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Belly35

Elderly Intellectual

9,716 posts
May 14, 2012 2:42 PM
What are a few general guide lines that you follow?
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I don&#8217;t go to concerts (Mannheim Steamroller) where strobe lights are used excessively or 50 people are tap dancing at one time (Riverdance). Flash backs :D</SPAN></SPAN>

I never enter a bar with more that 15 motorcycles out front without my gun or if I see there is a Vietnam Vet rider I&#8217;m good. :thumbup:</SPAN>

Never mix beer, wine or whiskey in the same evening when drinking</SPAN>

I only want to meet people I want to know </SPAN>
(If I conceder you a friend conceder yourself lucky) </SPAN>

Don&#8217;t eat ham loaf</SPAN>

Never show emotions when dealing

If it is breathing and I can't pick it up don't take it home

Just to mention a few &#8230;.. </SPAN>

What are few of your No No Guideline List ? </SPAN>
May 14, 2012 2:42pm
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MontyBrunswick

May 14, 2012 2:44 PM
Belly35;1170509 wrote: If it is breathing and I can pick it up don't take it home
You must be a lonely guy.
May 14, 2012 2:44pm
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like_that

1st Team All-PWN

26,625 posts
May 14, 2012 2:45 PM
Great thread. This should be moved to the basement for better responses!
May 14, 2012 2:45pm
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MontyBrunswick

May 14, 2012 2:46 PM
I said this in the other thread, but I'd never skydive. I'd likely faint before I jumped and would plunge to my death.
May 14, 2012 2:46pm
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

Senior Member

7,733 posts
May 14, 2012 2:47 PM
Pretty good list, all things concedering.
May 14, 2012 2:47pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
May 14, 2012 2:47 PM
dlazz;1170526 wrote:I said this in the other thread, but I'd never skydive. I'd likely faint before I jumped and would plunge to my death.
I am pretty sure you have to jump with someone your first couple times. So even if you passed out the other guy would be working the chute.
May 14, 2012 2:47pm
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Belly35

Elderly Intellectual

9,716 posts
May 14, 2012 2:47 PM
dlazz;1170516 wrote:You must be a lonely guy.

Sorry standard typo.... "can't pick it up"
May 14, 2012 2:47pm
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MontyBrunswick

May 14, 2012 2:48 PM
justincredible;1170528 wrote:I am pretty sure you have to jump with someone your first couple times. So even if you passed out the other guy would be working the chute.
I still wouldn't do it. If I fainted, I'd just be out of it for the duration and it'd be a waste of money.
May 14, 2012 2:48pm
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thavoice

Senior Member

14,376 posts
May 14, 2012 2:50 PM
justincredible;1170528 wrote:I am pretty sure you have to jump with someone your first couple times. So even if you passed out the other guy would be working the chute.
Nope. First time we ever went and ya went by yourself. It was static line jump. For like 50 bucks more and an hour of training you do free fall. 1-2 guys jump WITH you though on that jump, but the static lines there is no instructor jumping with ya. One in the plane..one in the DZ waiting for ya.

Funny little side note. If your chute does not work and you have to pull out your reserve you will be charged like 50 bucks if you dont hang onto the metal handle thing for the reserve chute.
May 14, 2012 2:50pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
May 14, 2012 2:51 PM
thavoice;1170540 wrote:Nope. First time we ever went and ya went by yourself. It was static line jump. For like 50 bucks more and an hour of training you do free fall. 1-2 guys jump WITH you though on that jump, but the static lines there is no instructor jumping with ya. One in the plane..one in the DZ waiting for ya.
No way in hell I'd jump by myself the first time. No way in hell.
May 14, 2012 2:51pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
May 14, 2012 2:52 PM
Never put mayonnaise on anything, but I will eat things made with mayo.

Never kiss a girl after she's sucked you off.
May 14, 2012 2:52pm
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thavoice

Senior Member

14,376 posts
May 14, 2012 2:52 PM
You could always go the pussy way out and tandom jump. The girls did it that way.....
May 14, 2012 2:52pm
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Raw Dawgin' it

Just Ain't Care

11,466 posts
May 14, 2012 2:53 PM
justincredible;1170528 wrote:I am pretty sure you have to jump with someone your first couple times. So even if you passed out the other guy would be working the chute.
Yeah when i went at no point did i think about pulling the cord, i was too busy staring at the ground yelling "this is so fucking cool!"

