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Rotinaj

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Jan 14, 2011 3:38 PM
Justin.
Jan 14, 2011 10:38am
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wes_mantooth

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Jan 14, 2011 3:39 PM
Rotinaj;638015 wrote:Justin.

Yes...dumbest and gayest
Jan 14, 2011 10:39am
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ernest_t_bass

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Jan 14, 2011 3:42 PM
People with two first names/last names, etc.

Like a Dean Michael, or something similar.
Jan 14, 2011 10:42am
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Jan 14, 2011 3:43 PM
ernest_t_bass;638021 wrote:People with two first names/last names, etc.

Like a Dean Michael, or something similar.

Yeah...that is for the flaming gays
Jan 14, 2011 10:43am
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Bigred1995

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Jan 14, 2011 3:53 PM
Worked with a guy named Juston pronounced just like Justin?
Jan 14, 2011 10:53am
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Def Leopard

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Jan 14, 2011 3:59 PM
Daughter goes to school with a girl named Summer, who has a sister Autumn and their mother is Spring.
Called on a customer and one of the engineers was named Sundai.
Jan 14, 2011 10:59am
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Jan 14, 2011 4:01 PM
Justin is a dumb name.
Jan 14, 2011 11:01am
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Jan 14, 2011 4:01 PM
ernest_t_bass;638021 wrote:People with two first names/last names, etc.

Like a Dean Michael, or something similar.

STFU!!!
Jan 14, 2011 11:01am
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Jan 14, 2011 4:10 PM
Def Leopard;638037 wrote:Daughter goes to school with a girl named Summer, who has a sister Autumn and their mother is Spring.
Called on a customer and one of the engineers was named Sundai.

Spring? Good grief, there were two sets of sisters in my school named Autumn and Summer - and Summer and Winter, have no idea why their parents did that to them.

There was also a set of three sisters named Faith, Hope and Chastity. Their father was the owner of a local gun store/firing range. Not sure why I think that is funny. Also, Faith flunked senior year and had to take summer school.
Jan 14, 2011 11:10am
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Jan 14, 2011 4:14 PM
SaPhillis. No shit. saw it on a job application
Jan 14, 2011 11:14am
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Jan 14, 2011 4:27 PM
i'm just glad my kid's name and the planned name of #2 is not being mentioned on here.
Jan 14, 2011 11:27am
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Jan 14, 2011 4:31 PM
Thread Bomber;638057 wrote:SaPhillis. No shit. saw it on a job application

so she was black, and she was 80?
Jan 14, 2011 11:31am
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Fred Flintstone

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Jan 14, 2011 4:55 PM
I've heard Tenogee (Ten-Ah-Ge) and Cleotis
Jan 14, 2011 11:55am
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Jan 14, 2011 5:11 PM
derek bomar;638100 wrote:so she was black, and she was 80?
Naw.. She was about 25 and kinda hot. What would make you think she was black? :)
Jan 14, 2011 12:11pm
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Jan 14, 2011 5:24 PM
Thread Bomber;638173 wrote:Naw.. She was about 25 and kinda hot. What would make you think she was black? :)

That name is genius for a parent.

What high school kid wants to "have Saphillis?"

It'd work better than a chastity belt.
Jan 14, 2011 12:24pm
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Jan 14, 2011 5:30 PM
Princess
Jan 14, 2011 12:30pm
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Little Danny

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Jan 14, 2011 5:50 PM
All these names are representative of a classica axiom:

Parents want their kids to stand out; kids just want to fit it.

If more people presscribed to this there would be a whole lot less silliness out there.
Jan 14, 2011 12:50pm
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Jan 14, 2011 6:02 PM
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Jan 14, 2011 1:02pm
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Mister Twister

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Jan 14, 2011 6:08 PM
I just took a call from a woman named Valencia. Chuckled as I was talking to her, since I had this thread up and was reading it.
Jan 14, 2011 1:08pm
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Jan 14, 2011 6:12 PM
I know a girl named Violet who has a friend named Scarlet. Names not really dumb but different.
Jan 14, 2011 1:12pm
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Jan 14, 2011 6:19 PM
ESPN
Jan 14, 2011 1:19pm
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karen lotz

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Jan 14, 2011 6:23 PM
like_that;638273 wrote:ESPN

lol, totally forgot about that one. Was there an Espy too?
Jan 14, 2011 1:23pm
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Wooball

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Jan 14, 2011 6:26 PM
A girl that was older than me in high school:
Silver Ann Gold
Jan 14, 2011 1:26pm
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Jan 14, 2011 6:30 PM
There was a girl a couple of years ahead of me in high school, first name Mid. Last name Knight.

But wait.........

Once she got married she never changed from her Maiden Name and had a girl. First name..


Dayann
Jan 14, 2011 1:30pm
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Jan 14, 2011 6:35 PM
Had class with a black dude last year and his name was innocent
Jan 14, 2011 1:35pm