Devils Advocate

The 2X is good. Just don’t drink it 1st or you will be disappointed in the rest 

From experience, I would drink from right to left. An impressive tasting

A  GE Opal ice maker. I’m suckin ice bitches

After many beers and many rants about the Reds, I had an epiphany. 

Send the entire team to Dayton so they can relearn pitching catching throwing and hitting.  Replace them with the Dragons. Hell, they can’t do any worse and it will probably triple attendance.

End rant time for more Hopslam

The Jets are killin it

posted by justincredible

I would've broke my boycott for Diamond seats. 

How's the food? Still unlimited food and booze?

Food was fine booze was limited, although we never were refused service. After a few drinks and innings, the game and my attitude were much improved 

They had Madtree Psycopathy and I couldn’t enjoy them much because I had to drive home 70 miles north after the game

Overall, it was an excellent 8-5 loss

Fucking ghost town

I was gifted 4 diamond seats and could only find 2 people interested in going to the game tonite. So far I want a 10.00 refund for my parking and believe they should be paying ME to drink this Miller Light

There’s a big surprise

I think I’m gonna die from not suprise

posted by Ironman92

And this place has lasted 12+ years

I think he should have charged 12 bucks a year for this shit. I’m thinking he should have an honorary Dregree for the internetz

I actually just snorted Hopslam through my nose

It was worth it

And by “at some point” I meant today. Snagged a great copy for $4. 

It is one of the few albums I have that I play both sides all the way through

posted by Devils Advocate

I’m gonna drink 2 shots of bourbon, chase with 2 beers and take a 2 turd shit

Fucked up and pinched turd 2 off too soon

Final score 2 beers 2 bourbons 3 turds FML

I’m gonna drink 2 shots of bourbon, chase with 2 beers and take a 2 turd shit