2012 Cleveland Browns thread: AKA Pat Shurmur Memorial thread

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Mar 29, 2012 8:49am
like_that;1130692 wrote:I am dipshit. I am dumb as hell and I take everything he says personally. I am just desperate to troll.
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Mar 29, 2012 8:49am
SportsAndLady;1130691 wrote:
That's rich, you correcting someone's grammar. lol
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Mar 29, 2012 8:50am
UNTIL they get that QB in place, the ONLY way the current QB is going to survive/have a chance at having the slightest chance of success is to surround him with a stud RB & TE.

Why do you think I've been touting Danny Amendola as a possible pickup? Because he's a short/intermediate safety valve/checkdown option.

Surrounding McCoy with all of these shiny WR weapons is useless. I agree that the weapons are going to need to be there WHEN they get the QB but until they do, his (McCoy's) main options will be dumpoffs to a RB, hitting a TE in the seam or a slot guy in that 5-7 yard range.
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Mar 29, 2012 8:52am
BR1986FB;1130702 wrote:UNTIL they get that QB in place, the ONLY way the current QB is going to survive/have a chance at having the slightest chance of success is to surround him with a stud RB & TE.

Why do you think I've been touting Danny Amendola as a possible pickup? Because he's a short/intermediate safety valve/checkdown option.

Surrounding McCoy with all of these shiny WR weapons is useless. I agree that the weapons are going to need to be there WHEN they get the QB but until they do, his (McCoy's) main options will be dumpoffs to a RB, hitting a TE in the seam or a slot guy in that 5-7 yard range.
You could give McCoy Jerry Rice in his prime and Jim Brown in his prime and it wouldn't matter. He would still stink.
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Mar 29, 2012 8:55am
Skyhook79;1130699 wrote:I have nothing after getting pwned as always, and it makes me sad that I am the official bitch of this site :(.

I also have no life, and my kids wish to be adopted.
Yeah.
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Mar 29, 2012 9:01am
like_that;1130706 wrote:Yeah.
Not surprised you had to edit "yeah".
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Mar 29, 2012 9:03am
FAILhook79;1130712 wrote:Not surprised I'm a bitch and everyone knows it.
Yeah. Spot on again.
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Mar 29, 2012 9:04am
lolfailhook79;1130712 wrote:Not surprised you had to edit "yeah".
I edited the quote to add the part about how you have no life. Nice fail though. Keep on failing in the free world.
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Mar 29, 2012 9:09am
Commander of Awesome;1130713 wrote:Yeah. Spot on again.
like_that;1130715 wrote:I edited the quote to add the part about how you have no life. Nice fail though. Keep on failing in the free world.
Surprised you and COA have time to post considering your business together.


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Mar 29, 2012 9:16am
Skyhook79;1130716 wrote:Surprised you and COA have time to post considering your business together.


http://www.ohiochatter.com/forum/showthread.php?33330-Browns-Fans!!-Tailgating-wes_mantooth-style&p=1129706&viewfull=1#post1129706

It was a fail 2 days ago, what makes you think it would be original and not a fail today?

Anyway, enough of letting this piece of shit troll side track this thread. My bad guys. I saw this morning that Manny Lawson ended up resigning with the Bengals. That's a bummer. If he wasn't signing with the Browns, I was hoping he would at least leave the division.
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Mar 29, 2012 9:18am
lol pwned. Typical of this dipshit, probably got a pity rep for posting it the first time and figured he would get another one by re-using. Pathetic.

Lawson would have helped out pass rush there's no doubt. Also sucks he wasn't taken out of our division.
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Mar 29, 2012 9:20am
Maybe the Browns could go after Vince Young and try a different Texas QB. They could draft Richardson at #4 and a OL at #22 and a wr & TE in the 2nd round, 3rd round.
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Mar 29, 2012 9:21am
Commander of Awesome;1130723 wrote:lol pwned. Typical of this dipshit, probably got a pity rep for posting it the first time and figured he would get another one by re-using. Pathetic.

