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rrfan

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Dec 3, 2015 2:43 PM
Pronounced (Sha-thead) spelled Shithead. Real name teacher friend told me about that name about 5 years ago in Columbus. To this day don't think I have laughed that hard!
Dec 3, 2015 2:43pm
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superman

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Dec 3, 2015 3:04 PM
rrfan;1767194 wrote:Pronounced (Sha-thead) spelled Shithead. Real name teacher friend told me about that name about 5 years ago in Columbus. To this day don't think I have laughed that hard!
My cousin's uncle's sister's wife's brother knew this kid.
Dec 3, 2015 3:04pm
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Tiernan

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Dec 3, 2015 6:24 PM
That story has been told 1000x - even Thuggers ain't naming dey kids Shithead.
Dec 3, 2015 6:24pm
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Dec 4, 2015 1:52 PM
Skyy (boy)
Keys (boy)
Crystal Ball
Nancy Ann Cianci (pronounced: NAN-see-ANN-see-ANN-see)
Sally Ada Hogg (married name, but unfortunate, nonetheless)
Dec 4, 2015 1:52pm
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Fab4Runner

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Dec 4, 2015 2:30 PM
Mantooth knows a couple who named their daughter Silver Ann Gold.
Dec 4, 2015 2:30pm
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Scarlet_Buckeye

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Dec 4, 2015 2:36 PM
Saylor (pronounced like "sailor"). #Dumb
Dec 4, 2015 2:36pm
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superman

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Dec 5, 2015 12:42 AM
Girl that was working the register at UDF today was named Branwen.
Dec 5, 2015 12:42am
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Zunardo

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Dec 5, 2015 2:46 PM
superman;1767459 wrote:Girl that was working the register at UDF today was named Branwen.
Sounds like a derivative of a Welsh name. In "How Green Was My Valley", one of the young women in there had a similar name, I think it was Bronwyn.
Dec 5, 2015 2:46pm
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Uz2Bon36

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Dec 6, 2015 11:07 AM
Mike is the dumbest name ever. Just kidding.

I know of one white trash dad who named his kid Harley. Funny thing is, he's too poor to own a motorcycle.
Dec 6, 2015 11:07am
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Uz2Bon36

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Dec 6, 2015 11:09 AM
Harley
Dec 6, 2015 11:09am
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rrfan

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Dec 7, 2015 8:12 AM
Gunner.
Dec 7, 2015 8:12am
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Dec 7, 2015 8:57 AM
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Dec 7, 2015 8:57am
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Dec 8, 2015 1:07 AM
j_crazy;1764589 wrote:a girl who was in Pre-K with my daughter was named Ta-a. Prounounce Ta-dash-a
Where does your kid go to school? Inner city Chicago?
Wally;1765654 wrote:My first name is Tom. I bet nobody has named their kid Tom in years.....
No, your name is not Tome, it's Wally.
Raw Dawgin' it;1766594 wrote:Trendy white people names are horrible and black people generally give their children names so everyone knows they're black before anyone even meets them.
Reps
Dec 8, 2015 1:07am
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Dec 8, 2015 7:44 AM
I'm waiting with bated breath to see a young man named Irwyn - maybe it's already been done.

Years ago I worked with a guy named Irwing. Looked, dressed, and sounded like a 55 year-old Steve Urkel.
Dec 8, 2015 7:44am
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Fab4Runner

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Dec 10, 2015 10:28 AM
I think it's a very sweet story, and I am sending her a card. But that name. :(
Dec 10, 2015 10:28am
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Dec 10, 2015 1:23 PM
O-Trap;1767350 wrote: Sally Ada Hogg (married name, but unfortunate, nonetheless)
And his name was Chris P. Bacon
Dec 10, 2015 1:23pm
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Dec 11, 2015 9:00 AM
rrfan;1768894 wrote:You are on your own on that one!
Oh, so you like the name Safyre then?
Dec 11, 2015 9:00am
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Dec 11, 2015 10:16 AM
Fab4Runner;1768902 wrote:Oh, so you like the name Safyre then?
I think she's a beautiful little girl that suffered through a terrible tragedy.
Dec 11, 2015 10:16am
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Dec 11, 2015 10:43 AM
FatHobbit;1768925 wrote:I think she's a beautiful little girl, whose parents saddled her with a terrible name, that suffered through a terrible tragedy.
I agree with this 100%.
Dec 11, 2015 10:43am
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Dec 11, 2015 11:29 AM
sherm03;1768945 wrote:I agree with this 100%.
Exactly. I believe I already stated that it's a sweet story and I mailed her a card. I can't begin to imagine what she's been through and will have to go through her the rest of her life. But this is a horrible name thread, and she has one.
Dec 11, 2015 11:29am