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May 4, 2012 11:05 AM
like_that;1162288 wrote:So you will still remain faithful to your wife even if she bangs 5 guys behind your back, all because of a contract?
Basically what i gather is, if you're sick, you can do what ever you want as long as you blame it on sickness and con alma is fine with it
May 4, 2012 11:05am
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May 4, 2012 11:07 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1162295 wrote:Basically what i gather is, if you're sick, you can do what ever you want as long as you blame it on sickness and con alma is fine with it
That's what it seems like. If Con_Alma's wife is reading this thread she has the blueprint on how to get out of that marriage if she would like to.
May 4, 2012 11:07am
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May 4, 2012 11:07 AM
Being married is stupid.
May 4, 2012 11:07am
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May 4, 2012 11:11 AM
Being sick doesn't get you out of the marriage.
May 4, 2012 11:11am
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May 4, 2012 11:11 AM
said_aouita;1162297 wrote:Being married is stupid.
only if it's to someone you shouldn't be married to
May 4, 2012 11:11am
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May 4, 2012 11:12 AM
Con_Alma;1162300 wrote:Being sick doesn't get you out of the marriage.
not legally anyways lol
May 4, 2012 11:12am
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May 4, 2012 11:12 AM
like_that;1162296 wrote:That's what it seems like. If Con_Alma's wife is reading this thread she has the blueprint on how to get out of that marriage if she would like to.
If my wife wants to get out of the marriage all she has to do tell me she is getting out.
May 4, 2012 11:12am
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May 4, 2012 11:12 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1162302 wrote:not legally anyways lol
exactly.
May 4, 2012 11:12am
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May 4, 2012 11:14 AM
Con_Alma would fuck lots of women, just not marry any of them because it'd be illegal.
May 4, 2012 11:14am
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May 4, 2012 11:15 AM
My grandpa died of Alzheimers, and while it attacks your memory the worst, it also totally robbed his ability to move around on his own.

So, I don't know how plausible that is, but I sure as hell hope he wasn't messing around with some Betsy next door.
May 4, 2012 11:15am
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May 4, 2012 11:16 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1162309 wrote:Con_Alma would **** lots of women, just not marry any of them because it'd be illegal.
Part of my vow is one of fidelity. I can assure you I would not be with other women while married.
May 4, 2012 11:16am
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May 4, 2012 11:35 AM
Con_Alma;1162314 wrote:Part of my vow is one of fidelity. I can assure you I would not be with other women while married.
If you use Joe Rogans name you can get a discount on a fleshlight, you'll need one.
May 4, 2012 11:35am
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May 4, 2012 11:47 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1162337 wrote:If you use Joe Rogans name you can get a discount on a fleshlight, you'll need one.
Yeah, because that's what I would base my decision on.
May 4, 2012 11:47am
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May 4, 2012 11:53 AM
That would be fucking terrible. I'd like to think I would stay faithful to my wife, but it would be really really hard.

Does anyone know what the legal ramifications are? I have a friend who's stepmom is out of her mind (I don't know if it's Alzheimer's or what) and she is upset because her dad is spending so much money on care for her. She seems to think her dad couldn't divorce his crazy wife if he wanted.
May 4, 2012 11:53am
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May 4, 2012 11:53 AM
Con_Alma;1162370 wrote:Yeah, because that's what I would base my decision on.
a mans got needs! "Part of my vow is medical castration, if my wife won't birth my children, no woman will" - Con_Alma
May 4, 2012 11:53am
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May 4, 2012 11:55 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1162379 wrote:a mans got needs! "Part of my vow is medical castration, if my wife won't birth my children, no woman will" - Con_Alma
Hopefully that man has discipline and restraint also.
May 4, 2012 11:55am
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May 4, 2012 11:57 AM
Con_Alma;1162382 wrote:Hopefully that man has discipline and restraint also.
This would be you

May 4, 2012 11:57am
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May 4, 2012 11:59 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1162390 wrote:This would be you

...maybe it would but I would know I followed through on my promise to her.
May 4, 2012 11:59am
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May 4, 2012 12:07 PM
Con_Alma;1162398 wrote:...maybe it would but I would know I followed through on my promise to her.
You're the worst for having no sense of humor - lighten up dude...
May 4, 2012 12:07pm
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May 4, 2012 12:09 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1162410 wrote:You're the worst for having no sense of humor - lighten up dude...
Because you can't see that sense of humor doesn't make me the worst. You might want to look a little deeper.
May 4, 2012 12:09pm
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May 4, 2012 12:22 PM
Life isn't The Notebook. If my wife forgot who I was, I would most likely still be around for her if needed but I would certainly do other women. You can't just forget about your wife after so many years with her just because she forgot about you. Then again, it would probably be my 3rd or so wife so in that instance fuck it.

Also, conalma your jerk off rate would go through the roof if this happened.
May 4, 2012 12:22pm
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May 4, 2012 12:28 PM
DeyDurkie5;1162430 wrote:Life isn't The Notebook. If my wife forgot who I was, I would most likely still be around for her... You can't just forget about your wife after so many years with her just because she forgot about you....
I completely agree with this.
DeyDurkie5;1162430 wrote:...Also, conalma your jerk off rate would go through the roof if this happened.
I hope such a rate wouldn't ever determine whether I would continue to be faithful or not.
May 4, 2012 12:28pm
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May 4, 2012 12:34 PM
Con_Alma;1162439 wrote:I completely agree with this.



I hope such a rate wouldn't ever determine whether I would continue to be faithful or not.
I didn't say it would be faithful or not. You are jerking off your own penis. No cheating there.
May 4, 2012 12:34pm
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May 4, 2012 12:38 PM
DeyDurkie5;1162443 wrote:I didn't say it would be faithful or not. You are jerking off your own penis. No cheating there.
Thought I was agreeing. Sorry it wasn't clear.


Adding on to your comment was my point that I hope such a concern wouldn't influence a decisions to cheat or not.
May 4, 2012 12:38pm
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May 4, 2012 1:38 PM
Con_Alma;1162445 wrote:Thought I was agreeing. Sorry it wasn't clear.


Adding on to your comment was my point that I hope such a concern wouldn't influence a decisions to cheat or not.
The worst the absolute worst...

May 4, 2012 1:38pm