Lawson would have helped out pass rush there's no doubt. Also sucks he wasn't taken out of our division.
Lawson actually isn't all that good at getting to the passer but does surprisingly well with his speed stopping the run and covering TE's. Kind of a disappointment getting to the passer.
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Mar 29, 2012 9:23am
BR1986FB;1130727 wrote:Lawson actually isn't all that good at getting to the passer but does surprisingly well with his speed stopping the run and covering TE's. Kind of a disappointment getting to the passer.
Two things the Browns defense needs. Stopping the run, and TE's killed the defense this past season.
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Mar 29, 2012 9:28am
like_that;1130729 wrote:Two things the Browns defense needs. Stopping the run, and TE's killed the defense this past season.
I know and that's the reason that I would've wanted him. It will be interesting to see what they do because Fujita is likely going to miss games, thank God, and Maiava isn't exactly starting material.
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Mar 29, 2012 9:33am
BR1986FB;1130733 wrote:I know and that's the reason that I would've wanted him. It will be interesting to see what they do because Fujita is likely going to miss games, thank God, and Maiava isn't exactly starting material.
I would take Fujita over Maiava any day of the week. Fuck Maiava. That Steelers game might have been the worst performance by a lber I have ever seen.
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Mar 29, 2012 9:35am
TEs killed us because we have lbers that can't cover, and safeties that can't cover. I don't either changing much this season. We'll have Usama Young at FS, don't have high expectations for that, Ward, who stayed healthy his rookie yr, didn't last yr and has a history of injuries in college, so hard to count on him IMO. We need a new OLBer to replace Fujita, and no depth to speak of behind our other 2 starters. I think a player like Zack Brown really makes sense for the Browns in the 2nd. This barring he's available and we have already gotten a WR.
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Mar 29, 2012 9:37am
like_that;1130737 wrote:I would take Fujita over Maiava any day of the week. Fuck Maiava. That Steelers game might have been the worst performance by a lber I have ever seen.
Agreed, he can be cut for all I give a shit. He was pathetic in that game, even Matt Williamson called him out for his shitacular play on Football Today podcast. Even for a back up that was just atrocious.
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Mar 29, 2012 9:39am
Commander of Awesome;1130739 wrote:TEs killed us because we have lbers that can't cover, and safeties that can't cover. I don't either changing much this season. We'll have Usama Young at FS, don't have high expectations for that, Ward, who stayed healthy his rookie yr, didn't last yr and has a history of injuries in college, so hard to count on him IMO. We need a new OLBer to replace Fujita, and no depth to speak of behind our other 2 starters. I think a player like Zack Brown really makes sense for the Browns in the 2nd. This barring he's available and we have already gotten a WR.
Agree on Zach Brown. I'm not sure Young will be the starting FS. I keep hearing more & more about Sheldon Brown moving to that spot.
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Mar 29, 2012 9:40am
Commander of Awesome;1130740 wrote:Agreed, he can be cut for all I give a shit. He was pathetic in that game, even Matt Williamson called him out for his shitacular play on Football Today podcast. Even for a back up that was just atrocious.
On a positive note, Gocong decided to play football and he looked good from that game on.
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Mar 29, 2012 9:41am
BR1986FB;1130741 wrote:Agree on Zach Brown. I'm not sure Young will be the starting FS. I keep hearing more & more about Sheldon Brown moving to that spot.
I like the idea of Sheldon Brown playing FS.
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Mar 29, 2012 9:48am
Brown to FS makes sense to me, but I'll believe it when I see it. Patty Boy's idea of creative thinking is handing the ball to Armond Fucking Smith on 4th and 1 when a healthy hillis who's been killing it all game long, is on the bench.
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Mar 29, 2012 9:52am
like_that;1130743 wrote:I like the idea of Sheldon Brown playing FS.
I'm assuming Patterson would move into the starting role unless they draft Claiborne. Don't want Claiborne at 4 but that would be a pretty legit secondary (Haden/Claiborne @ CB, Ward(if healthy)/Brown @ S).

I'd also heard a rumored trade of the Browns going after Bills corner Leodis McKelvin to reunite with Jauron who drafted him. Haden prefers playing on the left side, instead of switching back & forth, while McKelvin is a natural right corner. McKelvin only got to play in Jauron's system one year before he left. McKelvin is also a fairly high 1st rounder who is pretty athletic (also a kick returner) who could probably be had for a 5th or 6th rounder. He's in the last year of his contract so if he excelled he'd need to be locked up longer term.
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Mar 29, 2012 9:53am
Commander of Awesome;1130747 wrote:Brown to FS makes sense to me, but I'll believe it when I see it. Patty Boy's idea of creative thinking is handing the ball to Armond Fucking Smith on 4th and 1 when a healthy hillis who's been killing it all game long, is on the bench.
I believe that was a pitchout to Smith. ;)
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Mar 29, 2012 9:57am
Commander of Awesome;1130747 wrote:Brown to FS makes sense to me, but I'll believe it when I see it. Patty Boy's idea of creative thinking is handing the ball to Armond Fucking Smith on 4th and 1 when a healthy hillis who's been killing it all game long, is on the bench.
Patty boy better not even have one word of say when it comes to the defense.
BR1986FB;1130757 wrote:I'm assuming Patterson would move into the starting role unless they draft Claiborne. Don't want Claiborne at 4 but that would be a pretty legit secondary (Haden/Claiborne @ CB, Ward(if healthy)/Brown @ S).

I'd also heard a rumored trade of the Browns going after Bills corner Leodis McKelvin to reunite with Jauron who drafted him. Haden prefers playing on the left side, instead of switching back & forth, while McKelvin is a natural right corner. McKelvin only got to play in Jauron's system one year before he left. McKelvin is also a fairly high 1st rounder who is pretty athletic (also a kick returner) who could probably be had for a 5th or 6th rounder. He's in the last year of his contract so if he excelled he'd need to be locked up longer term.
If its for a 5th or 6th, i would take that deal. Especially if they don't draft Claiborne.