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Sonofanump

Jan 18, 2011 1:15 PM
NNN;642101 wrote:And if anyone thinks I'm being too hard on the Irish, I don't agree. If anything, I'm being too soft on those limp-dicked drunken gingers.
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Jan 18, 2011 1:15pm
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wkfan

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Jan 18, 2011 1:21 PM
Heard one yesterday......

Sha'Dynasty......pronounced Sha_Dynasty. Withoug the apostrophy, it becomes misprounced as Shadynasty (Shady Nasty).
Jan 18, 2011 1:21pm
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Iliketurtles

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Jan 18, 2011 2:19 PM
Jesus/God/Messiah any other regilious names.
Jan 18, 2011 2:19pm
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MrMcCluskie

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Jan 18, 2011 2:58 PM
This may have been mentioned already but there was a college football player years back named.... I. M. HIPP
Jan 18, 2011 2:58pm
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Jan 18, 2011 3:25 PM
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Jan 18, 2011 3:25pm
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Jan 18, 2011 3:51 PM
NNN;642101 wrote: And if anyone thinks I'm being too hard on the Irish, I don't agree. If anything, I'm being too soft on those limp-dicked drunken gingers.

Wow...what Irish dude fucked your mom in front of you? You half-hunky, half-dago-eyetie-greaseball-guido-guinea-wop bastard racist.
Jan 18, 2011 3:51pm
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Jan 18, 2011 11:39 PM
sherm03;642917 wrote:Wow...what Irish dude fucked your mom in front of you? You half-hunky, half-dago-eyetie-greaseball-guido-guinea-wop bastard racist.

My mother, bless her dago soul, has more taste than to shack up with some freckle-covered pasty-skinned potato muncher. Rather, she went with someone from a country that has brought music, architecture, science, and outstanding food to the world. That could mean many countries, but not Ireland....Ireland has brought nothing to the world except for massive hordes of street urchins who turn into drunken louts.

In the last 100 years, Hungary has brought the world incredible advances in nuclear physics and engineering (look at the roster of the Manhattan Project), crucial modern components of the internal combustion engine, and major movie studios (Fox and Paramount). That's in addition to fighting a war against both Nazi Germany and the USSR, followed by another war against the USSR. Ireland brought nothing to the world except for Riverdance, and the only war they fought was against each other over transubstantiation versus consubstantiation.

Listing Irish "achievements" is a bit like listing Russian peacemakers.
Jan 18, 2011 11:39pm
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Jan 18, 2011 11:56 PM
I ran into this mother who named her kid NNN if you can believe it...NNN Ignoramous Doosher-Flip was the full given name, I think...
Jan 18, 2011 11:56pm
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Jan 19, 2011 12:06 AM
killdeer;643491 wrote:I ran into this mother who named her kid NNN if you can believe it...NNN Ignoramous Doosher-Flip was the full given name, I think...

the rumor is that this poor child suckled at the teet of a mange-infested goat, but that cannot be substantiated
Jan 19, 2011 12:06am
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Jan 19, 2011 12:56 AM
killdeer;643498 wrote:the rumor is that this poor child suckled at the teet of a mange-infested goat, but that cannot be substantiated

Did you seriously just quote your own post?
Jan 19, 2011 12:56am
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Jan 19, 2011 1:15 AM
Cashlyn.
Jan 19, 2011 1:15am
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Jan 19, 2011 2:27 AM
dewey
Jan 19, 2011 2:27am
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Jan 19, 2011 8:42 AM
NNN;643475 wrote:Ireland brought nothing to the world except for Riverdance

Yeah, but....have you seen it? That is some serious dancing.
Jan 19, 2011 8:42am
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Jan 21, 2011 2:31 PM
Pick6;643547 wrote:dewey
As the Statler Brothers once sang, "Dewey remember these? Yes, we do!"

Remember LaMarr Hoyt who pitched for the White Sox maybe 15 years ago or so? I remember reading in SI his first name was Dewey - Dewey LaMarr Hoyt. I think he was from the South, so it was understandable. One wonders if his parents considered adding a Beauregard somewhere in the mix.
Jan 21, 2011 2:31pm
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Jan 21, 2011 2:37 PM
D'Sire....pronounced desire
Jan 21, 2011 2:37pm
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Bigred1995

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Jan 21, 2011 4:20 PM
How about Xexzl...pronounced John!
Jan 21, 2011 4:20pm
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Jan 21, 2011 4:29 PM
NNN;642101 wrote:Let it be known that in 10 years, kids will be saying "I'm going to see Uncle Connor and Aunt Briana this weekend." Actually, knowing the preferences of the typical Connor, it would be more like "I'm going to see Uncle Connor and Aunt Gary".

With a partnership of a Connor and Gary, wouldn't Gary be the uncle and Connor the female? Just because Gary seems to be more of a name for the male in the relationship...at least manly enough to turn any Connor within a 50-mile radius into a squealing girl.
Jan 21, 2011 4:29pm
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Jan 21, 2011 4:29 PM
Bigred1995;647258 wrote:How about Xexzl...pronounced John!

WTF!? Proof?
Jan 21, 2011 4:29pm
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Jan 21, 2011 4:31 PM
Iliketurtles;642825 wrote:Jesus/God/Messiah any other regilious names.
I don't know. I kinda like Emanuel. Kid near me growing up was named that. Just sounded good.
NNN;643475 wrote:Ireland brought nothing to the world except for Riverdance [...]
Male dancers ... not a strong case.
NNN;643475 wrote:[...] and the only war they fought was against each other over transubstantiation versus consubstantiation.
Hey, you better back off now. That's some serious shit!
Bigred1995;647258 wrote:How about Xexzl...pronounced John!

I'm convinced it's one of those weird spelling things where it actually makes sense, but I can't put it together.

Ex. Used to be a band called Ghoti Hook. It was pronounced "Fish Hook." The "Gh" was like the "gh" in "enough." The "o" was like the "o" in "women." The "ti" was like the "ti" in "nation."

I think it's just stupid.
Jan 21, 2011 4:31pm
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Jan 23, 2011 10:01 PM
Saw a guy in the obituaries a few years back named Richard Head.
Jan 23, 2011 10:01pm