Well, yeah, I don't know how to do it. Because it isn't possible. Liar.Your responses are awesome haha, the fact that you think that youre correct just because you dont know how to do something.
My opinion is fact in this case. You do not have a (working) script. If you do have a script it isn't doing jack shit to help you. Because it isn't possible. Liar.As usual this is just you making a bold claim of someone else with no proof. Its your opinion and as I always say you are entitled to that. Just dont cry like a bitch while trying to, and failing yet again, to pass off your opinion as fact.
My panties weren't in a bunch. One of the mods was fucking with you and thread banned you, not me. It ended up bringing the lulz, though, so I let it go. Also, liar.You dont have to remove it, I already said it is weak and easily gotten around. Its not an inconvenience at all. Dont get your panties in a bunch because someone knows more about a subject than you do.
It is fact. The proof is that it isn't possible to do what you're claiming. Liar.If you dont think i have one then thats cool, just dont try to pass it off as fact and call people liars....unless of course you have proof to back up your bold claims of someone else.
I do. Liar.DO you? No you dont, feel free to shut the fuck up whenever you want.
Of course, I take back calling you a liar. If you're some sort of magical wizard. Are you some sort of magical wizard, Ender?
Here is how the script works:
[PHP]
$miserable = false;
$ugroups = unserialize($vbulletin->options['mis_group']);[/PHP]
The $miserable variable is what identifies an account as miserable. It's current set to false. The $ugroups variable holds the group id of the "miserable users" group.
[PHP]if (is_member_of($vbulletin->userinfo, $ugroups)) $miserable = true;[/PHP]
This checks the id of the miserable users group with all of the user groups attached to your account. If you belong to the group it sets the $miserable variable to true. If you aren't, it stays false. You, Ender, are miserable.
[PHP]
if ($miserable){
[/PHP]
This is where the fun stuff happens. If you are miserable, of course.
[PHP]
$delay = rand($vbulletin->options['mis_xmin'],$vbulletin->options['mis_xmax']);
if ($delay > 30) $delay = 30;
sleep($delay);[/PHP]
This put you on a required delay, up to 30 seconds in length. I have the minimum delay set to 10 seconds. That means every time you visit a page it takes at least 10 seconds to load. Possibly up to 30 seconds. That must suck and it's not possible for you to get around.
This code has been moved around a little bit for easier explanation.
[PHP]$rnd_busy = rand(1,100);
if ($rnd_busy <= $vbulletin->options['mis_busy'])
{
$vbulletin->options['loadlimit'] = 1;
$vbulletin->loadcache['loadavg'] = 2;
$vbulletin->loadcache['lastcheck'] = TIMENOW;
}[/PHP]
This gives you a "server busy" message, which is set to happen 33% of the time you load a page.
[PHP]$rnd_redir = rand(1,100);
else if ($rnd_redir <= $vbulletin->options['mis_redir'])
{
exec_header_redirect($vbulletin->options['mis_xurl']);
}[/PHP]
This redirects you to a 404 error page, which is set to happen 25% of the time.
[PHP]
$rnd_blank = rand(1,100);
else if ($rnd_blank <= $vbulletin->options['mis_blank'])
{
exit($vbulletin->options['mis_blank_page']);
}
}[/PHP]
This gives you a white page with a "Error - Please try again." message, which is set to happen 25% of the time.
Again, this code runs on the server every time you try to visit a page and is executed before anything is sent to the browser. It is not possible to get around while you are logged in to the "Ender Wiggin" account. You can continue to rant and rave and call me stupid for not knowing as much as you but the fact of the matter is you're a liar (bold claim) or fucking magic.
And again, show me the script that you put together using unicorn farts and leprechaun sweat and I'll remove you from the miserable users group. I'll even send you a days worth of adsense revenue from the site. That's like, $3.50.
