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Jan 13, 2011 10:38 PM
ernest_t_bass;637580 wrote:Orangejello (or-on-jell-o)
Lemonjello (le-mon-jell-o)

Urban legend. Funny how they never have last names, or that they are always friends of friends' kids. If all of the talk of these guys are true, they would have more popular names than Michael or Jacob.

The worst I've seen is Viper. I don't know if it legit or not, but that's his name on his business card.
Jan 13, 2011 10:38pm
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Jan 13, 2011 10:39 PM
Suave and Camay...no soap!~ names of two sisters.
Jan 13, 2011 10:39pm
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Jan 13, 2011 10:42 PM
justincredible;637628 wrote:Shi'thead

"shə-theed!"
Jan 13, 2011 10:42pm
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Jan 14, 2011 1:08 AM
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Jan 14, 2011 1:08am
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Jan 14, 2011 1:08 AM
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Jan 14, 2011 1:08am
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Jan 14, 2011 2:33 AM
My step sister just had a baby and named it saige...like sage the spice.

i think she's naming the next kids oregano and paprika
Jan 14, 2011 2:33am
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Jan 14, 2011 3:02 AM
My mom's a nurse and she was taking care of an expecting mother who was looking at a menu and said "Orangello, I like that, I'm gonna name my son this." My mother, perplexed, said "That's pronounced Orange Jell-o." She still named him that and there is a young boy named Orangello walking the streets of Toledo.

Also there is a Colonel Sanders and a Younique that I also know of.
Jan 14, 2011 3:02am
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Wildcat24

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Jan 14, 2011 3:33 AM
Met a guy named John Johns today.
Jan 14, 2011 3:33am
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Jan 14, 2011 3:33 AM
ernest_t_bass;637580 wrote:Orangejello (or-on-jell-o)
Lemonjello (le-mon-jell-o)
Manhattan Buckeye;637640 wrote:Urban legend. Funny how they never have last names, or that they are always friends of friends' kids. If all of the talk of these guys are true, they would have more popular names than Michael or Jacob.
bwcomet89;637821 wrote:My mom's a nurse and she was taking care of an expecting mother who was looking at a menu and said "Orangello, I like that, I'm gonna name my son this." My mother, perplexed, said "That's pronounced Orange Jell-o." She still named him that and there is a young boy named Orangello walking the streets of Toledo.

somebody beat you to it :)
Jan 14, 2011 3:33am
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Jan 14, 2011 5:20 AM
CinciX12;637556 wrote:Black midget go-kart drivers. I think it is okay to be racist towards that specific group.

Only in January though. After all, it's MLK's month.

ccrunner609;637622 wrote:have a cousin name Rainbow

Doesn't she work at Lesbo R' US?
Jan 14, 2011 5:20am
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Jan 14, 2011 6:41 AM
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Jan 14, 2011 6:41am
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Jan 14, 2011 7:20 AM
Mylove (girl)
Here is the best, a brother and sister:
Male
Female

No joke, pronounced like mall-eh and fe-mall-eh.
Jan 14, 2011 7:20am
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Jan 14, 2011 8:22 AM
Classy Capri
Jan 14, 2011 8:22am
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Jan 14, 2011 8:33 AM
Teaching in inner city for 15 years i have seen way too many terrible names to list but a few off the top of my head

Dom Perignon(sp?) two of those over the years
Tequila
Courvoicier
Winston Winston
Laqueenia
Sir
Ladaysha(white Girl)
Ahpercy
Chancina
Sean (pronounced SEEEAHN)
Tiziana
Seanquette
Kwentez
Messiah(first name) The truth(middle Name)

Honestly i could go on all day
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Jan 14, 2011 8:33am
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Jan 14, 2011 8:42 AM
have a cousin name Rainbow
Reminds me of a patient of mine...
"Reignbeaux"...imagine being a second grader trying to put your name on a test paper.
Jan 14, 2011 8:42am
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Jan 14, 2011 8:45 AM
forgot this one

Charsosexysofine (real first name)
also


Isaih--he must be related to Farve
Ricshawn
Damyah
Quayshawna
Raymonda
Jan 14, 2011 8:45am
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Jan 14, 2011 8:48 AM
Glory Days;637856 wrote:Mylove (girl)
Here is the best, a brother and sister:
Male
Female

No joke, pronounced like mall-eh and fe-mall-eh.

If they have a baby sister, she can be "she-mall-eh."
Jan 14, 2011 8:48am
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Jan 14, 2011 8:53 AM
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Jan 14, 2011 8:53am
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Jan 14, 2011 8:58 AM
Laley23;637571 wrote:Mexican, though went to a basically all black school (Scott) in Toledo. Could have had a black baby daddy, but mom was Mexican.

She play basketball for them? I have seen that name before I think and thought it was beyond stupid.
Jan 14, 2011 8:58am
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Jan 14, 2011 9:08 AM
I'll +2 Justin
Jan 14, 2011 9:08am
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NWIndianNation01

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Jan 14, 2011 9:33 AM
Adrn I was also gonna say La-a....way too late.

Worked with a girl named Tuesday once.

Had a neighbor named Daniel Daniels
Jan 14, 2011 9:33am
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Jan 14, 2011 9:34 AM
Darn I was also gonna say La-a....way too late.

Worked with a girl named Tuesday once.

Had a neighbor named Daniel Daniels
Jan 14, 2011 9:34am
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Jan 14, 2011 9:53 AM
Kindof a tangent, but when I was a kid my parents had a female friend with the last name Sippee, so I would call her Mrs. Sippee (Mississippi) ... that shit never got old!
Jan 14, 2011 9:53am
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Jan 14, 2011 10:10 AM
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Jan 14, 2011 10:10am
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Jan 14, 2011 10:16 AM
ptown_trojans_1;637581 wrote:Where I work a former Navy pilot submitted an outline to be published on one of our blogs. His first name was Flack. No joke.

Awkward name for a pilot.
Jan 14, 2011 10:16am