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j_crazy

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Jan 14, 2011 1:37 PM
i've always been partial to:

Crystal Shanda Lear
Jan 14, 2011 1:37pm
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Just Ain't Care

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Jan 14, 2011 1:43 PM
any name with Da, La, Ja, etc etc etc in front of it....DaGeorge, LaMichael, JaMarcus, Da'Brickshaw.....all fucking retarded
Jan 14, 2011 1:43pm
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Fred Flintstone

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Jan 14, 2011 2:04 PM
My neighbor's nephew was named Justin Time __________. He was born at 11:something pm on 12/31.
Jan 14, 2011 2:04pm
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Raw Dawgin' it

Just Ain't Care

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Jan 14, 2011 2:07 PM
These parents should all be taken out back to the shed and beaten...
Jan 14, 2011 2:07pm
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Jan 14, 2011 2:29 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;638327 wrote:any name with Da, La, Ja, etc etc etc in front of it....DaGeorge, LaMichael, JaMarcus, Da'Brickshaw.....all fucking retarded

D'Brickashaw. Not Da'Brickashaw.
Jan 14, 2011 2:29pm
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Jan 14, 2011 2:29 PM
Fukwanda- Mom's name was Wanda, she wanted to remind her baby daddy what he did to put himself in this situation.
Jan 14, 2011 2:29pm
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Jan 14, 2011 2:44 PM
justincredible;638389 wrote:D'Brickashaw. Not Da'Brickashaw.
Retarded none the less.
Jan 14, 2011 2:44pm
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Thunder70

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Jan 14, 2011 2:44 PM
Members at my credit union...

Icee
La-y (pronouned ladashy)
Jan 14, 2011 2:44pm
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ytownfootball

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Jan 14, 2011 2:49 PM
Harry

wouldn't be too bad except his middle name was Richard and his last name was Drips

yeah, it's truth
Jan 14, 2011 2:49pm
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Websurfinbird

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Jan 14, 2011 2:58 PM
People's names and their impact on their success/failure was one of my favorite topics discussed in Freakonomics.

http://www.slate.com/id/2116449/
Jan 14, 2011 2:58pm
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Sonofanump

Jan 14, 2011 4:30 PM
justincredible;637593 wrote:Ferguson is named after Father Ralph de Bricassart, a fictional character in the 1977 novel (and on the 1983 television mini-series) The Thorn Birds, played by Richard Chamberlain.
So named after a priest who falls in love with a girl he raised from youth played by a gay man. Awesome!
Jan 14, 2011 4:30pm
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Zunardo

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Jan 14, 2011 4:36 PM
stroups;638312 wrote:Had class with a black dude last year and his name was innocent
I know a white guy with that name - I think it's because his family is Catholic and it's a papal name

Re the - (dash) variations, I remember reading about that possibility in Snopes last year: http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp

Dumbest name given by celebrities to their children, IMO? Rumer, daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore. Could have been worse, they might have named her Hepzibah.

Many, many years ago, I went to school with a girl named Bologna. I have no idea what her parents were thinking when they came up with that.
Jan 14, 2011 4:36pm
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Jan 14, 2011 10:51 PM
Had a girl in my class whose last name was Small. Her dads name was Harry Richard Small. He actually went by his middle name and abreviated it Dick. When he filled out forms, it was Small Harry Dick, or Small Dick.
Jan 14, 2011 10:51pm
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Jan 15, 2011 12:09 AM
I think there was a dude who played basketball back in the A-10 (George Washington?) back in the day who's name was SirValiant
Jan 15, 2011 12:09am
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Jan 15, 2011 12:48 AM
darbypitcher22;638828 wrote:I think there was a dude who played basketball back in the A-10 (George Washington?) back in the day who's name was SirValiant

Good memory.

SirValiant Brown.
Jan 15, 2011 12:48am
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Jan 15, 2011 12:51 AM
After looking to see what SirValiant Brown is up to...came across the fact that his brother is named Cody SirLancelot Brown.

http://www.nba.com/dleague/players/sirvaliant_brown.html
Jan 15, 2011 12:51am
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bigkahuna

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Jan 15, 2011 1:04 AM
There were 2 sisters that went to school with me named Stormy and Breezy...ugly as fuck.
Jan 15, 2011 1:04am
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Jan 15, 2011 1:46 AM
Woman I used to know was Nancy Ann Cianci (pronounced "nancy-ancy-ancy").
Jan 15, 2011 1:46am
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Jan 15, 2011 2:24 AM
O-Trap;638850 wrote:Woman I used to know was Nancy Ann Cianci (pronounced "nancy-ancy-ancy").

That's even funnier when you say it out loud. :-D
Jan 15, 2011 2:24am
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Jan 15, 2011 8:02 AM
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Jan 15, 2011 8:02am
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O-Trap

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Jan 15, 2011 9:34 AM
FatHobbit;638854 wrote:That's even funnier when you say it out loud. :-D

Yeah, believe me, people NEVER just called her "Nancy." :D
Jan 15, 2011 9:34am
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ernest_t_bass

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Jan 15, 2011 9:51 AM
Clark
Gibby
Ty
Mike
Saul
Jan 15, 2011 9:51am
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Sonofanump

Jan 15, 2011 11:28 AM
ernest_t_bass;638933 wrote:Clark
Gibby
Ty
Mike
Saul
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Davey
Blanket
Jan 15, 2011 11:28am
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karen lotz

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Jan 15, 2011 11:53 AM
ESPN bottom line had the NFL injury reports scrolling last night. Saw a guy with the first name Atari is questionable.
Jan 15, 2011 11:53am
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Jan 15, 2011 12:09 PM
karen lotz;639014 wrote:ESPN bottom line had the NFL injury reports scrolling last night. Saw a guy with the first name Atari is questionable.

A guy I worked with has a daughter named Atari.
Jan 15, 2011 12:09pm