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Jan 13, 2011 8:54 PM
http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20110113/NEWS010702/101130364

Mister Simpson, 23, of Mount Airy is accused is stealing four firearms and a pair of night-vision goggles from a home in Green Township on Jan. 1.

He was arrested in Colerain Township on Wednesday when a car he was riding in was stopped and police say they found the weapons in the trunk and a shotgun shell inside Simpson’s left coat pocket. Police say he confessed to the crime.


Why is your name mister? Why does your crackwhore of a mother think that was a good idea?

This is his real name from as far as I can tell and what I have found
Jan 13, 2011 8:54pm
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LJ

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Jan 13, 2011 8:57 PM
Sad, he was a 3 star RB and Michigan signee at one point
Jan 13, 2011 8:57pm
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GoChiefs

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Jan 13, 2011 8:58 PM
Apple, Pilot, Audio...why the hell do celebrity give their children these retarded names? I actually worked with a guy who's full name was Gilbert Gilbert Gilbert III. Not only is it messed up that his name is Gilbert Gilbert Gilbert, but the fact that with him being the III, there are 2 other guys out there that had the same damn name.
Jan 13, 2011 8:58pm
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Firad

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Jan 13, 2011 9:03 PM
Met a dude named Nature the other night.
Jan 13, 2011 9:03pm
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Jan 13, 2011 9:05 PM
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Jan 13, 2011 9:05pm
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Little Danny

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Jan 13, 2011 9:09 PM
IIRC, I believe Mister has a brother named Sir (no kidding!). He was heck of a football player at Colerain on perhaps one of the best squads ever in the state of Ohio. He washed out at Michigan, went to UC and couldn't get his grades up to make the team and is now up to no good. Shame.

Speaking of names, I once handled a matter involving a kid named Dramamine. I guess mom must have been car sick before she went into delivery. HAHA.
Jan 13, 2011 9:09pm
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Laley23

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Jan 13, 2011 9:11 PM
This takes the cake, I challenge anyone to beat it.

L'-uh

Sound it out, Ladasha. Spelled using the apostrophe and the dash. No joke. What the fuck.
Jan 13, 2011 9:11pm
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Jan 13, 2011 9:14 PM
La-a (pronounced La-dash-a)

**EDIT**

Damn my shitty internet connection. Laley beat me to it.
Jan 13, 2011 9:14pm
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Jan 13, 2011 9:18 PM
ccrunner609;637529 wrote:not being racist (but prooly coming off that way), they arent white??

No, midgets.
Jan 13, 2011 9:18pm
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Jan 13, 2011 9:20 PM
ernest_t_bass;637533 wrote:No, midgets.

Is that a race?
Jan 13, 2011 9:20pm
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Jan 13, 2011 9:22 PM
gerb131;637536 wrote:Is that a race?

They wrestle. Not sure if they race.
Jan 13, 2011 9:22pm
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Jan 13, 2011 9:22 PM
ernest_t_bass;637540 wrote:They wrestle. Not sure if they race.

Have to be go-karts yea?
Jan 13, 2011 9:22pm
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Jan 13, 2011 9:36 PM
Black midget go-kart drivers. I think it is okay to be racist towards that specific group.
Jan 13, 2011 9:36pm
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Jan 13, 2011 9:46 PM
ccrunner609;637529 wrote:not being racist (but prooly coming off that way), they arent white??

Mexican, though went to a basically all black school (Scott) in Toledo. Could have had a black baby daddy, but mom was Mexican.
Jan 13, 2011 9:46pm
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Jan 13, 2011 9:47pm
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Jan 13, 2011 9:51 PM
D'Brickashaw
Keys (boy)
Skyy (boy)
P'Nay
Ashishi (pronounced "uh-shee-shee)
Cash
Mook
Jan 13, 2011 9:51pm
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Jan 13, 2011 9:54 PM
Orangejello (or-on-jell-o)
Lemonjello (le-mon-jell-o)
Jan 13, 2011 9:54pm
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Jan 13, 2011 9:55 PM
Where I work a former Navy pilot submitted an outline to be published on one of our blogs. His first name was Flack. No joke.
Jan 13, 2011 9:55pm
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Jan 13, 2011 9:57 PM
ernest_t_bass;637580 wrote:Orangejello (or-on-jell-o)
Lemonjello (le-mon-jell-o)

I've heard about them before.

I talked to a chick on the phone today who's name was ocean.
Jan 13, 2011 9:57pm
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Jan 13, 2011 10:04 PM
I believe Mister Simpson's brother's name was Sir Simpson lol. Sad to see what has become of Mister Simpson, he was a beast, and that Colerain team is arguably the greatest team in Ohio football history.
Jan 13, 2011 10:04pm
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Jan 13, 2011 10:08 PM
O-Trap;637579 wrote:D'Brickashaw
Keys (boy)
Skyy (boy)
P'Nay
Ashishi (pronounced "uh-shee-shee)
Cash
Mook
How DARE you!! :)

Per wikipedia:
Ferguson is named after Father Ralph de Bricassart, a fictional character in the 1977 novel (and on the 1983 television mini-series) The Thorn Birds, played by Richard Chamberlain.
Jan 13, 2011 10:08pm
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CinciX12

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Jan 13, 2011 10:27 PM
Unikue I think was my favorite one.
Jan 13, 2011 10:27pm
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Jan 13, 2011 10:29 PM
justincredible;637593 wrote:How DARE you!! :)

Per wikipedia:

LOL!
Jan 13, 2011 10:29pm
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dave

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Jan 13, 2011 10:31 PM
Saw some really strange ones when I was a pharmacist in Toledo at a nonprofit pharmacy. One lady was named Marijuana.
Jan 13, 2011 10:31pm
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Jan 13, 2011 10:33 PM
Shi'thead
Jan 13, 2011 10:33pm