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sleeper

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Mar 12, 2010 12:34 AM
Why do all the beautiful, intelligent, funny women have a boyfriend?
Mar 12, 2010 12:34am
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sleeper

Legend

27,879 posts
Mar 12, 2010 12:57 AM
*crickets*

/end thread.
Mar 12, 2010 12:57am
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sleeper

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27,879 posts
Mar 12, 2010 12:57 AM
Also, cocks.
Mar 12, 2010 12:57am
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Speedofsand

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5,529 posts
Mar 12, 2010 1:05 AM
sleeper wrote: Why do all the beautiful, intelligent, funny women have a boyfriend?
They don't. They just tell you that to get rid of you.
Mar 12, 2010 1:05am
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sleeper

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Mar 12, 2010 1:07 AM
Speedofsand wrote:
sleeper wrote: Why do all the beautiful, intelligent, funny women have a boyfriend?
They don't. They just tell you that to get rid of you.
Your mom never mentioned your dad LOL
Mar 12, 2010 1:07am
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hoops23

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Mar 12, 2010 1:12 AM
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El Jefe Grande

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425 posts
Mar 12, 2010 1:13 AM
Don't sweat them beezys.
Mar 12, 2010 1:13am
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sleeper

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27,879 posts
Mar 12, 2010 1:14 AM
I'm not, I get more ass than toilet seats.
Mar 12, 2010 1:14am
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ytownfootball

Bold faced liar...

6,978 posts
Mar 12, 2010 1:35 AM
All beautiful, intelligent, funny women attend Ohio State

All have boyfriends

Make friends with the admissions staff

Problem solved
Mar 12, 2010 1:35am
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sjmvsfscs08

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Mar 12, 2010 1:57 AM
sleeper wrote: I'm not, I get more ass than toilet seats.
Well if they're truly intelligent then they'd know you'd be loaded with STDs by this point and they conjured up some boyfriend...

sleeper does bring up a solid point though, that the boyfriends of beautiful, intelligent, and funny women typically realize how lucky they are and don't fuck it up.
Mar 12, 2010 1:57am
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Sage

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2,070 posts
Mar 12, 2010 5:39 AM
Why would you want a girlfriend during college anyway?
Mar 12, 2010 5:39am
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ernest_t_bass

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Mar 12, 2010 7:42 AM
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mtrulz

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2,905 posts
Mar 12, 2010 8:03 AM
I might like this beautiful, intelligent, funny senior girl.
Mar 12, 2010 8:03am
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bamagirl

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Mar 12, 2010 8:30 AM
sleeper wrote: I'm not, I get more ass than toilet seats.
No worries that line will rope them right in.
Mar 12, 2010 8:30am
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wes_mantooth

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Mar 12, 2010 8:47 AM
There is not a woman on earth with all three of those characteristics.
Mar 12, 2010 8:47am
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hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

6,504 posts
Mar 12, 2010 9:08 AM
wes_mantooth wrote: There is not a woman on earth with all three of characteristics.
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this fallacy.
Mar 12, 2010 9:08am
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SportsAndLady

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Mar 12, 2010 10:32 AM
Sage wrote: Why would you want a girlfriend during college anyway?
Don't start w/ that nonsense...
Mar 12, 2010 10:32am
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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

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Mar 12, 2010 10:36 AM
sleeper wrote: I only get ass when my hand breaks through the toilet paper. And even then, it's shitty.
fixed


:P
Mar 12, 2010 10:36am
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bamagirl

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Mar 12, 2010 10:40 AM
pnhasbeen wrote:
wes_mantooth wrote: There is not a woman on earth with all three of characteristics.
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this fallacy.
Good point. If you had to pick two you would want what would they be?

I am going to go with smart and funny....he has gotta make me laugh and if he cannot carry an intelligent conversation forget it.
Mar 12, 2010 10:40am
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wes_mantooth

Tomfoolery & shenanigans

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Mar 12, 2010 10:41 AM
Funny and smart.

Although, I would prefer funny and slutty.
Mar 12, 2010 10:41am
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royal_k

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Mar 12, 2010 10:59 AM
Beautiful and dumb = slut = goat
Mar 12, 2010 10:59am
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se-alum

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Mar 12, 2010 12:16 PM
bamagirl wrote:
pnhasbeen wrote:
wes_mantooth wrote: There is not a woman on earth with all three of characteristics.
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this fallacy.
Good point. If you had to pick two you would want what would they be?

I am going to go with smart and funny....he has gotta make me laugh and if he cannot carry an intelligent conversation forget it.
You're definitely in the minority of women.
Mar 12, 2010 12:16pm
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bamagirl

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Mar 12, 2010 1:14 PM
se-alum wrote:
You're definitely in the minority of women.
Yeah but see I don't see why. Cause looks are temporary. I agree there has to be an attraction. But the bottom line is it's a persons personality that you fall in love with. When your with someone they usually get more attractive to you as time goes on, I don't think that is because of looks but personality.

Never understood people who want to date complete morons, you have to have something to talk about. Laughter is needed to get through life so ya gotta have someone who makes you laugh.
Mar 12, 2010 1:14pm
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sleeper

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Mar 12, 2010 2:27 PM
wes_mantooth wrote: There is not a woman on earth with all three of those characteristics.
LOL

Yeah, it should be funny beautiful intelligent, choose 2.
Mar 12, 2010 2:27pm
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Websurfinbird

Chosen Person

656 posts
Mar 12, 2010 2:48 PM
bamagirl wrote:
se-alum wrote:
You're definitely in the minority of women.
Yeah but see I don't see why. Cause looks are temporary. I agree there has to be an attraction. But the bottom line is it's a persons personality that you fall in love with. When your with someone they usually get more attractive to you as time goes on, I don't think that is because of looks but personality.

Never understood people who want to date complete morons, you have to have something to talk about. Laughter is needed to get through life so ya gotta have someone who makes you laugh.
100% agreed. If you can't have a conversation what else do you got?
Mar 12, 2010 2:48pm