubbles;1170693 wrote:By "he" do you mean "she?"

justincredible;1170710 wrote:Well, he doesn't have his nuts anymore, be he's still got a penis. So no.

SnotBubbles;1170717 wrote:Just before I go there, does a personal attack on your girly looking male dog count as a personal attack on you and thereby violate the rules and agreement I had to check before I logged in today?

thavoice;1170686 wrote:Dont know dude. I know my brother went in Virginia and did free fall his first time out. Two instructors jumped out with him but it wasnt tandem or anything.

justincredible;1170719 wrote:I don't know, we'll see after you go there.

But seriously, no, he's a dog and he doesn't post here anymore.

But seriously, leave my dog alone.

SnotBubbles;1170729 wrote:

justincredible;1170732 wrote:Are you calling my dog a broken image? How dare you!

justincredible;1170744 wrote:Ahh, if I copy pasta the url it just redirects me to funnyjunk.com

Iliketurtles;1170725 wrote:Hmm thats pretty interesting... I might have to try and find them.

SnotBubbles;1170717 wrote:Just before I go there, does a personal attack on your girly looking male dog count as a personal attack on you and thereby violate the rules and agreement I had to check before I logged in today?

ernest_t_bass;1170546 wrote:Never kiss a girl after she's sucked you off.

2kool4skool;1170840 wrote:See, this is why I live in San Francisco. Every weekend when I'm feelin horny i can just call up a transexual escort. Usually cheaper than women. They dont expect foreplay or for me to talk to them or cuddle with them, or kiss them like a gf. And since they have penises themselves they know how to give blowjobs, none of that little half assed loose lip sucking the head shit. They wrap their mouths tight around my dick and vacuum seal it and take their nose all the way to my pelvis each time. That's what's up, they know what a man wants.

justincredible;1170629 wrote:These are both valid and should be law.

OSH;1170849 wrote:Where I skydived at -- Skydive Dallas -- you could go solo your first time.

I would have. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to. The only requirement was you had to take an 8-hour class instead of the 15-30 minute course for tandem jumping.