I would help out family and friends. I would set up a college scholarship program for kids who attended my old elementary school and help families in the area who are caring for the elderly.

Get a private army, get an island and set up a coliseum to make people fight to the death for my amusement. Win enough rounds in the coliseum and YOU WIN A GOOD LIFE!!! Or at least money; if you don't turn that into a good life, that's on you.

posted by Heretic

Get a private army, get an island and set up a coliseum to make people fight to the death for my amusement. Win enough rounds in the coliseum and YOU WIN A GOOD LIFE!!! Or at least money; if you don't turn that into a good life, that's on you.

So, you'd basically become a Bond villain.

I like it.

posted by Spock

I would go to a big town and dress as a homeless person.  I would give $100,000 in cash to people that was nice to me.

 No you would not, you're too cheap.

posted by O-Trap

So, you'd basically become a Bond villain.

 

I like it.

Yep, but minus the long monologues about my secret plan while the hero is escaping, allowing him/her to foil the plot. Not falling for that old trick! Besides, I'm not a big fan of giving speeches.

i would move to St. Paris, Ohio

posted by Heretic

Yep, but minus the long monologues about my secret plan while the hero is escaping, allowing him/her to foil the plot. Not falling for that old trick! Besides, I'm not a big fan of giving speeches.

Reminds me of this scene:

I would give a good amount to the research and develpment of surgery to those stricken with Anotia/Microtia.

posted by gut

Bring back the Playboy Mansion....perfect political climate for it, too :)

LOL.

I would buy the Browns, make them stand for the anthem, turn them into super bowl champs in 2 years, fill the stands, make 6 million Ohians happier then ever; and then sell them to Donald Trump to keep the winning going for $2 billion; reinvest half of it and donate the other $1billion to good causes, and poor people as identified by sleeper.