Then i got tapped on the shoulders and the instructor let the cord rip.
May 14, 2012 2:53pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
May 14, 2012 2:53 PM
thavoice;1170547 wrote:You could always go the pussy way out and tandom jump. The girls did it that way.....
Sure, call it the pussy way. It's the only way I'd ever jump out of a plane.
May 14, 2012 2:53pm
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Raw Dawgin' it

Just Ain't Care

11,466 posts
May 14, 2012 2:55 PM
thavoice;1170547 wrote:You could always go the pussy way out and tandom jump. The girls did it that way.....
Dude...please...you have no business ever calling someone a pussy.
May 14, 2012 2:55pm
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gut

Senior Member

15,058 posts
May 14, 2012 2:55 PM
thavoice;1170547 wrote:You could always go the **** way out and tandom jump. The girls did it that way.....
Hmmm....Most places I've seen only allow you to tandem jump. Like 5 jumps before you can do a static line. Always assumed it was the liability, but maybe it's just a scam to milk you. I don't see anything weak about it - most injuries happen because people misjudge distance and flare too soon.
May 14, 2012 2:55pm
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SnotBubbles

Master of teh QQ

4,492 posts
May 14, 2012 2:59 PM
ernest_t_bass;1170546 wrote:Never kiss a girl after she's sucked you off unless she still has your spunk in her mouth. Then kiss her with your tongue.
Gross.
May 14, 2012 2:59pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
May 14, 2012 3:01 PM
SnotBubbles;1170569 wrote:Gross.
This isn't the basement, snot. So this should, under the new rules, receive an infraction.
May 14, 2012 3:01pm
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SnotBubbles

Master of teh QQ

4,492 posts
May 14, 2012 3:03 PM
ernest_t_bass;1170570 wrote:This isn't the basement, snot. So this should, under the new rules, receive an infraction.
You're such a girl today.

Which rule did I break, ETB?
  1. No personal attacks or unwarranted name-calling. Just because someone has a different opinion doesn't mean they're an idiot.
  2. Do not continually harass other members (this includes moderators).
  3. Do not aggressively troll a thread with the sole purpose of derailing it.
  4. Do not reveal anyone's identity.
  5. No swearing in thread titles.
  6. No pornography or gore.
May 14, 2012 3:03pm
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mcburg93

permaban to basement

3,167 posts
May 14, 2012 3:04 PM
ernest_t_bass;1170570 wrote:This isn't the basement, snot. So this should, under the new rules, receive an infraction.
In that case you should have ten infractions today.

No beans for me cant stand them.
May 14, 2012 3:04pm
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said_aouita

Banned

8,532 posts
May 14, 2012 3:05 PM
Belly35;1170509 wrote: Never mix beer, wine or whiskey in the same evening when drinking
Is the only one I question. If I start with whiskey and later switch to beer, I'm OK. If in the opposite order, not so much.
May 14, 2012 3:05pm
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Raw Dawgin' it

Just Ain't Care

11,466 posts
May 14, 2012 3:05 PM
ernest_t_bass;1170570 wrote:This isn't the basement, snot. So this should, under the new rules, receive an infraction.
You're the worst - snot comes back and you turn into a whistle blowing baby. Any time there's a change in the rules you're crying about people not getting punished and wasting space being a tattletale. Harden up dude!
May 14, 2012 3:05pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
May 14, 2012 3:06 PM
SnotBubbles;1170575 wrote:You're such a girl today.

Which rule did I break, ETB?
1) Well, synjin smythe, that was kinda a personal attack. You made me out to be a semen lover, and those weren't my words.

2) You said something about my sister early, so now you're following me around, which could be harassment.

3) Your comment doesn't add to the discussion, so it can be seen as an attempt to derail the thread.
May 14, 2012 3:06pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
May 14, 2012 3:07 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1170586 wrote:You're the worst - snot comes back and you turn into a whistle blowing baby. Any time there's a change in the rules you're crying about people not getting punished and wasting space being a tattletale. Harden up dude!
If they want to brag about enforcing the rules, then they need to enforce them. I actually don't care for the change, but they said they are going to enforce them, so I'd like to see them follow through.
May 14, 2012 3:07pm
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thavoice

Senior Member

14,376 posts
May 14, 2012 3:07 PM
gut;1170555 wrote:Hmmm....Most places I've seen only allow you to tandem jump. Like 5 jumps before you can do a static line. Always assumed it was the liability, but maybe it's just a scam to milk you. I don't see anything weak about it - most injuries happen because people misjudge distance and flare too soon.
Who knows if its a scam or what...of if they recommend it so you keep coming back!

You could even free fall on your first trip if ya wanted to but two guys I think jump with ya.
I didnt get much time to really check out the view as I kept trying to get the chute un twisted. IT wasnt anything that was gonna kill me...just was tangled a little that I couldnt turn or pt on the brakes to flare out at the end. I had to PLF effectively so I wouldnt break both legs!
May 14, 2012 3:07pm