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superman

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Dec 11, 2015 10:58 PM
Heard a story on the radio today about the worst names of 2015. They mentioned Jedi.
Dec 11, 2015 10:58pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Dec 12, 2015 12:00 PM
FatHobbit;1768925 wrote:I think she's a beautiful little girl that suffered through a terrible tragedy.
You PC, bro?
Dec 12, 2015 12:00pm
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FatHobbit

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Dec 12, 2015 7:12 PM
DeyDurkie5;1769125 wrote:You PC, bro?
I couldn't think of anything to say that didn't feel like it would bring down a shit ton of bad karma. Lol
Dec 12, 2015 7:12pm
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Dec 13, 2015 8:11 PM
FatHobbit;1769142 wrote:I couldn't think of anything to say that didn't feel like it would bring down a shit ton of bad karma. Lol
Pretend nothing bad has ever happened to her.

Dumb name?
Dec 13, 2015 8:11pm
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GoChiefs

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Feb 4, 2016 9:30 AM
Had to bump this up because I just heard a pretty bad one.

LaKynn.

Wtf????
Feb 4, 2016 9:30am
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Zunardo

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Feb 4, 2016 12:13 PM
Saw some interesting first names at a women's basketball game last night.

Aloneet - The coach just said to shorten to "owl-low". I have no idea where it came from, or what it might be derived from
Jummai - (joo-MY-uh) - may be a Muslim name?
Bre'Auna - (bre-ONN-UH) yes, the apostrophe and the capital A are just pretentious affectations, but it does looks cool on paper.
Feb 4, 2016 12:13pm
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O-Trap

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Feb 4, 2016 6:23 PM
Baby born to an acquaintance the other day was named Da'Vie'Aire. That's right. Two apostrophies. It's pronounced "day-vee-AIR."
Feb 4, 2016 6:23pm
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Ironman92

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Feb 4, 2016 8:25 PM
I think I have the winner.

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No "L"
Feb 4, 2016 8:25pm
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Spock

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Feb 4, 2016 9:36 PM
Ironman92;1780032 wrote:I think I have the winner.

Jkmno

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No "L"
Feb 4, 2016 9:36pm
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sherm03

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Feb 4, 2016 10:38 PM
Ironman92;1780032 wrote:I think I have the winner.

Jkmno

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I'm calling bullshit on that one...
Feb 4, 2016 10:38pm
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Ironman92

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Feb 5, 2016 6:15 AM
sherm03;1780050 wrote:I'm calling bullshit on that one...
Do as you must. My wife registers kids for her school district and this is a new preschooler.
Feb 5, 2016 6:15am
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Tiernan

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Feb 5, 2016 6:49 AM
Tiernan is an old Irish warlord's name and any child would be lucky to have it.
Feb 5, 2016 6:49am
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Feb 5, 2016 7:20 AM
sherm03;1780050 wrote:I'm calling bullshit on that one...
After a Google search, it does appear to be a legit name a few dumbasses have used. [emoji15]
Feb 5, 2016 7:20am
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kayo

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Feb 14, 2016 1:41 AM
Midstate01;1764577 wrote:When my wife was pregnant and we were thinking of names, she'd have me ask a friend of mine from hs who was a real jokester how he'd make fun of the name. So we didn't name her something unique but something people who give her a hard time about. Named her Quinn in the end.
How could your jokester friend not find a way to make fun of a kid named Quinn in the end?
Feb 14, 2016 1:41am